Most Hilarious Things to Say Anywhere

The Top Ten

1 You have no idea what I did last night

2 I farted

Haha! Farted! Simple, but oh, so very funny. Haha!

3 I like trees

4 I've eaten a hot dog

5 I know a lot about you

6 Giggidy giggidy goo!

7 Have you caught the latest Dora the Explorer episode?

8 I'm going through puberty

9 I died three times yesterday

Did you really? I find that hard to believe.

10 Have you ever eaten anyone?

The Contenders

11 Muahahaha...

12 Haaaaaarold!

Harold, what did you do?!

13 Be nice I’m putting my pants on!!

14 Back in my day, rain was wet...ahhh the good old days

For a better reaction say it in a rly old voice somewhere where no one can see you

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