Top 10 Most Hilariously Stupid Conspiracy Theories

The Top Ten

1 Most of The World Leaders Are Space Lizards

So, obviously this is true. They feed off the souls of humans also because of this. They need the souls to keep their human form.

Look, to say that this is fake, is to say that all of the shamans David has spoken to across multiple countries are all in on a big prank together. Not to mention all the ancient buildings proves it as well. But hey, maybe texting and Google translate existed back then, huh?

Popularized by conspiracy theorist, David Icke, this is one of the most nonsensical theories ever. Icke says that almost every world leader, including Barack Obama and Queen Elizabeth II are reptiles from space. This theory is surprisingly supported by people from over 50 countries and Icke's lectures often draw large crowds.

Har har. Very funny. I notice that all you anti-conspiracy people can do is insult. How do you know that this theory isn't true? Can you prove it. No, you can't. The only evidence I see is "I don't believe, so it can't be real." Now that's what I call logic #sarcasmisobvious.

2 The Moon Isn't Real

The "Fake Moon Landings" wasn't crazy enough it seems, so conspiracy theorists came up with another ridiculous theory about the moon. The theory is that the moon is a hologram created to hide something behind it. Wow...

Those who truly believe this. Must also believe that their existence isn't real. Everyone else should treat these SPECIAL morons as holograms and disregard whatever crap come out of their mouths.

Not only is this patently false, it's just disrespectful to the amazing men and women who made the moon landings happen.

Really? People actually believe that? That's the most ridiculous thing I have EVER heard..

3 Trump Did 9/11 So He Can Hate On Muslims

Its true, look it up. it's so obvious, trump has money to buy bombs and destroy building 7 to hate Muslims in USA. trump hates muslums and wants to kill them. he calls it the holocaust 2 or the crusades part 4

Bush did, so he had an excuse to get oil.

It makes sense

I believ trump is a Satanist

4 Obama Can Control Weather

Conspiracy theorists (or paranoid dumbasses on weed, as I like to call them) believe that Obama's government owns a top secret weather machine which they use to change the weather for political advantages.

Kim Jong Un, a God who can control weather not Obama.

Why am I laughing at this one for some reason?

I definitely believe in that mate

5 Dinosaurs Helped In Building The Pyramids

The theory was spread by the director of the Accelerated Christian Academy. He believes that dinosaurs existed with humans and helped humans in building the pyramids in Egypt.

Riigghhhttt, because dinosaurs actually had that much brain capacity to BUILD THE PYRAMIDS..and apparently they controlled themselves by not eating the Ancient Egyptians..cause that's realistic.

I like this one

100% true! 10/10 theory

6 The NSA Hides Cameras In Our Food

Really? Why do they want to check our stomach? Are they concerned about food hygiene?

CLEARLY we're eating cameras guys case closed

Poor cameras.

7 Obama and the Pope Have Plotted to Give the Falkland Islands Back to Argentina

Good, they deserve the islands.

Wait hold on... how is it a plot to return the islands... take, yeah sure, but return?

8 Monster Energy Drink Is Made By Satan

A lot of ridiculous conspiracy theories listed here, but this is not one of them. The Drink was made in the name of satan, not "by satan". The monster claw on the can is 3 Jewish hebrew chracters joined together known as "vav", it essentially repeats itself 3 times, saying vav vav vav, that charcter "vav" is used to identify the number "6", essentially it says 666, the mark of the beast, as well as the slogan "unleash the beast" only further fueling this! most people are uneducated in esotericsim and blind to it. if you can't see then you can say

This one actually doesn't make sense at all. I read that the Hebrew numerals work differently than ours. Three six marks is actually 18, or 6+6+6. 666 is written as the numerals for 600, followed by 60, followed by 6. All those characters look nothing like the monster energy symbol or anything else other than what they are.

A popular YouTube video, which has gathered over 8 million views, spread the ridiculous idea of Monster being created by Satan. The video shows a lady comparing the monster logo to letters in the Hebrew dictionary and pointing out that the three claw marks resemble three 6's.

I've got a friend who's known as Satan by my friend group, and he's addicted to the Monster energy drink. I believe it

9 If You Don't Pray to Lord Gaben, You Will Never Get Half Life 3

I can't believe it,... you think Gaben can count to 3? Pray and we can get 4

YES

I ALWAYS PRAY TO MY DAD GABEN

I preh erry dah

10 Obama and Osama are the Same person

There was someone in my year 8 class who beileived this it is the moment where you think yeah I don’t think I can be bothered arguing with such absurdity.

