Top 10 Most Hilariously Pathetic Fictional Characters
I really love- I mean, hate to laugh at other people's expense, but these characters are just about IMPOSSIBLE not to do so for."Someone once told me I needed to have more of a green thumb (zaps nearby plants with ray gun), and you know what I did? Why, I bought myself a whole sodding BUCKET of EYEBALL-searingly bright green paint, stripped myself nude and poured it all over my entire body...except that wouldn't you know it, because of the way I was HOLDING the bucket, literally every part of me EXCEPT for my thumbs was affected! What an INSANELY weird coincidence THAT was, am I right? (zaps more plants with ray gun) Oh, wait a minute, it was a METAPHOR?! And I wasted ALL that money on green paint when I could have been taking over the ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA..."
When I saw this list, I immediately thought of Dr. Doofenshmirtz. His pathetic nature makes him one of my favorite characters; ultimately, he's just a man who wants to achieve something great.
Not pathetic, just a little confused. But we all love him.
He is a sympathetic yet hilarious character.
UGGHHH. You may have outsmarted me, this time, BOOKWORM, but I'll be BACK! I.M. MEEN NEVER QUITS! - SailorSedna
If you think the original Aquaman is laughable, wait until you see the old, fat, senile and bra-wearing version of him
Ripoff of Aquaman... really SpongeBob?!
Seriously, name ONE episode in which this egomaniacal little shrimp HASN'T accidentally SAVED the world that he was trying to destroy
Of all of the rejected Batman villains from the old days, this is easily the worst one (even if he was created specifically as a joke for the Animated Series)
"If you crouch, you can make me do the DUCK walk! COOL, HUH?! "
No, Link; in fact, it's more likely the primary reason why your CANONICAL Zelda counterpart never actually speaks beyond simple voice grunts
Either this Link or the animated series "Well excuse me, Princess! " version.
Gee it sure is boring around here
Is mad at his parents because they never sexually assaulted him; also tried to do the same to a pigeon AT LEAST one time (allegedly, if nothing else) and got himself a sex change at the hideously bald and wrinkly age of probably at least somewhere in his 50s (if not 60s); also, he's both gay AND homophobic at the same time, in the undeniably worst way possible
"OH, MY BELOVED ICE-CREAM (SOAP) BAR, HOW I LOVE TO LICK YOUR CREAMY CENTER...I'VE HAD THIS ICE CREAM BAR SINCE I WAS A CHILD! EVERYONE, ALWAYS TRYING TO TAKE IT FROM ME! WHY WON'T THEY LEAVE ME, ALONE?! "
Supposedly portrayed as being the epitome of degeneracy of today's youth, that's how pathetic he and Butthead were.
Butthead: "Beavis, you DO know that your own mother abandoned you in the parking lot at IKEA because she thought you were too stupid and annoying to even be worth taking care of in the first place, right? "
Beavis: "Oh, right, YEAH, heh heh"
He's Jerry. He can't hold his family together, he was fired after blatantly ripping off "got milk? ", the best day of his life was a simulation, and he has to be put in the Jerry daycare center if he accidentally goes on an adventure with rick and morty. He tries to donate his penis to save a galactic philanthropist, only to be rejected. Jerry has possibly the saddest existence of all fictional characters. things rarely work out for him.
You can actually hear the agonizing anti-social pain in his voice as he constipatedly yells "LET'S FROLIC INNOCENTLY IN NATURE" at the top of his lungs during the beginning of the show's movie trailer
Should be higher
He looks horrible.