Top 10 Most Hilariously Pathetic Fictional Characters

I really love- I mean, hate to laugh at other people's expense, but these characters are just about IMPOSSIBLE not to do so for.
The Top Ten
1 Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz - Phineas & Ferb Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz is a fictional character and the main antagonist from the animated television show Phineas and Ferb. He was created by Dan Povenmire and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh, and is voiced by Povenmire.

"Someone once told me I needed to have more of a green thumb (zaps nearby plants with ray gun), and you know what I did? Why, I bought myself a whole sodding BUCKET of EYEBALL-searingly bright green paint, stripped myself nude and poured it all over my entire body...except that wouldn't you know it, because of the way I was HOLDING the bucket, literally every part of me EXCEPT for my thumbs was affected! What an INSANELY weird coincidence THAT was, am I right? (zaps more plants with ray gun) Oh, wait a minute, it was a METAPHOR?! And I wasted ALL that money on green paint when I could have been taking over the ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA..."

When I saw this list, I immediately thought of Dr. Doofenshmirtz. His pathetic nature makes him one of my favorite characters; ultimately, he's just a man who wants to achieve something great.

Not pathetic, just a little confused. But we all love him.

He is a sympathetic yet hilarious character.

2 Ignatius Mortimer Meen - I.M. Meen

UGGHHH. You may have outsmarted me, this time, BOOKWORM, but I'll be BACK! I.M. MEEN NEVER QUITS! - SailorSedna

3 Mermaid Man - SpongeBob SquarePants

If you think the original Aquaman is laughable, wait until you see the old, fat, senile and bra-wearing version of him

Ripoff of Aquaman... really SpongeBob?!

4 Zim - Invader Zim Zim is the titular protagonist and anti-hero of the American animated series Invader Zim, created by Jhonen Vasquez for Nickelodeon.

Seriously, name ONE episode in which this egomaniacal little shrimp HASN'T accidentally SAVED the world that he was trying to destroy

5 Minnie Mouse - Disney Minerva "Minnie" Mouse is a cartoon character created by Ub Iwerks and Walt Disney. She was first drawn by Iwerks in 1928, as was Mickey Mouse. Her former voice actor Russi Taylor (1944 - 2019) voiced her for 30 years & also married Wayne Allwine (1947 - 2009), the former voice of Mickey Mouse. Minnie Mouse is currently being voiced by Kaitlyn Robrock
6 The Condiment King - Batman

Of all of the rejected Batman villains from the old days, this is easily the worst one (even if he was created specifically as a joke for the Animated Series)

7 Spondage Mario - Vinesauce
8 CD-i Link - CD-i Zelda

"If you crouch, you can make me do the DUCK walk! COOL, HUH?! "

No, Link; in fact, it's more likely the primary reason why your CANONICAL Zelda counterpart never actually speaks beyond simple voice grunts

Either this Link or the animated series "Well excuse me, Princess! " version.

Gee it sure is boring around here

9 Dave - Satina (Hannah Daigle series)
10 Rocko - Rocko's Modern Life Rocko is the eponymous fictional character of the cartoon Rocko's Modern Life and the comic book series of the same name. He is an Australian anthropomorphic wallaby who immigrated to the United States. He works at a comic book store, lives next to annoying neighbors, and is friends with the gluttonous ...read more.
The Contenders
11 Denny - The Room
12 Mr. Garrison - South Park Herbert Garrison is a recurring character in the American animated television series South Park. He is voiced by Trey Parker.

Is mad at his parents because they never sexually assaulted him; also tried to do the same to a pigeon AT LEAST one time (allegedly, if nothing else) and got himself a sex change at the hideously bald and wrinkly age of probably at least somewhere in his 50s (if not 60s); also, he's both gay AND homophobic at the same time, in the undeniably worst way possible

13 Tuco Ramírez - The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
14 Leni Loud - The Loud House Leni Loud is a fictional character from The Loud House the second oldest of the Loud Family a bit of a ditz, forgetful and absent minded despite this she's a kindhearted person, a skilled fashion designer and is always willing to help others in need, she shares a room with Lori the oldest and suffers ...read more.
15 Ren Hoek - Ren & Stimpy

"OH, MY BELOVED ICE-CREAM (SOAP) BAR, HOW I LOVE TO LICK YOUR CREAMY CENTER...I'VE HAD THIS ICE CREAM BAR SINCE I WAS A CHILD! EVERYONE, ALWAYS TRYING TO TAKE IT FROM ME! WHY WON'T THEY LEAVE ME, ALONE?! "

16 Gazpacho - Chowder
17 Beavis - Beavis & Butt-Head Beavis is a fictional character. He is one of the young teenaged protagonists on the MTV animated series Beavis and Butt-head.

Supposedly portrayed as being the epitome of degeneracy of today's youth, that's how pathetic he and Butthead were.

Butthead: "Beavis, you DO know that your own mother abandoned you in the parking lot at IKEA because she thought you were too stupid and annoying to even be worth taking care of in the first place, right? "

Beavis: "Oh, right, YEAH, heh heh"

18 Jerry Smith - Rick and Morty

He's Jerry. He can't hold his family together, he was fired after blatantly ripping off "got milk? ", the best day of his life was a simulation, and he has to be put in the Jerry daycare center if he accidentally goes on an adventure with rick and morty. He tries to donate his penis to save a galactic philanthropist, only to be rejected. Jerry has possibly the saddest existence of all fictional characters. things rarely work out for him.

19 Filburt - Rocko's Modern Life Filburt Shellbach is a main and supporting character of the cartoon Rocko's Modern Life and the comic book series of the same name.

You can actually hear the agonizing anti-social pain in his voice as he constipatedly yells "LET'S FROLIC INNOCENTLY IN NATURE" at the top of his lungs during the beginning of the show's movie trailer

20 Yui Komori - Diabolik Lovers
21 Patrick - SpongeBob SquarePants Patrick Star is a fictional character in the American animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants, and he is one of the 10 main characters in the show. He is voiced by actor Bill Fagerbakke, who also voices numerous other characters on the show. Created and designed by marine biologist and cartoonist ...read more.
22 Gene - Emoji Movie

Should be higher

23 Caillou - Caillou Caillou, which means "pebble" or "stone" in French, is the self-proclaimed "Prince of Imagination." He is a four-year-old boy who serves as the main protagonist of the TV series and books, both of which share his name. Caillou is bald and is usually seen wearing a yellow short-sleeved shirt with a blue cap.
24 Krillin - Dragon Ball Z Krillin (クリリン, Kuririn) is a supporting protagonist in the Dragon Ball manga, and the anime series Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball GT and Dragon Ball Super. ...read more.

He looks horrible.

25 Stanley Zbornak - The Golden Girls
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