Greatest Things Ever


The Top Ten

1 God

He is the reason for all of these great things and some not so great (cough cough number 1 on this list). He is the reason for you and I witch is. And for all things you do and don't admire. Also will guide all of those who love him to live in eternall happyness in the kingdom of heaven forever and ever. However if you do not love him (you know). You will be trapped in that firey place down below. Life on earth is just a test for the real life after death. I am so sorry to preach. I am acually getting a little teary eyed. If you do not belive in him that is fine I respect that. But if you do you should vote for this. Thank you for your time.

Vote to God. Huh. How ironic. He's the creator of the entire Universe and He only has twelve percent of the votes? I mean... I know He's at the top of the list, but that just doesn't seem like enough. He created you for a reason, and if that reason is to vote for him right now for some small unimportant reason? Only to increase the percent on this vote on this stupid website by a third of a percent? Then so be it. God created an ENTIRE UNIVERSE for us, and we are never going to discover one percent of it. This Universe is so big, right? No. God is spinning it on his fingernail like a marble. Vote for God, people, if that's the least you can do with your lives.
Sorry, I got a little overboard there, didn't I? Heh heh. Sorry.

Why can't we all move God up to number 1? He is the ultimate creator, gave man's first breath, gave His only Son to die for all of us, to give us hope. NOTHING should be ranked higher than Him.

Without him, nothing else would exist. Even the stuff on this list.

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2 Music

Porno Movies first place? Seriously? OMG. Now I know what kind of people use this page ;) lol

definitely number one.. bowling for soup, blink 182, billy talent, rise against, metallica, iron maiden, johnny cash, paramore, plus 44, AVA, rage against the machines, beastie boys, beatles, genesis, the who, avenged sevenfold, wolfmother, jimmy eat world, my chemical romance, taking back sunday, greenday, fall out boy, the misfits, led zepplin, rush, simple pan, sum 41 and last but definitely not least magedeth. I now its huge but t is some of my 1000 most favourite bands ever! - gibsonsg

Lets make music till the best thing ever, because get real with the facts, what is your escape from everyday bull? What is your passion in life? At least mine is music it always makes me happy, porno makes me happy sometimes but many times it makes me feel sad too or bored too but never music.I don't go to god everyday to say things which usually people do but the fact that it doesn't exist but music does it is for real although both can only be felt, but I feel better with music.

Music is more than just words and notes. It’s a way to express yourself, an it’s a way to escape from the real world and relax. There truly is a kind of music for everyone. - mistyglow

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3 Life

If we didn't have life, then we wouldn't have any of these things. Life is what allows things like god, video games, books, friends, boys/girls, and porn (which apparently is at #3 right now)

Then again, that argument works against itself, as these aspects of life are what we refer to as "things". This list should probably be called "Greatest Things In Life Ever" instead of "Greatest Things Ever".

By the way, how the hell is porn at no 3!? Not even just porn, but pornographic movies, which mystifies me, and also tells me how society has taken a large leap backwards (Butt on the better side, qwe still have taken many other leaps forward).

It's not anymore. It's 11 (well, movies). That's still disgustingly high on the list. - PhoenixAura81

Life should be #1 because without it, we wouldn't have porn how is this #7? - ACDCRocks

Porn is disgusting. I've never watched it, but why would I want to. It's disgusting. - PhoenixAura81

It should be life which is to be considered as greatest thing ever because after you came into existence you got to know and understand what is Family what is God what is porno movies and everything else in this world...

Life is important! - Userguy44

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4 Family

The single most important thing in my life. We're all so different in character and interests and yet we are such a strong unit. We're all genuinely the best of friends. Sometimes when we have a family gathering, I look at them all in turn and tears threaten to fall when I hear their laughter. Sure, we argue but we always hug it out and clear the air. Family life is so important to me; there isn't anything or anyone I would put above them. I love them all unconditionally and though sometimes I feel alone, I know in my heart they love me the same right back. - Britgirl

Without family, all these things on this list would not be possible. Your parents were the ones who gave you life, and life is on there, so family is more important then that. Without life you couldn't watch, listen, or do anything on this list

Why is porno movies above family? Family is more important and porno movies shouldn't even EXIST! And shouldn't be on the list at all. Family is more important because they love you and care about you. - cosmo

