Greatest Things Ever

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The Top Ten

1 God

He is the reason for all of these great things and some not so great (cough cough number 1 on this list). He is the reason for you and I witch is. And for all things you do and don't admire. Also will guide all of those who love him to live in eternall happyness in the kingdom of heaven forever and ever. However if you do not love him (you know). You will be trapped in that firey place down below. Life on earth is just a test for the real life after death. I am so sorry to preach. I am acually getting a little teary eyed. If you do not belive in him that is fine I respect that. But if you do you should vote for this. Thank you for your time.

Why can't we all move God up to number 1? He is the ultimate creator, gave man's first breath, gave His only Son to die for all of us, to give us hope. NOTHING should be ranked higher than Him.

God let us have this life, and he lets us live it everyday. He loves us unconditionally and accepts into heaven even though we are all weak and sinful. He sent down his only son, who died for our sins. This shows that God wants us to be with him. With God, death is really ineffective, because you'll live in eternal harmony and happiness in heaven if you believe in him and confess your sins. He even split the seas for us humans. He gives me hope and happiness because I know my family and I will be together FOREVER. - ethanmeinster

Very very very evil.

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2 Music

Porno Movies first place? Seriously? OMG. Now I know what kind of people use this page ;) lol

definitely number one.. bowling for soup, blink 182, billy talent, rise against, metallica, iron maiden, johnny cash, paramore, plus 44, AVA, rage against the machines, beastie boys, beatles, genesis, the who, avenged sevenfold, wolfmother, jimmy eat world, my chemical romance, taking back sunday, greenday, fall out boy, the misfits, led zepplin, rush, simple pan, sum 41 and last but definitely not least magedeth. I now its huge but t is some of my 1000 most favourite bands ever! - gibsonsg

Lets make music till the best thing ever, because get real with the facts, what is your escape from everyday bull? What is your passion in life? At least mine is music it always makes me happy, porno makes me happy sometimes but many times it makes me feel sad too or bored too but never music.I don't go to god everyday to say things which usually people do but the fact that it doesn't exist but music does it is for real although both can only be felt, but I feel better with music.

WHAT IN THE WORLD WHY IS 'GIRLS' SO HIGH SEXIST MUCH COME ON PEOPLE BOYS NEED LOVE TOO I HATE ALL THIS STUPID SEXISM GIRLS ARE TREATED LIKE GOLD AND BOYS ARE TREATED LIKE CRAP COME ON what

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3 Life

If we didn't have life, then we wouldn't have any of these things. Life is what allows things like god, video games, books, friends, boys/girls, and porn (which apparently is at #3 right now)

Then again, that argument works against itself, as these aspects of life are what we refer to as "things". This list should probably be called "Greatest Things In Life Ever" instead of "Greatest Things Ever".

By the way, how the hell is porn at no 3!? Not even just porn, but pornographic movies, which mystifies me, and also tells me how society has taken a large leap backwards (Butt on the better side, qwe still have taken many other leaps forward).

Life should be #1 because without it, we wouldn't have porn how is this #7? - ACDCRocks

It should be life which is to be considered as greatest thing ever because after you came into existence you got to know and understand what is Family what is God what is porno movies and everything else in this world...

We can't exist without it, the majority of times we are getting pleasure, but sometimes we feeling so bad

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4 Family

The single most important thing in my life. We're all so different in character and interests and yet we are such a strong unit. We're all genuinely the best of friends. Sometimes when we have a family gathering, I look at them all in turn and tears threaten to fall when I hear their laughter. Sure, we argue but we always hug it out and clear the air. Family life is so important to me; there isn't anything or anyone I would put above them. I love them all unconditionally and though sometimes I feel alone, I know in my heart they love me the same right back. - Britgirl

Without family, all these things on this list would not be possible. Your parents were the ones who gave you life, and life is on there, so family is more important then that. Without life you couldn't watch, listen, or do anything on this list

