Greatest Things Ever


The Top Ten

1 God

He is the reason for all of these great things and some not so great (cough cough number 1 on this list). He is the reason for you and I witch is. And for all things you do and don't admire. Also will guide all of those who love him to live in eternall happyness in the kingdom of heaven forever and ever. However if you do not love him (you know). You will be trapped in that firey place down below. Life on earth is just a test for the real life after death. I am so sorry to preach. I am acually getting a little teary eyed. If you do not belive in him that is fine I respect that. But if you do you should vote for this. Thank you for your time.

Why can't we all move God up to number 1? He is the ultimate creator, gave man's first breath, gave His only Son to die for all of us, to give us hope. NOTHING should be ranked higher than Him.

God let us have this life, and he lets us live it everyday. He loves us unconditionally and accepts into heaven even though we are all weak and sinful. He sent down his only son, who died for our sins. This shows that God wants us to be with him. With God, death is really ineffective, because you'll live in eternal harmony and happiness in heaven if you believe in him and confess your sins. He even split the seas for us humans. He gives me hope and happiness because I know my family and I will be together FOREVER. - ethanmeinster

This is far too general. Which god? What can this god do? Say, perhaps, the god of The Bible (in which case, you're saying the creator of all evil is the greatest thing ever) or the god of The Quran (in which case, you're saying a similar thing), but not just 'God'. - MrKite

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2 Music

Porno Movies first place? Seriously? OMG. Now I know what kind of people use this page ;) lol

definitely number one.. bowling for soup, blink 182, billy talent, rise against, metallica, iron maiden, johnny cash, paramore, plus 44, AVA, rage against the machines, beastie boys, beatles, genesis, the who, avenged sevenfold, wolfmother, jimmy eat world, my chemical romance, taking back sunday, greenday, fall out boy, the misfits, led zepplin, rush, simple pan, sum 41 and last but definitely not least magedeth. I now its huge but t is some of my 1000 most favourite bands ever! - gibsonsg

Lets make music till the best thing ever, because get real with the facts, what is your escape from everyday bull? What is your passion in life? At least mine is music it always makes me happy, porno makes me happy sometimes but many times it makes me feel sad too or bored too but never music.I don't go to god everyday to say things which usually people do but the fact that it doesn't exist but music does it is for real although both can only be felt, but I feel better with music.

Too high even though I love music - Spyrofan35

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3 Life

If we didn't have life, then we wouldn't have any of these things. Life is what allows things like god, video games, books, friends, boys/girls, and porn (which apparently is at #3 right now)

Then again, that argument works against itself, as these aspects of life are what we refer to as "things". This list should probably be called "Greatest Things In Life Ever" instead of "Greatest Things Ever".

By the way, how the hell is porn at no 3!? Not even just porn, but pornographic movies, which mystifies me, and also tells me how society has taken a large leap backwards (Butt on the better side, qwe still have taken many other leaps forward).

It's not anymore. It's 11 (well, movies). That's still disgustingly high on the list. - PhoenixAura81

Life should be #1 because without it, we wouldn't have porn how is this #7? - ACDCRocks

Porn is disgusting. I've never watched it, but why would I want to. It's disgusting. - PhoenixAura81

It should be life which is to be considered as greatest thing ever because after you came into existence you got to know and understand what is Family what is God what is porno movies and everything else in this world...