I really don’t like when people disrespect their families. Without them, you wouldn’t be alive. You wouldn’t have been able to experience everything else on this list! - mistyglow

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5 Food

No.2 Definitely! We would be dead if we did not have food! - lizard302

So many food. Whoever you are you will always need food. Without food you will die, and other things here will be useless. - MChkflaguard_Yt

I really like the feeling that I get every time I eat something good! Yummy

Food helps us keeping alive! - Userguy44

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6 Jesus

Jesus is the BEST! And he'll always will be. Even though everyone has sinned, and yet, make mistakes, he loves each and everyone one of us. But the only sin that God cannot forgive is none other than blasphemous. Jesus loves plants and animals as well as human beings. He is the way, the truth and the life that lives on by faith. I LOVE God because he loves all living things first. Jesus is my Lord and Saviour no matter what. Jesus and God are both number one.

Jesus: He is guider of my life and my activity, without support the guider no one can do anything for their great work.

Why is Jesus, the one who went to hell to save the rest of us from it, below PORN MOVIES?!?!

To any Christian out there, it must be a shock to see food above this. - MaxAurelius

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7 Internet

Internet has almost everything except your life, of course. You can pay your bill, download music and porn movies, chat with hot and cute ladies and there will you encounter different kinds of people, good, bad, hypocrites, liars, bitches, celebrities, your future wife and family. - ronluna

If you didn't vote for internet ask yourself. Where do you get all your free music and porn from. Hey Snuckles I presume that you are a chick or you are just a guy who calls all the rest of the men in the world pervs. - Edwyn

The internet contains my life work and personal I store all my information in Google's cloud services and don't go anywhere without my android phone which also syncs with Google's cloud services in turn using the internet the internet rocks!

People lived quite fine without internet or cell phones or whatnot. It is not a requirement of life.

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8 Video Games

There would be no MSG or PSP without video games - loganruckmanman

Without the Nintendo Gameboy revolutionizing handheld electronics, we won't have iPhone, ipad etc.

Sonic, enough said. Playing video games is also my favorite thing to do. Playing Sonic of course. - PhoenixAura81

I like trains. *the abomination that is E.T. the Game crushes me*

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9 Girls

Duh. They're women. Adorable, sweet, kind, adorable, yeh.

Seriously, we cook, we gave you life, and we're part of your families, and we're number ten? Even worse, we're THINGS. This list is called Greatest THINGS ever, not Greatest kinds of people ever. Besides, it's sexist to add just girls on here. Stupid list.

This is all we are? Just something for guys to put on a top ten list? Wow.

You should be proud that women have accomplished so much throughout history - KingSlayer93316

Girls are bad

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10 Love

Love is key to a happy life. And that's a fact

The people who voted for girls should have voted for this

So true, like one guy there said they're adorable, sweet, and kind but still though - AnimeniacABC1

I'm not romantic at all. I want to be single and a virgin all my life. - PhoenixAura81

I am uninterested in this. I’d much rather live on my own, and not have to worry about love. - mistyglow

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The Newcomers

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The Contenders

11 Water

without it you would smell like your grandmas house

Just imagine drinking a cold cup of water after peanut's awesome - Toilet

For some weird reason I read that in the voice of Jesus in my head. I haven't been tested yet. - Ikura

Don't get me wrong, I love video games, but there are more important things like this, for example. And without water, there wouldn't be electricity, meaning that video games wouldn't exist. - TheYoshiPyro64

Lovely sweet fresh smell of water

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12 Porno Movies

Why is this on the list? - RiverClanRocks

Why is this here and why is it higher than life itself?!

This made me want to leave this website forever.

It is the best

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13 Movies

Without movies life would be "The Blah"

Why are PORN movies ahead of MOVIES IN GENERAL!?

"I know about life, I've to the pictures" - great line from a Fehlfarben song (Grauschleier).

I don’t watch movies much... - mistyglow

14 Jackie Evancho Jackie Evancho Jacqueline Marie "Jackie" Evancho (born April 9, 2000) is an American classical crossover singer who gained wide recognition at an early age and, since 2009, has issued an EP and seven albums, including a platinum and gold album and three Billboard 200 top 10 debuts. Evancho's 2017 album, Two Hearts, more.

Should be right underneath God and Music. - BobG

Yeah, because she sounds like an angel and because she makes great music. - PhoenixAura81

Her magic voice makes life sweeter.