Why is porno movies above family? Family is more important and porno movies shouldn't even EXIST! And shouldn't be on the list at all. Family is more important because they love you and care about you. - cosmo

Music more great than family? No! I love music but it is not better than your own family. Think about this, if you could choose one thing, music or family, what would you pick?... Exactly. - PeeledBanana

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5 Food

No.2 Definitely! We would be dead if we did not have food! - lizard302

So many food. Whoever you are you will always need food. Without food you will die, and other things here will be useless. - MChkflaguard_Yt

I really like the feeling that I get every time I eat something good! Yummy

I can see that this was added here by a obese guy...lol - Idiot244

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6 Jesus

Jesus: He is guider of my life and my activity, without support the guider no one can do anything for their great work.

Why is Jesus, the one who went to hell to save the rest of us from it, below PORN MOVIES?!?!

He Is The Eternal Son Of God.

Take the wheel

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7 Internet

Internet has almost everything except your life, of course. You can pay your bill, download music and porn movies, chat with hot and cute ladies and there will you encounter different kinds of people, good, bad, hypocrites, liars, bitches, celebrities, your future wife and family. - ronluna

If you didn't vote for internet ask yourself. Where do you get all your free music and porn from. Hey Snuckles I presume that you are a chick or you are just a guy who calls all the rest of the men in the world pervs. - Edwyn

The internet contains my life work and personal I store all my information in Google's cloud services and don't go anywhere without my android phone which also syncs with Google's cloud services in turn using the internet the internet rocks!

Internet IS the best thing ever, without it we wouldn't have nearly every good thing that we have in our lives and I'd personally prefer suicide to a life without Internet.

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8 Video Games

There would be no MSG or PSP without video games - loganruckmanman

Without the Nintendo Gameboy revolutionizing handheld electronics, we won't have iPhone, ipad etc.

Video games are epic

Oh yeah

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9 Girls

Duh. They're women. Adorable, sweet, kind, adorable, yeh.

Seriously, we cook, we gave you life, and we're part of your families, and we're number ten? Even worse, we're THINGS. This list is called Greatest THINGS ever, not Greatest kinds of people ever. Besides, it's sexist to add just girls on here. Stupid list.

This is all we are? Just something for guys to put on a top ten list? Wow.

Girls rule boys droll!

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10 Water

without it you would smell like your grandmas house

Just imagine drinking a cold cup of water after peanut butter...it's awesome - Toilet

PORN IS ABOVE WATER... Porns nice but we need water

Water is better than porn by a million times. You need water while porn is just stupid. - RiverClanRocks

Water keeps us clean and alive. Period. - Ohno

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The Contenders

11 Love

Love is key to a happy life. And that's a fact

I really don't like life but love from my family makes me a happy day. - MissRWBY202

Love can destroy hate

I've never felt any love for a man in my life. x <3 x

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12 Porno Movies

Why is this on the list? - RiverClanRocks

Why is this here and why is it higher than life itself?!

This made me want to leave this website forever.

No ow is this great. It is disgusting and boring. Who wants to see this. And I am not a soccer mom. Porn makes me wanna die. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

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13 Jackie Evancho Jackie Evancho Jacqueline Marie "Jackie" Evancho is an American classical crossover singer who gained wide recognition at an early age and, since 2009, has issued an EP and five albums, including a platinum and gold album and three Billboard 200 top 10 debuts .

Should be right underneath God and Music. - BobG

Her magic voice makes life sweeter.

Music by Jackie Evancho. Heavenly.

Relax. These ranking sites are a chance for her fanbase to get her name out there. She has no corporate backing like most of the big name singers, Most of the lists she is on don't have that many votes. It's easier to get high on lists with fewer votes. On the lists with high vote counts she is usually way down on the lists, artificially moved down or has been removed by the administrator. It's a ranking site. There are much worse things going on in the world than some teen singer getting a small bit of recognition.

