Top Ten Most Hilarious Ways to Quit a Job.

This is a list of the most comical or absurd ways to quit your job.

The Top Ten

1 You go in and tell them, "Well sir, I... Well... ALWAYS WANTED TO BE IN SHOW BUSINESS!" Then you put on a top hat and grab a cane and tap dance your way outta there!

2 Have two guys to dress as FBI agents and chase you out.

3 Tell your boss that you are possessed by scar from the lion king.

4 Just pee everywhere

5 Tell your boss that you are taking the path of the Jedi and wack everyone with a plastic lightsaber while making lightsaber sound effects with your mouth

Isn't that against the Jedi order? Or is every Jedi the enemy? Am I a terrible actor playing a deranged padawan?

6 Get kidnapped by a gang of clowns.

7 After you tell your boss you quit, run out screaming, "I'M FREE! I AM FREE!"

8 Tell your boss you are the new minister of silly walks and walk out of there in a very silly way

9 Tell your boss Donald Trump's hair came to you in a dream telling you to quit

10 "F*** you guys, I'm going home!"

The Contenders

11 Release 3 pigs into the workplace numbered 1, 2, and 4 and urge them try to find number 3

12 *fart* and leave

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