Music by Jackie Evancho. Heavenly.

She is overrated! - mistyglow

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15 Money

I think every one who says money can't bring you happiness is a liar. Maybe it can't bring you ALL the happiness, but it definitively brings much happiness in everyone's life. You can buy everything you want, and ( sorry, but it's the truth) it also helps you get a sexy woman / man. For example Donald Trump: I don't like him, but do you think he git his wife just because he's pretty ( 'cough cough') or maybe smart ( and yes, he has to be smart or otherwise he would have already lost all his money but no he's hitting more and more). So no lies no more please

Money brings greed, greed brings selfishness and down the line is murder, regret, sadness, and very mean people
But sometimes it can bring nice things like a house or Disney world, and other things, just don't get greedy.

You kind of need money to live. I'm not trying to be greedy, but how else are you going to buy food, water, shelter, healthcare (well, insurance), pay the bills, etc. That's also why every country should have zero unemployment, that would make our world SO MUCH LESS POOR (*cough* almost all of Africa *cough cough*). - PhoenixAura81

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy Overwatch and concert tickets, which are pretty much the same thing. - mistyglow

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16 Air

You can't do anything without air - MoJo59er

Why is Porn higher than all these things?

Voted because I need this. - Cyri

We need air

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17 Happiness

People need to stop with Jackie Evancho. Nobody'd be all up in a bunch if she was four years older!

HAPPINESS, on the other hand, a product of love and togetherness, and friendship and confidence, is something I strive much more for. - higgsboson2142

Whats LIFE if you're not HAPPY with it?


18 Books

That lovely feeling of satisfaction and fulfilment you get when you finish a really good book and knowing you have another brand new, untouched novel waiting to be read and enjoyed. I wonder if I'm the only person who loves to bury their nose into pages of a book before reading to breathe in and savour its newness. I don't believe I'm alone in this. - Britgirl

Books are my life, when I have no book to read, I'm depressed and bored

Books and reading can be quite boring to me unless the book really intrigues me or something (sorry bookworms). - PhoenixAura81

Books Are Boring

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19 Heaven

How is heaven below porn and sex?

Its heaven! Come on people

Heaven should be #2 - Penguino

I don’t believe in this. - mistyglow

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20 Best Friends

Best friends are these friends that always help you in every moment and they're a fondamental part of your life for sure, a real and sincere friend is much better than have 100 fake friends. - DaisyandRosalina

I love my friends without them I'd be depressed and lonely.

No one is truly your best friend except your true love - YOSHIA2121

My friends are the best. - mistyglow

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21 The Internet

Wasnt this already there? - JaketheCake8

22 Animals

They should be number two. When I'm sad, I just confront a pet, who instantly makes me feel better! They don't kill, tease, disrespect, beat up, betray (I could go on and on) just as humans do. Sure, they may seem like their our inferiors, but they are our superiors. Would smarter people depend on money to live? Would they add porno movies to a list like this? I think not. They go through insanely hard things, and still survive. If a human like you were placed in the rain forest or in a desert, you'd die in a matter of days, but they are smart and will survive. They made up their own languages too, but need fewer words to understand each other. Heck, they don't even need words, just sounds. They have to face so many hardships, more than half due to humans, and this is how we repay them? By eating them, chopping down their homes, killing their friends and family for fun, disrespecting them, and not even acknowledging them enough on a Top Tens list? We are really evil.

Animals are great forms of life. Sure they aren't as smart as humans with things like literacy, science, math, history, etc. But they are better at things like survival in the wild, living with absolutely no money, etc. In my opinion, some animals are better than humans such as wolves (my favorite animal), dogs (other favorite), zebras (love 'em), etc. Also, I'm not into bestiality at all, but some animals are more beautiful than humans such as wolves, horses, most dogs and other canids, most felines, SNAKES (not as bad as some people say), etc. Yeah, animals are awesome and in some cases better than people. They kill us WAY less than humans do. And sometimes you can go to your pets if you need anything or don't trust people. - PhoenixAura81

Animals are actually better than humans if you think about it, BECAUSE HUMANS KILL ANIMALS!

I heard about an orca that killed three people, then my weirdest dream ever happened (list coming soon). - PhoenixAura81


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23 Being Happy

Life is too short to be sad.

