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He is the reason for all of these great things and some not so great (cough cough number 1 on this list). He is the reason for you and I witch is. And for all things you do and don't admire. Also will guide all of those who love him to live in eternall happyness in the kingdom of heaven forever and ever. However if you do not love him (you know). You will be trapped in that firey place down below. Life on earth is just a test for the real life after death. I am so sorry to preach. I am acually getting a little teary eyed. If you do not belive in him that is fine I respect that. But if you do you should vote for this. Thank you for your time.
Vote to God. Huh. How ironic. He's the creator of the entire Universe and He only has twelve percent of the votes? I mean... I know He's at the top of the list, but that just doesn't seem like enough. He created you for a reason, and if that reason is to vote for him right now for some small unimportant reason? Only to increase the percent on this vote on this stupid website by a third of a percent? Then so be it. God created an ENTIRE UNIVERSE for us, and we are never going to discover one percent of it. This Universe is so big, right? No. God is spinning it on his fingernail like a marble. Vote for God, people, if that's the least you can do with your lives.
Sorry, I got a little overboard there, didn't I? Heh heh. Sorry.
Why can't we all move God up to number 1? He is the ultimate creator, gave man's first breath, gave His only Son to die for all of us, to give us hope. NOTHING should be ranked higher than Him.
He is a truly loving intelligent creatorV 117 Comments
Porno Movies first place? Seriously? OMG. Now I know what kind of people use this page ;) lol
definitely number one.. bowling for soup, blink 182, billy talent, rise against, metallica, iron maiden, johnny cash, paramore, plus 44, AVA, rage against the machines, beastie boys, beatles, genesis, the who, avenged sevenfold, wolfmother, jimmy eat world, my chemical romance, taking back sunday, greenday, fall out boy, the misfits, led zepplin, rush, simple pan, sum 41 and last but definitely not least magedeth. I now its huge but t is some of my 1000 most favourite bands ever! - gibsonsg
Lets make music till the best thing ever, because get real with the facts, what is your escape from everyday bull? What is your passion in life? At least mine is music it always makes me happy, porno makes me happy sometimes but many times it makes me feel sad too or bored too but never music.I don't go to god everyday to say things which usually people do but the fact that it doesn't exist but music does it is for real although both can only be felt, but I feel better with music.
Studies show that approximately 100% of the reason this is higher than all of the things you actually need to live is because of spoiled teenagers that hate their parents and gush about how some band supposedly “saved their life” even though they don’t know or care to know that the person exists. Yep, way more important than the people that made you, put a roof over your head, kept you all those years and actually know you exist... - 3DG20V 72 Comments
If we didn't have life, then we wouldn't have any of these things. Life is what allows things like god, video games, books, friends, boys/girls, and porn (which apparently is at #3 right now)
Then again, that argument works against itself, as these aspects of life are what we refer to as "things". This list should probably be called "Greatest Things In Life Ever" instead of "Greatest Things Ever".
By the way, how the hell is porn at no 3!? Not even just porn, but pornographic movies, which mystifies me, and also tells me how society has taken a large leap backwards (Butt on the better side, qwe still have taken many other leaps forward).
It's not anymore. It's 11 (well, movies). That's still disgustingly high on the list. - PhoenixAura81
Life should be #1 because without it, we wouldn't have porn how is this #7? - ACDCRocks
Porn is disgusting. I've never watched it, but why would I want to. It's disgusting. - PhoenixAura81
It should be life which is to be considered as greatest thing ever because after you came into existence you got to know and understand what is Family what is God what is porno movies and everything else in this world...