Living is cool I guess - toptendudes

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4 Family

The single most important thing in my life. We're all so different in character and interests and yet we are such a strong unit. We're all genuinely the best of friends. Sometimes when we have a family gathering, I look at them all in turn and tears threaten to fall when I hear their laughter. Sure, we argue but we always hug it out and clear the air. Family life is so important to me; there isn't anything or anyone I would put above them. I love them all unconditionally and though sometimes I feel alone, I know in my heart they love me the same right back. - Britgirl

Without family, all these things on this list would not be possible. Your parents were the ones who gave you life, and life is on there, so family is more important then that. Without life you couldn't watch, listen, or do anything on this list

Why is porno movies above family? Family is more important and porno movies shouldn't even EXIST! And shouldn't be on the list at all. Family is more important because they love you and care about you. - cosmo

Yeah I guess - toptendudes

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5 Food

No.2 Definitely! We would be dead if we did not have food! - lizard302

So many food. Whoever you are you will always need food. Without food you will die, and other things here will be useless. - MChkflaguard_Yt

I really like the feeling that I get every time I eat something good! Yummy

I'M REEALLY HUNGRY - toptendudes

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6 Jesus

Jesus: He is guider of my life and my activity, without support the guider no one can do anything for their great work.

Why is Jesus, the one who went to hell to save the rest of us from it, below PORN MOVIES?!?!

He Is The Eternal Son Of God.

Well Jesus is and forever will be our Lord and Savior but He's already number 1 under God but you can insert Him in this list as the Son Of God - Spyrofan35

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7 Internet

Internet has almost everything except your life, of course. You can pay your bill, download music and porn movies, chat with hot and cute ladies and there will you encounter different kinds of people, good, bad, hypocrites, liars, bitches, celebrities, your future wife and family. - ronluna

If you didn't vote for internet ask yourself. Where do you get all your free music and porn from. Hey Snuckles I presume that you are a chick or you are just a guy who calls all the rest of the men in the world pervs. - Edwyn

The internet contains my life work and personal I store all my information in Google's cloud services and don't go anywhere without my android phone which also syncs with Google's cloud services in turn using the internet the internet rocks!

Internet is awesome - toptendudes

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8 Video Games

There would be no MSG or PSP without video games - loganruckmanman

Without the Nintendo Gameboy revolutionizing handheld electronics, we won't have iPhone, ipad etc.

Sonic, enough said. Playing video games is also my favorite thing to do. Playing Sonic of course. - PhoenixAura81

I don't play them often but they are fun - toptendudes

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9 Girls

Duh. They're women. Adorable, sweet, kind, adorable, yeh.

Seriously, we cook, we gave you life, and we're part of your families, and we're number ten? Even worse, we're THINGS. This list is called Greatest THINGS ever, not Greatest kinds of people ever. Besides, it's sexist to add just girls on here. Stupid list.

This is all we are? Just something for guys to put on a top ten list? Wow.

You should be proud that women have accomplished so much throughout history - KingSlayer93316

I hate girls

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10 Love

Love is key to a happy life. And that's a fact

The people who voted for girls should have voted for this

I really don't like life but love from my family makes me a happy day. - MissRWBY202

Love is awesome - toptendudes

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The Newcomers

? Fidget Spinners Fidget Spinners
? Confidence

yeah baby - 123fortandbree

The Contenders

11 Water

without it you would smell like your grandmas house

Just imagine drinking a cold cup of water after peanut's awesome - Toilet

PORN IS ABOVE WATER... Porns nice but we need water

Water is better than porn by a million times. You need water while porn is just stupid. - RiverClanRocks

Water is essential to life. Without water we'd all be dead.

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12 Porno Movies

Why is this on the list? - RiverClanRocks

Why is this here and why is it higher than life itself?!

This made me want to leave this website forever.

STOP WATCHING PORN! - Merkwurdigliebe

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13 Movies

Without movies life would be "The Blah"

Why are PORN movies ahead of MOVIES IN GENERAL!?

"I know about life, I've to the pictures" - great line from a Fehlfarben song (Grauschleier).

Porn movies are better - toptendudes

14 Money

I think every one who says money can't bring you happiness is a liar. Maybe it can't bring you ALL the happiness, but it definitively brings much happiness in everyone's life. You can buy everything you want, and ( sorry, but it's the truth) it also helps you get a sexy woman / man. For example Donald Trump: I don't like him, but do you think he git his wife just because he's pretty ( 'cough cough') or maybe smart ( and yes, he has to be smart or otherwise he would have already lost all his money but no he's hitting more and more). So no lies no more please

Money brings greed, greed brings selfishness and down the line is murder, regret, sadness, and very mean people
But sometimes it can bring nice things like a house or Disney world, and other things, just don't get greedy.

