Top 10 Most Hilariously Pathetic Fictional Characters

xandermartin98
I really love- I mean, hate to laugh at other people's expense, but these characters are just about IMPOSSIBLE not to do so for.

The Top Ten

1 Ignatius Mortimer Meen - I.M. Meen

Just watch the game's cutscenes, they speak for themselves - xandermartin98

99.9% Positive the guy is a pedophile.

UGGHHH. You may have outsmarted me, this time, BOOKWORM, but I'll be BACK! I.M. MEEN NEVER QUITS! - SailorSedna

2 Mermaid Man - SpongeBob SquarePants Mermaid Man - SpongeBob SquarePants

If you think the original Aquaman is laughable, wait until you see the old, fat, senile and bra-wearing version of him - xandermartin98

Ripoff of Aquaman... really SpongeBob?! - KingSlayer93316

3 Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz - Phineas & Ferb Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz - Phineas & Ferb Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz is a fictional character and the main antagonist from the animated television show Phineas and Ferb. He was created by Dan Povenmire and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh, and is voiced by Povenmire.

"Someone once told me I needed to have more of a green thumb (zaps nearby plants with ray gun), and you know what I did? Why, I bought myself a whole sodding BUCKET of EYEBALL-searingly bright green paint, stripped myself nude and poured it all over my entire body...except that wouldn't you know it, because of the way I was HOLDING the bucket, literally every part of me EXCEPT for my thumbs was affected! What an INSANELY weird coincidence THAT was, am I right? (zaps more plants with ray gun) Oh, wait a minute, it was a METAPHOR?! And I wasted ALL that money on green paint when I could have been taking over the ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA..." - xandermartin98

When I saw this list, I immediately thought of Dr. Doofenshmirtz. His pathetic nature makes him one of my favorite characters; ultimately, he's just a man who wants to achieve something great. - Gg2000

He is my favorite character. He is awesome - Myuuu

Not pathetic, just a little confused. But we all love him. - SassyEquine

4 Zim - Invader Zim Zim - Invader Zim Zim is the titular protagonist and anti-hero of the American animated series Invader Zim, created by Jhonen Vasquez for Nickelodeon.

Seriously, name ONE episode in which this egomaniacal little shrimp HASN'T accidentally SAVED the world that he was trying to destroy - xandermartin98

5 The Condiment King - Batman

Of all of the rejected Batman villains from the old days, this is easily the worst one (even if he was created specifically as a joke for the Animated Series) - xandermartin98

Rejected? What do you mean? As you said, he was supposed to be a joke. In more ways than one (he was both a gag, and pathetic, and his being pathetic was the gag). Hasn't he fulfilled his narrative purpose? Isn't he a successful character in the most basic of ways? - OomlaGuhmaGagh

6 CD-i Link - CD-i Zelda

"If you crouch, you can make me do the DUCK walk! COOL, HUH?! "

No, Link; in fact, it's more likely the primary reason why your CANONICAL Zelda counterpart never actually speaks beyond simple voice grunts - xandermartin98

Either this Link or the animated series "Well excuse me, Princess! " version. - phillysports

Gee it sure is boring around here

"Great! I can't wait to bomb some Dodongos! "

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7 Mr. Garrison - South Park Mr. Garrison - South Park Herbert Garrison is a recurring character in the American animated television series South Park. He is voiced by Trey Parker.

Is mad at his parents because they never sexually assaulted him; also tried to do the same to a pigeon AT LEAST one time (allegedly, if nothing else) and got himself a sex change at the hideously bald and wrinkly age of probably at least somewhere in his 50s (if not 60s); also, he's both gay AND homophobic at the same time, in the undeniably worst way possible - xandermartin98

Hilarious

8 Ren Hoek - Ren & Stimpy Ren Hoek - Ren & Stimpy

"OH, MY BELOVED ICE-CREAM (SOAP) BAR, HOW I LOVE TO LICK YOUR CREAMY CENTER...I'VE HAD THIS ICE CREAM BAR SINCE I WAS A CHILD! EVERYONE, ALWAYS TRYING TO TAKE IT FROM ME! WHY WON'T THEY LEAVE ME, ALONE?! " - xandermartin98

9 Filburt - Rocko's Modern Life Filburt - Rocko's Modern Life Filburt Shellbach is a main and supporting character of the cartoon Rocko's Modern Life and the comic book series of the same name.

