Top 10 Most Hilariously Stupid Conspiracy Theories

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The Top Ten

1 Most of The World Leaders Are Space Lizards

Look, to say that this is fake, is to say that all of the shamans David has spoken to across multiple countries are all in on a big prank together. Not to mention all the ancient buildings proves it as well. But hey, maybe texting and Google translate existed back then, huh?

This conspiracy was featured in Doctor Who

I believe that space lizards are not real

True that matey

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2 Trump Did 9/11 So He Can Hate On Muslims

Its true, look it up. it's so obvious, trump has money to buy bombs and destroy building 7 to hate Muslims in USA. trump hates muslums and wants to kill them. he calls it the holocaust 2 or the crusades part 4

It makes sense

No bush,Israel and the CIA did 911

lol

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3 The Moon Isn't Real

The "Fake Moon Landings" wasn't crazy enough it seems, so conspiracy theorists came up with another ridiculous theory about the moon. The theory is that the moon is a hologram created to hide something behind it. Wow... - winner333

Not only is this patently false, it's just disrespectful to the amazing men and women who made the moon landings happen.

Those who truly believe this. Must also believe that their existence isn't real. Everyone else should treat these SPECIAL morons as holograms and disregard whatever crap come out of their mouths.

Insult Mr and Mrs Spoon, Tina Tea-Spoon, and Eggbert.

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4 Obama Can Control Weather

Conspiracy theorists (or paranoid dumbasses on weed, as I like to call them) believe that Obama's government owns a top secret weather machine which they use to change the weather for political advantages. - winner333

I definitely believe in that mate

Its stupid but Real

I like to call them (60 year virgins with 43 IQ on Hashish)

5 Dinosaurs Helped In Building The Pyramids

The theory was spread by the director of the Accelerated Christian Academy. He believes that dinosaurs existed with humans and helped humans in building the pyramids in Egypt. - winner333

I already know this is actually true my great grandmother was there when it actually happened there is photo proof of it

I like this one

yes

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6 Monster Energy Drink Is Made By Satan

A popular YouTube video, which has gathered over 8 million views, spread the ridiculous idea of Monster being created by Satan. The video shows a lady comparing the monster logo to letters in the Hebrew dictionary and pointing out that the three claw marks resemble three 6's. - winner333

This one actually doesn't make sense at all. I read that the Hebrew numerals work differently than ours. Three six marks is actually 18, or 6+6+6. 666 is written as the numerals for 600, followed by 60, followed by 6. All those characters look nothing like the monster energy symbol or anything else other than what they are.

Seriously? Sure Monster energy drinks aren't the heathiest thing in the world, but come on! - RiverClanRocks

I've got a friend who's known as Satan by my friend group, and he's addicted to the Monster energy drink. I believe it

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7 The NSA Hides Cameras In Our Food

Really? Why do they want to check our stomach? Are they concerned about food hygiene?

CLEARLY we're eating cameras guys case closed

Poor cameras.

8 If You Don't Pray to Lord Gaben, You Will Never Get Half Life 3

I can't believe it,... you think Gaben can count to 3? Pray and we can get 4

Really? - lolololololol

Seems legit

I ALWAYS PRAY TO MY DAD GABEN

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9 Obama and the Pope Have Plotted to Give the Falkland Islands Back to Argentina

Good, they deserve the islands.

Wait hold on... how is it a plot to return the islands... take, yeah sure, but return?

10 If You Don't Tip Your Fedora, Your Swag Will Be Gone

This isn't a conspiracy theory it is very true - Ace_of_spades

People usually don't wanna hear the truth because the guverment has been feeding them lies ever since they were born its time to wake up and see the truth

very true

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11 Obama and Osama are the Same person

Their names have a little resemblance... VERIFIED! - gemcloben

And Hitler they are the same

12 Iphone 6 Spreads Ebola

According to a website - DailyBuzzLive, most cases of ebola track back to iPhone 6 units shipped from Sierra Leone. The website reached a height of stupidity when it also provided safety tips and instructions in their article for users to disinfect their iPhone 6's. - winner333

Jees, the more you know, kids! - gemcloben

One of my friends had an iPhone 6 for a couple years and they don't have Ebola.

Well I got a 6s does that count

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13 Yoga is a Form of Satanic Worship

The internet is filled with "horror stories" of people talking about how they "escaped the evil clutches of a yoga class" and "denounced yoga and embraced Jesus". - winner333

I really find yoga to be the opposite of "Satantic worship." I honestly don't even know how anyone can think up of something like that.

Yoga is hard, you need to practice, its not satanic. Its exercise.

That is NOT true. People do yoga to firm their body muscles.

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14 The Illuminati Will Melt Your Brain If You Leave Your Head Unprotected

There actually was a stanford research study that showed tinfoil hats actually leave your head more exposed to rays (i.e. CIA mind-reading rays)...go figure

Stupid savages

15 US Government Created AIDS/HIV

A theory supported by Kanye West and the former South African president. - winner333

If Kanye West supports it, you know that this theory is full of BS.

This conspiracy is legitmate

16 Doritos Are In the Shape of a Triangle Because It's MLG and Illuminati is Featured In MLG Montages So Doritos=Illuminati Confirmed

XXx_Illuminati Confetti_xXx

yes tru

This is gay

Ummm... that. Is. Stupid.

