Hardest Things About Being a Dog


The Top Ten

1 You Don't Have Control Over Anything

Me as a dog: But I just want to play a computer game, for crying out loud. - Powerfulgirl10

Why can't I eat pizza? - FluffyBanana

Ugh, my master won't let me do aaannnyyything. - Awesometwo

If your a vicious dog then I guess u can have your way - Nateawesomeness

2 Humans Are Superior

True,but they let you do stuff you want - Nateawesomeness

3 Cats

I love giving them cucumbers. - Pokemonfan10


Yeah. Cats will hate you. - Powerfulgirl10

4 Your Vision Sucks

What a doggy dog world, it must suck - funnyuser

Black and white vision. Yep, they will have 1930 seeing forever. - McKing1003

Black and White vision. That sounds racist. - Powerfulgirl10

Making,my dog is white and black,so I'm offended by that - Nateawesomeness

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5 You Are an Idiot

No, I cannot agree. Dogs are very smart creatures. Such as my own ones. - PositronWildhawk

I have two dogs that act like morons sometimes, but they're still smart. - Powerfulgirl10

6 It's Hard to Find Dog Friends
7 Vacuums

I wonder why dogs have phobias of vacuums. - Powerfulgirl10

How are vacuums related to dogs - shinichi

8 Stairs

I might be hard to go upstairs on four legs. - Powerfulgirl10

9 Outrunning a Human

I'm sure many dogs can outrun humans. But as Positron said, how's that a bad thing? - Kiteretsunu

How is that bad at all? - PositronWildhawk

Maybe because I can outrun dogs,but again,how is that bad - Nateawesomeness

10 Being So Small

There are big dogs, too. - Powerfulgirl10

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