You can actually hear the agonizing anti-social pain in his voice as he constipatedly yells "LET'S FROLIC INNOCENTLY IN NATURE" at the top of his lungs during the beginning of the show's movie trailer - xandermartin98

10 Beavis - Beavis & Butt-Head Beavis - Beavis & Butt-Head Beavis is a fictional character. He is one of the young teenaged protagonists on the MTV animated series Beavis and Butt-head.

Supposedly portrayed as being the epitome of degeneracy of today's youth, that's how pathetic he and Butthead were. - Bolshoy_Brat

Butthead: "Beavis, you DO know that your own mother abandoned you in the parking lot at IKEA because she thought you were too stupid and annoying to even be worth taking care of in the first place, right? "

Beavis: "Oh, right, YEAH, heh heh" - xandermartin98

The Contenders

11 Jerry Smith - Rick and Morty

He's Jerry. He can't hold his family together, he was fired after blatantly ripping off "got milk? ", the best day of his life was a simulation, and he has to be put in the Jerry daycare center if he accidentally goes on an adventure with rick and morty. He tries to donate his penis to save a galactic philanthropist, only to be rejected. Jerry has possibly the saddest existence of all fictional characters. things rarely work out for him.

12 Patrick - SpongeBob SquarePants Patrick - SpongeBob SquarePants Patrick Star is a fictional character in the American animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants. He is voiced by actor Bill Fagerbakke, who also voices numerous other characters on the show . Created and designed by marine biologist and cartoonist Stephen Hillenburg, the series creator, Patrick ...read more.
13 Gene - Emoji Movie Gene - Emoji Movie

Should be higher

He's my thicc daddy

14 Krillin - Dragon Ball Z Krillin - Dragon Ball Z Krillin (クリリン, Kuririn) is a supporting protagonist in the Dragon Ball manga, and the anime series Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball GT and Dragon Ball Super. ...read more.

He looks horrible.

15 Stanley Zbornak - The Golden Girls
16 Robbie Rotten - LazyTown Robbie Rotten - LazyTown Robbie Rotten (played by Stefán Karl Stefánsson) is a lazy man who continuously formulates feckless schemes in which he masquerades in a disguise to lure the residents away from their newly-active lifestyles. He passionately abhors the influence of Stephanie and Sportacus on the townspeople. A number ...read more.
17 Squidward - Spongebob Squidward - Spongebob Squidward Tentacles is a fictional character voiced by actor Rodger Bumpass in the American animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants.
18 Homer Simpson - The Simpsons Homer Simpson - The Simpsons Homer Jay Simpson is the protagonist of the American animated television series The Simpsons as the patriarch of the eponymous family.
19 Daffy Duck - Looney Tunes Daffy Duck - Looney Tunes Daffy Duck is an animated cartoon character produced by Warner Bros. Styled as an anthropomorphic black duck, the character has appeared in cartoon series such as Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies, where he usually has been depicted as the best friend and occasional arch-rival of Bugs Bunny.
20 Mr. Polka-Dot - Batman

I'm pretty sure it's polka-dot man - TheInsomniac

21 Dan Hibiki - Street Fighter
22 Glass Joe - Punch Out Glass Joe - Punch Out
23 Kazuichi Soda - Danganronpa 2 Kazuichi Soda - Danganronpa 2
24 Lammy - UmJammer Lammy Lammy - UmJammer Lammy