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14 Money

I think every one who says money can't bring you happiness is a liar. Maybe it can't bring you ALL the happiness, but it definitively brings much happiness in everyone's life. You can buy everything you want, and ( sorry, but it's the truth) it also helps you get a sexy woman / man. For example Donald Trump: I don't like him, but do you think he git his wife just because he's pretty ( 'cough cough') or maybe smart ( and yes, he has to be smart or otherwise he would have already lost all his money but no he's hitting more and more). So no lies no more please

Money brings greed, greed brings selfishness and down the line is murder, regret, sadness, and very mean people
But sometimes it can bring nice things like a house or Disney world, and other things, just don't get greedy.

Everyone needs money for field trips, food, clothes, etc... Without them you would become poor and I encourage people to become successful and I pray to God everyday for you

Money Can’t Buy Happiness = (Invader Zim voice) LIES! WHEN WILL THE LIES END?!

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15 Movies

Without movies life would be "The Blah"

Why are PORN movies ahead of MOVIES IN GENERAL!?

"I know about life, I've to the pictures" - great line from a Fehlfarben song (Grauschleier).

16 Happiness

People need to stop with Jackie Evancho. Nobody'd be all up in a bunch if she was four years older!

HAPPINESS, on the other hand, a product of love and togetherness, and friendship and confidence, is something I strive much more for. - higgsboson2142

Whats LIFE if you're not HAPPY with it?

HAPPINESS! WHY IS A FEMALE SINGER I've NEVER HEARD OF ABOVE THINGS LIKE ANIMALS AND HAPPINESS! I don't GET T

17 Air

You can't do anything without air - MoJo59er

Why is Porn higher than all these things?

PORN is higher than THIS! PORN IS STUPID

18 Sex

Sex is insanely overrated! It shouldn't even be on this list

People are seeing sex as a bad thing due to all these stupid porn video and shows, but sex and porn videos are similar but not the same thing, doing sex means have a special moment with your love and it can generate good things like a life, one of the best things ever! Stop looking the sex only on the "gross" sode because there's another special and romantic side in the other hand. - DaisyandRosalina

STOP WITH THE SEX AND PORN. Just stop. Society is plummeting. - pandagirl

Actually, society would plummet without sex because it's the only way to make more people. - djpenquin999

Sex is a sin and when you think about it your letting the devil's in your life and making them stronger. Besides God shows us that its very unholy and do you think people would want to be with someone who is sick disgusting horror like Satan to even be around.I don't think so. Come on you know better than this people 🙅

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19 The Internet

Wasnt this already there? - JaketheCake8

20 Best Friends

Best friends are these friends that always help you in every moment and they're a fondamental part of your life for sure, a real and sincere friend is much better than have 100 fake friends. - DaisyandRosalina

I love my friends without them I'd be depressed and lonely.

No one is truly your best friend except your true love - YOSHIA2121

My freinds COULD NOT BE BETTER!

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21 Animals

They should be number two. When I'm sad, I just confront a pet, who instantly makes me feel better! They don't kill, tease, disrespect, beat up, betray (I could go on and on) just as humans do. Sure, they may seem like their our inferiors, but they are our superiors. Would smarter people depend on money to live? Would they add porno movies to a list like this? I think not. They go through insanely hard things, and still survive. If a human like you were placed in the rain forest or in a desert, you'd die in a matter of days, but they are smart and will survive. They made up their own languages too, but need fewer words to understand each other. Heck, they don't even need words, just sounds. They have to face so many hardships, more than half due to humans, and this is how we repay them? By eating them, chopping down their homes, killing their friends and family for fun, disrespecting them, and not even acknowledging them enough on a Top Tens list? We are really evil.

Animals are actually better than humans if you think about it, BECAUSE HUMANS KILL ANIMALS!