You kind of need money to live. I'm not trying to be greedy, but how else are you going to buy food, water, shelter, healthcare (well, insurance), pay the bills, etc. That's also why every country should have zero unemployment, that would make our world SO MUCH LESS POOR (*cough* almost all of Africa *cough cough*). - PhoenixAura81

Money Can’t Buy Happiness = (Invader Zim voice) LIES! WHEN WILL THE LIES END?!

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15 Jackie Evancho Jackie Evancho Jacqueline Marie "Jackie" Evancho is an American classical crossover singer who gained wide recognition at an early age and, since 2009, has issued an EP and five albums, including a platinum and gold album and three Billboard 200 top 10 debuts .

Should be right underneath God and Music. - BobG

Her magic voice makes life sweeter.

Music by Jackie Evancho. Heavenly.

nah man - toptendudes

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16 Happiness

People need to stop with Jackie Evancho. Nobody'd be all up in a bunch if she was four years older!

HAPPINESS, on the other hand, a product of love and togetherness, and friendship and confidence, is something I strive much more for. - higgsboson2142

Whats LIFE if you're not HAPPY with it?


nope - toptendudes

17 Air

You can't do anything without air - MoJo59er

Why is Porn higher than all these things?

Voted because I need this. - Cyri

PORN is higher than THIS! PORN IS STUPID

18 Books

That lovely feeling of satisfaction and fulfilment you get when you finish a really good book and knowing you have another brand new, untouched novel waiting to be read and enjoyed. I wonder if I'm the only person who loves to bury their nose into pages of a book before reading to breathe in and savour its newness. I don't believe I'm alone in this. - Britgirl

Books and reading can be quite boring to me unless the book really intrigues me or something (sorry bookworms). - PhoenixAura81

Books are my life, when I have no book to read, I'm depressed and bored

Reading suuucks - toptendudes

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19 Heaven

How is heaven below porn and sex?

Its heaven! Come on people

Nah not real you just rot in the ground kids - toptendudes

20 Best Friends

Best friends are these friends that always help you in every moment and they're a fondamental part of your life for sure, a real and sincere friend is much better than have 100 fake friends. - DaisyandRosalina

I love my friends without them I'd be depressed and lonely.

No one is truly your best friend except your true love - YOSHIA2121

Yeah there cool - toptendudes

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21 Animals

They should be number two. When I'm sad, I just confront a pet, who instantly makes me feel better! They don't kill, tease, disrespect, beat up, betray (I could go on and on) just as humans do. Sure, they may seem like their our inferiors, but they are our superiors. Would smarter people depend on money to live? Would they add porno movies to a list like this? I think not. They go through insanely hard things, and still survive. If a human like you were placed in the rain forest or in a desert, you'd die in a matter of days, but they are smart and will survive. They made up their own languages too, but need fewer words to understand each other. Heck, they don't even need words, just sounds. They have to face so many hardships, more than half due to humans, and this is how we repay them? By eating them, chopping down their homes, killing their friends and family for fun, disrespecting them, and not even acknowledging them enough on a Top Tens list? We are really evil.

Animals are great forms of life. Sure they aren't as smart as humans with things like literacy, science, math, history, etc. But they are better at things like survival in the wild, living with absolutely no money, etc. In my opinion, some animals are better than humans such as wolves (my favorite animal), dogs (other favorite), zebras (love 'em), etc. Also, I'm not into bestiality at all, but some animals are more beautiful than humans such as wolves, horses, most dogs and other canids, most felines, SNAKES (not as bad as some people say), etc. Yeah, animals are awesome and in some cases better than people. They kill us WAY less than humans do. And sometimes you can go to your pets if you need anything or don't trust people. - PhoenixAura81

Animals are actually better than humans if you think about it, BECAUSE HUMANS KILL ANIMALS!

