Most Hilarious Lines In TeamFourStar's DBZ Abridged

The Top Ten

1 "Hello, my name is Super Kami Guru, and I'm the guy who's not judging you based on your appearance" - Guru

Said after Frieza addresses him as a big slug.

2 "Big talk coming from a bipedal bitch" - Nail

3 "Hello Gohan, have you done your homework, cos if you ain't, Chi Chi will KICK my ass " - Krillin

4 "But space is a Beckham!" - Goku

5 "Good effort, but I am the pattycake champion" - Nappa

6 "I swear, if he's used that wish of immortality on himself, I am going to mur... that bast***" - Vegeta

7 "Why... didn't...you...DODGE!!!" - Piccolo

8 "RAWWH!!!" - Vegeta

When he opens his eye when Krillin is standing over him thinking they've won.

9 "I'm so f***ing high right now!" - Popo

10 "Hi, I'm Nappa and this is Vegeta, he was a prison bitch!" - Nappa

This comment was very funny this one should be in number 1
Or number 2

The Contenders

11 "Vegeta... I can fly" - Nappa

12 "Oh I'm sorry, I am usually far more composed, I am just a little bit ABSOLUTELY LIVID" - Frieza

13 "You stupid, condescending, sadistic, MOTHERF*****!!!!!" - Gohan

14 "Bitch, you're just jealous of my super saiyan swagger!!"- Vegeta

15 "Shut your f**king face!" - Gohan

16 NAIL! I saw a bird... it was pretty... KICK ITS ASS - Super Kami Guru

17 "I have a bitch of an itch on my left a...oh hello " - Guru

18 "He took the dragonball " - Nappa

19 "I'm just... sayin" - Vegeta

20 "But Vegeta, tricks are for kids!" - Nappa

21 "Giant Monkey...Form" - Vegeta

22 "All These Squares Make A Circle" - Mr. Popo

Mr Popo did a gallon of LSD when he said this

23 "It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, Popo's stool, Kami, and Popo."

24 "I think Ridley Scott gonna sue somebody."

Get it? Ridley Scott is the director of Alien franchises, and Frieza's 3rd form is similar to Xenomorph.

25 "Mmm" - Zarbon

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