Vote this to the first place. What is more important than life? - Userguy44V 24 Comments
The single most important thing in my life. We're all so different in character and interests and yet we are such a strong unit. We're all genuinely the best of friends. Sometimes when we have a family gathering, I look at them all in turn and tears threaten to fall when I hear their laughter. Sure, we argue but we always hug it out and clear the air. Family life is so important to me; there isn't anything or anyone I would put above them. I love them all unconditionally and though sometimes I feel alone, I know in my heart they love me the same right back. - Britgirl
Without family, all these things on this list would not be possible. Your parents were the ones who gave you life, and life is on there, so family is more important then that. Without life you couldn't watch, listen, or do anything on this list
Why is porno movies above family? Family is more important and porno movies shouldn't even EXIST! And shouldn't be on the list at all. Family is more important because they love you and care about you. - cosmo
I lost a lot of faith in humanity when I saw music higher than family, health, life, food and water. - 3DG20V 14 Comments
No.2 Definitely! We would be dead if we did not have food! - lizard302
So many food. Whoever you are you will always need food. Without food you will die, and other things here will be useless. - MChkflaguard_Yt
I really like the feeling that I get every time I eat something good! Yummy
I like food sooo muchV 11 Comments
Jesus: He is guider of my life and my activity, without support the guider no one can do anything for their great work.
Why is Jesus, the one who went to hell to save the rest of us from it, below PORN MOVIES?!?!
He Is The Eternal Son Of God.
To any Christian out there, it must be a shock to see food above this. - MaxAureliusV 32 Comments
Internet has almost everything except your life, of course. You can pay your bill, download music and porn movies, chat with hot and cute ladies and there will you encounter different kinds of people, good, bad, hypocrites, liars, bitches, celebrities, your future wife and family. - ronluna
If you didn't vote for internet ask yourself. Where do you get all your free music and porn from. Hey Snuckles I presume that you are a chick or you are just a guy who calls all the rest of the men in the world pervs. - Edwyn
The internet contains my life work and personal I store all my information in Google's cloud services and don't go anywhere without my android phone which also syncs with Google's cloud services in turn using the internet the internet rocks!
I'm on the internet all the TIME! Definitely one of the best places ever. I have many profiles on the internet (look on my list on facts about myself for examples). - PhoenixAura81V 10 Comments
There would be no MSG or PSP without video games - loganruckmanman
Without the Nintendo Gameboy revolutionizing handheld electronics, we won't have iPhone, ipad etc.
Sonic, enough said. Playing video games is also my favorite thing to do. Playing Sonic of course. - PhoenixAura81
I love videogamesV 9 Comments
Duh. They're women. Adorable, sweet, kind, adorable, yeh.
Seriously, we cook, we gave you life, and we're part of your families, and we're number ten? Even worse, we're THINGS. This list is called Greatest THINGS ever, not Greatest kinds of people ever. Besides, it's sexist to add just girls on here. Stupid list.
This is all we are? Just something for guys to put on a top ten list? Wow.
You should be proud that women have accomplished so much throughout history - KingSlayer93316
I hate girlsV 34 Comments
Love is key to a happy life. And that's a fact
I'm not romantic at all. I want to be single and a virgin all my life. - PhoenixAura81
The people who voted for girls should have voted for this
I’m not a romantic guy... - KingSlayer93316V 11 Comments
without it you would smell like your grandmas house
Just imagine drinking a cold cup of water after peanut butter...it's awesome - Toilet
For some weird reason I read that in the voice of Jesus in my head. I haven't been tested yet. - Ikura
Don't get me wrong, I love video games, but there are more important things like this, for example. And without water, there wouldn't be electricity, meaning that video games wouldn't exist. - TheYoshiPyro64
Water is essential to life. Without water we'd all be dead.V 6 Comments
Without movies life would be "The Blah"
Why are PORN movies ahead of MOVIES IN GENERAL!?
"I know about life, I've to the pictures" - great line from a Fehlfarben song (Grauschleier).
Why is this on the list? - RiverClanRocks
Why is this here and why is it higher than life itself?!
This made me want to leave this website forever.
Just WHY is this on the list? It deserves to be in the Worst Things Ever list. - IceFoxPlayzV 45 Comments
Should be right underneath God and Music. - BobG
Yeah, because she sounds like an angel and because she makes great music. - PhoenixAura81
Her magic voice makes life sweeter.
