Top Ten Hardest Ways to Eat Breakfast
Dude, did you see my list on Top Ten Most Random List Ideas or something? This was one of my submissions to that list I made. I made that list quite a long time ago and I was shocked off my arse to see that this list was actually made.
It seems like you're obsessed with chimpanzees.
That would be very impossible.
If smoking seaweed is your breakfast.
The food might sink if you let go of it
Look on the bright side. Now I'm safe in the eye of the tornado.
Now why would you eat in a tornado?
When I was a toddler I would enjoy a bottle of milk for breakfast while lying in bed. Does that count?
I find it amusing that this is at the bottom of the list.
You can't eat dead
I eat with my mouth
I find it amusing that this is harder than eating without a stomach.
That would be so awful!
Why would you eat with your penis?
Mine is too small *cries*