She's so cute though - xandermartin98

25 Edd - Ed Edd n Eddy Edd - Ed Edd n Eddy Edd, mostly referred to by his nickname "Double D," is one of the three protagonists in the Canadian-American animated comedy television series Ed, Edd n Eddy. He is the physically weakest but the most intelligent member of the Eds.
26 Daxter - Jak & Daxter Daxter - Jak & Daxter
27 Dr. Eggman - Sonic the Hedgehog Dr. Eggman - Sonic the Hedgehog Doctor Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik is a fictional video game character and the main antagonist of the Sonic the Hedgehog series, created by Sega.
28 Inspector Gadget - Inspector Gadget Inspector Gadget - Inspector Gadget
29 Scudworth - Clone High
30 Peter Griffin - Family Guy Peter Griffin - Family Guy Peter Griffin is the main protagonist and titular character of the American animated sitcom Family Guy.
31 The Spelunker - Spelunker
32 Classic Aquaman - DC Comics
33 Waluigi - Super Mario Bros. Waluigi - Super Mario Bros. Waluigi is a selfish, greedy man who works closely with the infamous Wario. He is Luigi's rival and is known as the opposite of him. Waluigi first appeared in the Gameboy Color game, Mario Tennis as Wario's partner. He has appeared in every Mario Tennis game since, still remaining as Wario's partner. ...read more.
34 King Dedede - Kirby King Dedede - Kirby King Dedede is a fictional character and the primary antagonist of the Kirby series of video games owned by Nintendo and HAL Laboratory.
35 Skeletor - He-Man
36 Dora - Dora the Explorer Dora - Dora the Explorer Dora is the main protagonist in the show "Dora the Explorer" her main occupation is exploring with her monkey friend Boots .
37 Heffer Wolfe - Rocko's Modern Life Heffer Wolfe - Rocko's Modern Life Heffer Wolfe is a fictional character on the cartoon Rocko's Modern Life and the comic book series of the same name.
38 Ed Bighead - Rocko's Modern Life Ed Bighead - Rocko's Modern Life Edward "Ed" Bighead is a fictional character in the cartoon series Rocko's Modern Life and the comic book series of the same name.
39 Mr. Satan - Dragon Ball Mr. Satan - Dragon Ball
40 Butthead - Beavis & Butthead Butthead - Beavis & Butthead Butt-Head is a fictional character from the MTV animated series Beavis and Butt-Head. He is voiced by the show's creator, Mike Judge.
41 Horatio/Horat - The Nutshack Horatio/Horat - The Nutshack
42 Vector - Despicable Me Vector - Despicable Me
43 Denzel Crocker - Fairly Odd Parents Denzel Crocker - Fairly Odd Parents Denzel Quincy Crocker is a fictional character from the American animated series The Fairly OddParents created by Butch Hartman for Nickelodeon. He is the mentally unstable school teacher of Timmy and is one of the main antagonists in the series.
44 Sheen Estevez - Jimmy Neutron Sheen Estevez - Jimmy Neutron
45 Alphys - Undertale Alphys - Undertale Alphys is an adorably dorky, lab-coat-wearing, bespectacled, yellow-skinned lizard scientist who resides in her lab in Hotland in the critically acclaimed cult classic RPG known as Undertale, wherein she partakes in the daily act of watching insane amounts of anime and having a vast majority of the ...read more.
46 Wallace - Wallace & Gromit Wallace - Wallace & Gromit
47 Pinwheel - Dark Souls
48 Peter Puppy - Earthworm Jim (Cartoon)
49 Earthworm Jim - Earthworm Jim Earthworm Jim - Earthworm Jim Earthworm Jim is the main protagonist of the Earthwork Jim video game series as a worm who's life changed after coming in contact with a cyber suit that granted him special powers to battle the likes of his nemesis like Evil the Cat, Psycrow, Queen Slug for a Butt and Bob the Killer Gold FIsh, in the ...read more.
50 Psy-Crow - Earthworm Jim (Cartoon)
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