Music by Jackie Evancho. Heavenly.
What a wonderful singer.V 10 Comments
I think every one who says money can't bring you happiness is a liar. Maybe it can't bring you ALL the happiness, but it definitively brings much happiness in everyone's life. You can buy everything you want, and ( sorry, but it's the truth) it also helps you get a sexy woman / man. For example Donald Trump: I don't like him, but do you think he git his wife just because he's pretty ( 'cough cough') or maybe smart ( and yes, he has to be smart or otherwise he would have already lost all his money but no he's hitting more and more). So no lies no more please
Money brings greed, greed brings selfishness and down the line is murder, regret, sadness, and very mean people
But sometimes it can bring nice things like a house or Disney world, and other things, just don't get greedy.
You kind of need money to live. I'm not trying to be greedy, but how else are you going to buy food, water, shelter, healthcare (well, insurance), pay the bills, etc. That's also why every country should have zero unemployment, that would make our world SO MUCH LESS POOR (*cough* almost all of Africa *cough cough*). - PhoenixAura81
Money Can’t Buy Happiness = (Invader Zim voice) LIES! WHEN WILL THE LIES END?!V 11 Comments
People need to stop with Jackie Evancho. Nobody'd be all up in a bunch if she was four years older!
HAPPINESS, on the other hand, a product of love and togetherness, and friendship and confidence, is something I strive much more for. - higgsboson2142
Whats LIFE if you're not HAPPY with it?
HAPPINESS! WHY IS A FEMALE SINGER I've NEVER HEARD OF ABOVE THINGS LIKE ANIMALS AND HAPPINESS! I don't GET T
You can't do anything without air - MoJo59er
Why is Porn higher than all these things?
Voted because I need this. - Cyri
We need airV 2 Comments
That lovely feeling of satisfaction and fulfilment you get when you finish a really good book and knowing you have another brand new, untouched novel waiting to be read and enjoyed. I wonder if I'm the only person who loves to bury their nose into pages of a book before reading to breathe in and savour its newness. I don't believe I'm alone in this. - Britgirl
Books are my life, when I have no book to read, I'm depressed and bored
Books and reading can be quite boring to me unless the book really intrigues me or something (sorry bookworms). - PhoenixAura81
All my life, I would have been a miserable mess without my booksV 2 Comments
How is heaven below porn and sex?
Its heaven! Come on people
Heaven should be #2 - Penguino
It’s not real (sorry to those who believe). - PhoenixAura81
Nobody has actually proved it's existence. You can't just claim something without proof to back it up. - Discord1
Best friends are these friends that always help you in every moment and they're a fondamental part of your life for sure, a real and sincere friend is much better than have 100 fake friends. - DaisyandRosalina
I love my friends without them I'd be depressed and lonely.
No one is truly your best friend except your true love - YOSHIA2121
My bffs Connie and Nesi I love them so much! I got a nose piercing and I was scared so I thought of them. Love ya guys!V 2 Comments
Wasnt this already there? - JaketheCake8
They should be number two. When I'm sad, I just confront a pet, who instantly makes me feel better! They don't kill, tease, disrespect, beat up, betray (I could go on and on) just as humans do. Sure, they may seem like their our inferiors, but they are our superiors. Would smarter people depend on money to live? Would they add porno movies to a list like this? I think not. They go through insanely hard things, and still survive. If a human like you were placed in the rain forest or in a desert, you'd die in a matter of days, but they are smart and will survive. They made up their own languages too, but need fewer words to understand each other. Heck, they don't even need words, just sounds. They have to face so many hardships, more than half due to humans, and this is how we repay them? By eating them, chopping down their homes, killing their friends and family for fun, disrespecting them, and not even acknowledging them enough on a Top Tens list? We are really evil.
