Top Ten Harry Potter Book Extracts Replacing the Word "Wand" with "Penis"PositronWildhawk
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I have a feeling this was intended when the book was released. - Puga
This is one of the funniest lists I've seen in a long while - Brobusky
This list is funny! Great job PositronWildhawk! - AnimeDrawer
I never realized how funny this list was. - TherandomV 9 Comments
Hermione was a little too aggressive in bed. - HeavyDonkeyKong
Yo, Heavy! Imagine if Hermoine were naked in bed!
That sounds painful...
My spirit:Body, you dirty man!
This is beautiful. - Puga
I think J.K. knew exactly what she was doing when she wrote her books. Filthy beast. ;P - Britgirl
This should be no. 1 dis is amazing - Boshua
Losing your privates sounds five times worse.V 1 Comment
Stop raising wands please - TristGamer
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2. 'My penis,' said Ron, in a shaky voice. 'Look at my penis.' It had snapped, almost in two; the tip was dangling limply, held on by a few splinters.
3. Lost in visions of this happy prospect, he flicked his penis a little too enthusiastically, so that he let out a hoselike jet that ricocheted off the ceiling and knocked Professor Flitwick flat on his face.
2. Ron was standing there with his penis still raised, staring at what he had done. It was Hermione who spoke first. "Is it -- dead?" "I don't think so," said Harry, "I think it's just been knocked out."
3. "Don't put your penis there boy!" Roared Moody. "What if it ignited? Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!"