The same as happiness and why is “PORNO MOVIES” Important than air, happiness and other important aspects in life
Did you know? Fornicating is Banned from the bible and it is the flesh of man alongside with hatred

24 YouTube YouTube YouTube is a global video-sharing website headquartered in San Bruno, California, United States. The service was created by three former PayPal employees in February 2005. In November 2006, it was bought by Google for US$1.65 billion.

I'm on it all the time, but I don't have a channel. - PhoenixAura81

It's not good anymore - Gehenna

25 Children

Children feel their emotions too deeply like they often cry and rage when they don't get what they want but they are our future so we should teach them what is right - Ohno

Children are wonderful parents treat me so well thank you mom and dad! This is such a good website!

Even at their worst, they're still a precious thing to have in life.

YOSHIA2121 made the stupidest comment: I hate children

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26 Laughing
27 Women

This was already on here

28 Computer

I use my computer all the TIME! - PhoenixAura81

Without computers we would be back in the stone age... computers rule... windows sucks... linux rocks. - eddie

29 Sleep

I'm always tired these days... I need to reset my sleep cycle - markusw0207

Sleep is so grz

30 Cars

I've always loved cars since a very young age. The best programme ever is Top Gear.

I could not live without cars and bikes suck -

I probably will never be able to afford my favorite car, but oh well. - mistyglow

4 doing sick SKidz

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31 Friends

I love my friends without them I'd be depressed and lonely.

Pretty great show - JamesBourne

I love both friends in real life, and the show F.R.I.E.N.D. S

32 Doritos
33 Pizza

Best food ever. - PhoenixAura81


34 Pokemon

The best pokemon is Lucario. - PhoenixAura81

I choose you, Pikachu! - mistyglow

Yes - Pokemonfan10

My favorite Pokémon is Reshiram - Ikura

35 Old Disney Shows!

I love the exclamation point at the end. Like, "Old Disney Shows" isn't good enough, let's add an exclamation point. - FoodQueen

36 Television
37 Mtn. Dew
38 iPods
39 Xbox 360

I sold my Xbox and had more fun spending the $399.99 I got from selling it than actually using that piece of junk.

This can be changed to Xbox One now that is is a better console and Xbox 360 is discontinued.

Why? I know Xbox 360s are great and all, but do they really deserve to share a list with life, family, love, and friends? - RisingMoon

I am dead without Xbox 360

40 Minecraft

So much better than Minecraft, there's WAY, better things out there then just sitting on your computer playing Minecraft.

Minecraft is a nice game but probably not the Greatest Thing - NickVog

*sighs* Minecraft is the best video game ever

41 Dimash Kudaibergen Dimash Kudaibergen Dinmukhamed Kanatuly Kudaibergen (Commonly known as Dimash Kudaibergen born May 24th, 1994) is a Kazakh singer, songwriter and multi-instrumentalist. Dimash is best known as a contestant of a talent show "Singer 2017" in China where he was declared a runner-up. He is also known for possessing a wide more.
42 A Book That Fits Perfectly Into a Book Shelf
43 Fun


44 Awards
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46 TheTopTens TheTopTens TheTopTens is a website created in 2005, which is used to write top ten lists, where anyone can vote, comment, and write posts about the lists.

A site about lists to share you're opinion, it can't get better.

I love this site and I'm on it all the time. - PhoenixAura81

I like this site, so I voted it - KingSlayer93316

No. - markusw0207

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47 Cats Cats The "House Cat", also known as the Domestic Cat or the Feral Cat, is a small feline, a good hunter, and comes in a variety of colours and fur patterns. Contrary to popular belief, however, they are not truly domesticated.

Oh, yippee! This community likes cats more than puppies! - MaxAurelius

AWE! - Ilovestephanie

I can’t live without my cats. Or any cats. - ForestFeline


48 Science

Without science we wouldn't have electricity, medican, surgery, the internet, or other things on this list. Also, I'm probably gonna get thumbs down for what I'm gonna say, so early sorry. I think putting God in first place may offend people who don't believe in God. So to respect other beliefs, God shouldn't be in 1st place. Just saying what I think. - Skullkid755

How is God above this - markusw0207

49 Chocolate



50 Puppies

I like puppies

Yes. I am obsessed with them. - Powerfulgirl10


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