And Hitler they are the same

Their names have a little resemblance... VERIFIED!

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11 If You Don't Tip Your Fedora, Your Swag Will Be Gone

This isn't a conspiracy theory it is very true

You have no swag if you do not tip that fedora

very true

People usually don't wanna hear the truth because the guverment has been feeding them lies ever since they were born its time to wake up and see the truth

12 The Illuminati Will Melt Your Brain If You Leave Your Head Unprotected

There actually was a stanford research study that showed tinfoil hats actually leave your head more exposed to rays (I.e. CIA mind-reading rays)...go figure

The Illuminati ended in 1778 get that into your brain if you have one.
If you think its still around you don't have a brain.

Stupid savages

13 Iphone 6 Spreads Ebola

According to a website - DailyBuzzLive, most cases of ebola track back to iPhone 6 units shipped from Sierra Leone. The website reached a height of stupidity when it also provided safety tips and instructions in their article for users to disinfect their iPhone 6's.

One of my friends had an iPhone 6 for a couple years and they don't have Ebola.

I don't have Ebola and I've had my iPhone 6 for almost a year...

Jees, the more you know, kids!

14 Yoga is a Form of Satanic Worship

The internet is filled with "horror stories" of people talking about how they "escaped the evil clutches of a yoga class" and "denounced yoga and embraced Jesus".

Hmmm Yoga is in Mind, Body and Sprit magazines. The body pages are also about diet, healthy food. Oh that magazine is so satanic isn't it? NO.

I really find yoga to be the opposite of "Satantic worship." I honestly don't even know how anyone can think up of something like that.

Ok demons are in my local gym and community centre. Everyone who says Yoga is satanic has never done Yoga.

15 Doritos Are In the Shape of a Triangle Because It's MLG and Illuminati is Featured In MLG Montages So Doritos=Illuminati Confirmed

First ever Superman comic book had triangles on it.

Stop with the MLG memes - Unnamed Google User Remade

XXx_Illuminati Confetti_xXx

Yas traduea.

16 US Government Created AIDS/HIV

A theory supported by Kanye West and the former South African president.

If Kanye West supports it, you know that this theory is full of BS.

17 Hitler and Morgan Freeman are the same person

Some say he's god with a heavenly voice. but I say different. Adolf Freeman has been hiding for years under this facade, and he uses a programmed voice box to disguise himself. How else could someone have such a heavenly voice? This man killed a lot of Jews

This is so true my life I s now changed

I have legitmaley heard this theory several timez

yay

18 Our Brains Are Made of Water

Some of it is but not all of it

19 Flat Earth Society

Flat Earthers called Australia a hoax, it was originally criminals in Britain thrown of ships to drown in the ocean and the country is imaginary and that for 80 years 162,000 people have died trying to get there. The plane pilots go to islands close nearby or cleaned spaces of South America, and that Australians are all actors and computer generated personas; part of the plot to trick the world. - Flat Earth Society Flat Airheads.

They say the moon landing was a hoax, they say there is no such thing as gravity, they say the sun goes around the earth, many are Christian nutters who give it a bad name. Phone a country that is night time while it is day time where you are. Ok

So the earth is flat that is so cute. Noah his wife was Barbie right? and how many Teletubbies went on his bus? Noah's bus in the world flood. With God who was angry at his wife.

Watch reaction time or my third life and you will see how crazy these people are

20 Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer

He wasn't even born when the Zodiac killings started!

21 Some People Are 10% More Banana Than Others

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Lol I am 20% more banana, not 10%

My brain just died

22 Hitler was a dolphin that was genetically engineered by the SS

His Porpoise in life was the holocaust

This is an actual theory.

23 Hitler Is Still Alive

Whoever said Hitler is my dad must be joking. Hitler didn't have any kids, we would've known by now and Hitler would be too old to be alive, he was not young in World War Two.

A theory which originated in the 70s but is still supported by many today.

I think he was alive long after the holocaust but maybe not to today.

Yeah even though he shot himself after he lost WWII

24 Obama Health Care Bill Is Satanic

No it's just too costly in the premiums.

25 WWE Isn't Fake

World War Engame

WWE = World war Engame




Note: this is a Joke

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