Hardest Things About Being a Dog

The Top Ten

1 You Don't Have Control Over Anything

Me as a dog: But I just want to play a computer game, for crying out loud.

Why can't I eat pizza?

2 Humans Are Superior

3 Cats

Yeah. Cats will hate you.

4 Your Vision Sucks

Black and white vision. Yep, they will have 1930 seeing forever.

Black and White vision. That sounds racist.

What a doggy dog world, it must suck

5 You Are an Idiot

I have two dogs that act like morons sometimes, but they're still smart.

No, I cannot agree. Dogs are very smart creatures. Such as my own ones.

6 It's Hard to Find Dog Friends

7 Vacuums

I wonder why dogs have phobias of vacuums.

How are vacuums related to dogs

8 Stairs

I might be hard to go upstairs on four legs.

9 Outrunning a Human

I'm sure many dogs can outrun humans. But as Positron said, how's that a bad thing?

How is that bad at all?

10 Being So Small

There are big dogs, too.

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