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17 Hitler and Morgan Freeman are the same person

Some say he's god with a heavenly voice. but I say different. Adolf Freeman has been hiding for years under this facade, and he uses a programmed voice box to disguise himself. How else could someone have such a heavenly voice? This man killed a lot of Jews

I have legitmaley heard this theory several timez - Ace_of_spades

This is so true my life I s now changed

I knew it!

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18 Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer

He wasn't even born when the Zodiac killings started!

19 Flat Earth Society

They say the moon landing was a hoax, they say there is no such thing as gravity, they say the sun goes around the earth, many are Christian nutters who give it a bad name. Phone a country that is night time while it is day time where you are. Ok

Watch reaction time or my third life and you will see how crazy these people are

This is actually true. Earth IS indeed flat.

Yeah and Mr and Mrs Spoon, Tina Tea-Spoon, and Eggbert go to the moon not NASA.

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20 Our Brains Are Made of Water

Some of it is but not all of it

21 Some People Are 10% More Banana Than Others

Lol I am 20% more banana, not 10%

My brain just died

22 Hitler Is Still Alive

Whoever said Hitler is my dad must be joking. Hitler didn't have any kids, we would've known by now and Hitler would be too old to be alive, he was not young in World War Two.

He would be 110 or something so he's dead for sure - kosdff

A theory which originated in the 70s but is still supported by many today. - winner333

Yes he's alive, we just can't see him.

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23 Illuminati Exists

I can't help laughing my butt off when I see a YouTube video or a blog post trying to explain how the "Illuminati" is trying to establish "The New World Order". - winner333

Lol I was gonna put this in the item but you already put it LOl - kosdff

There's a reason why most people do this as jokes.

Just watch Angels and Demons.

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24 Obama Health Care Bill Is Satanic

No it's just too costly in the premiums.

25 Hitler was a dolphin that was genetically engineered by the SS

This is an actual theory.

His Porpoise in life was the holocaust

Seems legit

26 TheTopTens Kills Their Members

Well I never signed up for it anyways

! THIS IS SO TRUE! CONFIRMED!

WOW. Really, WOW.

WOW SO TOPTEN! - lolololololol

27 WWE Isn't Fake

dope

It is not

28 Paul McCartney Is Dead

SO MUCH STUPID THEORIES! I can't decide which one's worst but I chose this one because I am a Beatles fan.

Paul McCartney has made a confession he is not Paul McCartney he is John Lennon. Paul was murdered or he died of cancer not George Harrison...oh wait that was in the early 21st Century.

Turn me on, madman

29 JFK shot first

Yes watch the unedited version that you can only in the deep web

How come no one witness this was the gun invisible

Yep, JFK the best quick drawer ever

Star Wars?

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30 People Don't Need to Eat, It's Actually a Material Object People Use to Satisfy Their Needs

I wonder if the person who came up with this theory starved to death.

Food isn't real

Welp I've given up on humainty

31 Michelle Obama has a penis

People are so stupid sometimes

32 9-11 Was Orchestrated by the US Government
33 Alex Jones Works for the Federal Government to Make People Stupid

Obviously true because I just voted for it!

I can see how this is true.

34 You Best Friend is Your Future Great Grandson/Granddaughter and Has Time Traveled from the Future

You're assuming a lot of things, like that I have a friend or I will ever "score".

Totally true.

This is my thoriey if you know who my freinds are you are a stalker

35 Walmart stores are being converted into FEMA prison camps
36 The Russian Mafia creates hurricanes to advance their agenda
37 Denver Airport is a Portal to Hell

Yeah, we do have some pretty weird stuff in our airport, but hey, if I've made it out alive after going on countless trips!

True

38 The Aztecs Took Acid and Cut Off Their Penises

Yep they did I would know I was there

I like trees. And severed Aztec wieners

It was a beautiful sight

YES!

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39 We All Live In a Dream

Not ridiculous, you neverknow it could all be a lie

true that

40 The CIA blew up an island in the Gulf of Mexico to shift boundaries and get more oil.
41 ALS Ice Bucket Challenge Is Satanic

What's the evidence? I don't see anything that could make people think that...

Wow that's sad that they believe this stuff

no

42 Osama Bin Laden Is Still Alive
43 Harry Potter Is All About Being Gay

Possibly the stupidest thing I've ever heard! He marries Ginny, GINNY IS A GIRL! RON MARRIES HERMIONE!

How is that even remotely possible when he gets married to GINNY GRANGER and has kids with her? Give me three examples of when Harry Potter shows that stuff! - mpgami

Not Ginny GRANGER, Ginny WEASLEY.

44 Bill Clinton Did 9/11

The grammar on this theory...

It all makes sense now...

45 Climate Change Doesn't Exist

This is true.

46 Walt Disney was Frozen After he Died

A conspiracy theory (this one) made only for the purpose of supporting another conspiracy theory (the "Frozen is Disney's Life" one)? That has pretty much made my day.

Yeah can I get my Disney on the rocks?
Hold the ice, extra Walt.
Seriously, this is absurd, and if he was still alive freezing his body would just make him a Mickey Mouse popsicle, and reanimating a corpse is next to impossible.

They also said the body is under the castle at Disneyland

47 George W Bush killed Harambe

Yah harambe lives in our hearts rip

48 Stonehenge summons UFOs to Earth
49 The Earth is Flat
50 Rock and Heavy Metal Are Both Satanic

Heavy metal maybe

I wouldn't be surprised.

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