Animals are great forms of life. Sure they aren't as smart as humans with things like literacy, science, math, history, etc. But they are better at things like survival in the wild, living with absolutely no money, etc. In my opinion, some animals are better than humans such as wolves (my favorite animal), dogs (other favorite), zebras (love 'em), etc. Also, I'm not into bestiality at all, but some animals are more beautiful than humans such as wolves, horses, most dogs and other canids, most felines, SNAKES (not as bad as some people say), etc. Yeah, animals are awesome and in some cases better than people. They kill us WAY less than humans do. And sometimes you can go to your pets if you need anything or don't trust people. - PhoenixAura81
Animals are actually better than humans if you think about it, BECAUSE HUMANS KILL ANIMALS!
I heard about an orca that killed three people, then my weirdest dream ever happened (list coming soon). - PhoenixAura81
ANIMALS I LOVE ANIMALS! PEOPLE WHO ABUSE ANIMALS SHOULD GO DIE A FIERY DEATH WITH THE WORLD LAUGHNG AT THEM. THEN I WILL KICK AND SPIT AT THEIR GRAVE! I LOVE ANIMALS GO ANIMALS! PUT THIS HIGH!V 1 Comment
Life is too short to be sad.
The same as happiness and why is “PORNO MOVIES” Important than air, happiness and other important aspects in life
Did you know? Fornicating is Banned from the bible and it is the flesh of man alongside with hatred
I'm on it all the time, but I don't have a channel. - PhoenixAura81
It's not good anymore - Gehenna
Children feel their emotions too deeply like they often cry and rage when they don't get what they want but they are our future so we should teach them what is right - Ohno
Children are wonderful parents treat me so well thank you mom and dad! This is such a good website!
Even at their worst, they're still a precious thing to have in life.
Children suck and I even hated myself when I was I child - YOSHIA2121V 1 Comment
This was already on here
I use my computer all the TIME! - PhoenixAura81
Without computers we would be back in the stone age... computers rule... windows sucks... linux rocks. - eddie
I've always loved cars since a very young age. The best programme ever is Top Gear.
I could not live without cars and bikes suck -
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If there was no car then how would we kill stuiped people. No car crashes means more stuiped people
I love my friends without them I'd be depressed and lonely.
Pretty great show - JamesBourne
I love both friends in real life, and the show F.R.I.E.N.D. S
Best food ever. - PhoenixAura81
The best pokemon is Lucario. - PhoenixAura81
Yes - Pokemonfan10
My favorite Pokémon is Reshiram - Ikura
I love the exclamation point at the end. Like, "Old Disney Shows" isn't good enough, let's add an exclamation point. - FoodQueen
I sold my Xbox and had more fun spending the $399.99 I got from selling it than actually using that piece of junk.
This can be changed to Xbox One now that is is a better console and Xbox 360 is discontinued.
Why? I know Xbox 360s are great and all, but do they really deserve to share a list with life, family, love, and friends? - RisingMoon
I am dead without Xbox 360
So much better than Minecraft, there's WAY, better things out there then just sitting on your computer playing Minecraft.
Minecraft is a nice game but probably not the Greatest Thing - NickVog
*sighs* Minecraft is the best video game ever
A site about lists to share you're opinion, it can't get better.
I love this site and I'm on it all the time. - PhoenixAura81
I like this site, so I voted it - KingSlayer93316
Is this kind of ironic because we’re doing this on a website called TheTopTens? - IceFoxPlayzV 1 Comment
Oh, yippee! This community likes cats more than puppies! - MaxAurelius
AWE! - Ilovestephanie
I can’t live without my cats. Or any cats. - ForestFeline
HOW THHE *swears* IS THIS 0%? CATS ARE SO AWESOME! FRIDGE YOU CAT HATERS - Piplup
Without science we wouldn't have electricity, medican, surgery, the internet, or other things on this list. Also, I'm probably gonna get thumbs down for what I'm gonna say, so early sorry. I think putting God in first place may offend people who don't believe in God. So to respect other beliefs, God shouldn't be in 1st place. Just saying what I think. - Skullkid755
THE BEST THING ON THIS LIST!
Yes. I am obsessed with them. - Powerfulgirl10
I like puppies
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