Top Ten Hilarious Ways to Solve the Population Crisis

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The Top Ten

1 Tell everyone bleach is healthy to drink, and that milk is great for laundry

Yep, two completely different products. Can't wait to see the results! - Turkeyasylum

Shout out to "This Horrifying Planet" video by The Onion! - keycha1n

2 Exile all criminals to Antarctica

Yeah, all they do is steal stuff, and take up space and food... - Turkeyasylum

3 Remove all warning labels from all products

The people who aren't cautious will be in trouble... - Turkeyasylum

4 Make the moon "inhabitable"

Just dump thousands there a day, perfect solution! - Turkeyasylum

Or Mars, for that matter. - Minecraftcrazy530

5 Put hydrogen peroxide into the world's water supply

People will die. And the numbers will just go up. - Turkeyasylum

6 Add salt in the Great Lakes

Now we've got the newest oceans of America! And five of them! - Turkeyasylum

7 Begin a zombie apocalypse on purpose

And that will wipe out many, leaving just a few bright minds. - Turkeyasylum

Reminds me of "the waling death" - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

8 Encourage suicide in society

Hell yeah, have you tried those noose chokers? They're the latest craze! And so cheap too! - PositronWildhawk

And the newest commercial says to "go kill yourself here, at the Majesty Cliff". - Turkeyasylum

Brilliant! (I'm Just kidding) - Delgia2k

9 French Revolution Two

This would be rather bloody, but why not laugh at history's biggest rehash of all time?
From, a heartless jerk. - Turkeyasylum

10 Accuse China of witchcraft in the Beijing Witch Trials

Salem Witch Trials to a bigger scale here! - Turkeyasylum

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