Best Gregory House Quotes from House M.D.

The Top Ten
1 Everybody lies

Yes everybody lies

2 It's one of the great tragedies of life — something always changes
3 Our bodies break down, sometimes when we're 90, sometimes before we're even born, but it always happens and there's never any dignity in it. I don't care if you can walk, see, wipe your own ass. It's always ugly. Always.
4 That was awesome. I gotta start pretending to care
5 Idiots are fun, no wonder every village wants one
6 There is not a thin line between love and hate. There is - in fact - a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every 20 feet between love and hate
7 People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get, and there's nothing any of us can do about it
8 “Do i get bonus points if i act like I care?”
9 If you're here to kill me and rape me, please do it in that order
10 Half the people I save don't deserve a second chance
The Contenders
11 Almost dying changes nothing. Dying changes everything
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