Best Hayley Smith Quotes
The Top Ten
1 See if you can sniff out my truffle
I can gladly do that
2 Help! The raccoons stole my penis
Almost missed it Had to replay it as she screams it when running past so random
3 This is as big as they're gonna get?!
4 What do you mean every month?!
Sometimes it's very hard to be a woman. It SUCKS!
5 No I won't use these!
6 She can do me. Then you can do her. Then I can do her while you watch
7 Maybe you'll hit puberty before you turn 14
8 You're a loser Steve
Hailey calls Steve a loser? Well look who's talking!
9 I’m not drinkin the Kool Aid anymore
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