Top Ten Hilarious Things to Do With the Swedish Number

PositronWildhawk
www.theswedishnumber.com

Sweden recently became the first country to open a telephone line which, once called, forwards you to a random Swedish phone number, where you can talk to that person about anything at all. That gives one so much temptation...

The Top Ten

1 Talk to them using a Swedish Chef voice changer and call them a talking cake.

Spain needs one of these NOW - Martinglez

Talking cake! Naughty talking cake! Hoiiyaaaw! - PositronWildhawk

Finally yes! - DynastiSugarPop

2 Complain about the ridiculous taxes in Sweden, then sing Money, Money, Money.
3 Arrange to meet someone and say you'll arrive at the bay in a Viking longboat and drive there in a Volvo.
4 Ask if their heads being so close to the Sun is why they are all blonde.
5 Just say, Thank You For the Music, and hang up.

They would say" You're welcome" then hang up before I could say, "The songs I'm singing..." - Britgirl

So, I say... - PositronWildhawk

6 Try to get really close with them and inform them of the sperm that you keep in your Tupperware for very specific occasions

Only those of you who watch and love Brooklyn Nine-nine will understand this one. - PositronWildhawk

7 Talk about countries that look like genitalia
8 If any negative topic comes up, sing "Don't You Worry, Don't You Worry Child..."

Or you could sing "Dancing Queen" - ethanmeinster

9 Ask if they live near the coast, and if so, ask in a sea captain voice if they ever "grab yer bite o' herring"
10 Speak to them in Danish

The Contenders

11 Speak to them in Norwegian
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1. Talk to them using a Swedish Chef voice changer and call them a talking cake.
2. Complain about the ridiculous taxes in Sweden, then sing Money, Money, Money.
3. Ask if their heads being so close to the Sun is why they are all blonde.
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