Animals have killed humans as well (lions, bears, sharks, and snakes are a few examples) - KingSlayer93316

nah - toptendudes

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22 The Internet

Wasnt this already there? - JaketheCake8

23 Being Happy
24 YouTube YouTube YouTube is a global video-sharing website headquartered in San Bruno, California, United States. The service was created by three former PayPal employees in February 2005. In November 2006, it was bought by Google for US$1.65 billion.

I'm on it all the time, but I don't have a channel. - PhoenixAura81

25 Children

Children feel their emotions too deeply like they often cry and rage when they don't get what they want but they are our future so we should teach them what is right - Ohno

Children are wonderful parents treat me so well thank you mom and dad! This is such a good website!

Even at their worst, they're still a precious thing to have in life.

nope - toptendudes

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26 Laughing

naw man - toptendudes

27 Computer

I use my computer all the TIME! - PhoenixAura81

Yeah computers are cool - toptendudes

Without computers we would be back in the stone age... computers rule... windows sucks... linux rocks. - eddie

28 Cars

I've always loved cars since a very young age. The best programme ever is Top Gear.

I could not live without cars and bikes suck -

Good transportation - toptendudes

4 doing sick SKidz

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29 Friends

I love my friends without them I'd be depressed and lonely.

Pretty great show - JamesBourne

I love both friends in real life, and the show F.R.I.E.N.D. S

I don't like this show - toptendudes

30 Doritos

there ok - toptendudes

31 Pokemon

The best pokemon is Lucario. - PhoenixAura81

Yes - Pokemonfan10

nah - toptendudes

32 Sleep

no - toptendudes

33 Television

T.V.'s alright - toptendudes

34 Old Disney Shows!

I don't really watch them - toptendudes

35 Mtn. Dew

3rd best soda - toptendudes

36 iPods
37 Xbox 360

I sold my Xbox and had more fun spending the $399.99 I got from selling it than actually using that piece of junk.

This can be changed to Xbox One now that is is a better console and Xbox 360 is discontinued.

Why? I know Xbox 360s are great and all, but do they really deserve to share a list with life, family, love, and friends? - RisingMoon

I am dead without Xbox 360

38 Minecraft

So much better than Minecraft, there's WAY, better things out there then just sitting on your computer playing Minecraft.

Minecraft is a nice game but probably not the Greatest Thing - NickVog

*sighs* Minecraft is the best video game ever

39 Pizza

Best food ever. - PhoenixAura81


40 Fun


41 Mtn. Dew Baja Blast
42 TheTopTens TheTopTens TheTopTens is a website created in 2005, which is used to write top ten lists, where anyone can vote, comment, and write posts about the lists.

A site about lists to share you're opinion, it can't get better.

I love this site and I'm on it all the time. - PhoenixAura81

I like this site, so I voted it - KingSlayer93316

My favorite thing! Besides Halsey. - lovefrombadlands

43 Science

Without science we wouldn't have electricity, medican, surgery, the internet, or other things on this list. Also, I'm probably gonna get thumbs down for what I'm gonna say, so early sorry. I think putting God in first place may offend people who don't believe in God. So to respect other beliefs, God shouldn't be in 1st place. Just saying what I think. - Skullkid755

44 Puppies

Yes. I am obsessed with them. - Powerfulgirl10

I like puppies

45 Mtn. Dew S A
46 People
47 Chocolate



48 Sighing
49 Don Orsillo
50 Roblox

I'm also on this site with the same username. I actually really like Roblox and I'm on it all the time. - PhoenixAura81

Worst game ever - NickVog

It used to be the greatest thing ever for me until the CEO got blinded by money and greed and decided to make these terrible updates - Ohno

NO - KingSlayer93316

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