I think other animals are superior to us in everyway, and we never acknowledge them enough! They are amazing, and stay strong when terrible people make fun of them, torture them, and neglect them. They are not tools or objects...they are our past, present, and future. Let's vote for this...for the animals

ANIMALS I LOVE ANIMALS! PEOPLE WHO ABUSE ANIMALS SHOULD GO DIE A FIERY DEATH WITH THE WORLD LAUGHNG AT THEM. THEN I WILL KICK AND SPIT AT THEIR GRAVE! I LOVE ANIMALS GO ANIMALS! PUT THIS HIGH!

22 Heaven

How is heaven below porn and sex?

Its heaven! Come on people

23 YouTube YouTube YouTube is a global video-sharing website headquartered in San Bruno, California, United States. The service was created by three former PayPal employees in February 2005. In November 2006, it was bought by Google for US$1.65 billion.
24 Being Happy
25 Children

Children feel their emotions too deeply like they often cry and rage when they don't get what they want but they are our future so we should teach them what is right - Ohno

Children are wonderful parents treat me so well thank you mom and dad! This is such a good website!

Even at their worst, they're still a precious thing to have in life.

Children suck and I even hated myself when I was I child - YOSHIA2121

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26 Laughing
27 Doritos
28 Computer

without computers we would be back in the stone age... computers rule... windows sucks... linux rocks. - eddie

29 Books

That lovely feeling of satisfaction and fulfilment you get when you finish a really good book and knowing you have another brand new, untouched novel waiting to be read and enjoyed. I wonder if I'm the only person who loves to bury their nose into pages of a book before reading to breathe in and savour its newness. I don't believe I'm alone in this. - Britgirl

Books are my life, when I have no book to read, I'm depressed and bored

There is a reason I'm the only comment - DadBeater69

I like books

30 Cars

I've always loved cars since a very young age. The best programme ever is Top Gear.

I could not live without cars and bikes suck -

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If there was no car then how would we kill stuiped people. No car crashes means more stuiped people

31 Friends

I love my friends without them I'd be depressed and lonely.

Pretty great show - JamesBourne

I love both friends in real life, and the show F.R.I.E.N.D. S

32 Sleep
33 Minecraft

So much better than Minecraft, there's WAY, better things out there then just sitting on your computer playing Minecraft.

*sighs* Minecraft is the best video game ever

34 Pokemon

Yes - Pokemonfan10

35 Old Disney Shows!
36 Mtn. Dew
37 Xbox 360

I sold my Xbox and had more fun spending the $399.99 I got from selling it than actually using that piece of junk.

This can be changed to Xbox One now that is is a better console and Xbox 360 is discontinued.

Why? I know Xbox 360s are great and all, but do they really deserve to share a list with life, family, love, and friends? - RisingMoon

I am dead without Xbox 360

38 Pizza

Duh

39 Fun

meow

40 Mtn. Dew Baja Blast
41 Science

Without science we wouldn't have electricity, medican, surgery, the internet, or other things on this list. Also, I'm probably gonna get thumbs down for what I'm gonna say, so early sorry. I think putting God in first place may offend people who don't believe in God. So to respect other beliefs, God shouldn't be in 1st place. Just saying what I think. - Skullkid755

42 TheTopTens TheTopTens TheTopTens is a website created in 2005, which is used to write top ten lists, where anyone can vote, comment, and write posts about the lists.

A site about lists to share you're opinion, it can't get better.

My favorite thing! Besides Halsey. - lovefrombadlands

43 Puppies

Yes. I am obsessed with them. - Powerfulgirl10

I like puppies

44 Mtn. Dew S A
45 People
46 Sighing
47 Don Orsillo
48 Roblox

It used to be the greatest thing ever for me until the CEO got blinded by money and greed and decided to make these terrible updates - Ohno

49 Numbers Nursery
50 Basketball Basketball Basketball is a sport played by two teams of five players on a rectangular court. The objective is to shoot a ball through a hoop 18 inches in diameter and 10 feet high mounted to a backboard at each end.

Basketball is the greatest game ever created.

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