Top 10 Hardest Actually True Facts to Believe About Video Games
The Top Ten
1 Undertale and Parappa are now the first fanfiction libraries to prominently feature actually intentional brain-invasion porn involving various species of victims, combined with oodles of underaged, disgustingly abusive furry incest and eldritch bestiality
Considering the amount of people that will vote on this entry to comment on it, this will probably remain at the top. Well played.
Rocko's Modern Life followed soon after; make of that what you will
2 There are seriously a whole slew of actual legit porn games on the Atari 2600 of all things, with Custer's Revenge being only one of them along with Beat Em And Eat Em
3 There are seriously people out there who will actually tell you unironically, with a straight face, that Nintendo is one of the lowest-quality video game developers ever
4 Nintendo seriously thought it was a good idea to give Metroid: Other M a plot that required them to completely retcon the entire Prime trilogy out of the Metroid canon AND turn Samus into a spoiled, whiny brat in the process
5 When Parappa's creator Rodney Greenblat came up with Um Jammer Lammy as the title for the game's insanely underrated true sequel on PS1, he seriously thought that it was the coolest idea he had ever had in his life
6 Scott Cawthon and Toby Fox actually DIDN'T deliberately design FNAF and Undertale specifically to become two of the Internet's all-time biggest pop culture trends
7 Nintendo actually DIDN'T attempt to furiously attack Philips with lawsuits for how much of a blatant insult the Mario and Zelda CD-i games were to the real franchises
8 Stage 6's true story had to be quasi-censored out of the American release of Um Jammer Lammy because the concept of Hell appearing in a family cartoon was actually considered too offensive for the local Christians to handle
9 After almost completely taking down AM2R in exchange for Other M and the abysmal Federation Force, Nintendo is now announcing not one but TWO new Metroid games, both extremely promising main-series installments, at once
10 E.T. actually really wasn't that bad for being a licensed adventure game on the Atari 2600; all of the talk about it singlehandedly causing the Great Video Game Crash is, in fact, a complete hoax
The Contenders
11 James Bond and Harry Potter Were Considered as Playable Characters in Super Smash Bros Melee
Nintendo wanted to aquire the rights to the Harry Potter franchise in 2000. They almost did, before Warner Brothers got their hands on it first by convincing J.K Rowling that movies are better book representations than games. I love the films, but the games could've been amazing.
Harry Potter you say?
12 Wii Sports Was the Best Selling Game of All Time for Almost 10 Years, Before Grand Theft Auto V Beat It
13 Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time Actually Ended Up Being Quite-Easily the Best Crash Bandicoot Game
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