Top 10 Most Hilariously Stupid Conspiracy Theories


The Top Ten

1 Most of The World Leaders Are Space Lizards

Look, to say that this is fake, is to say that all of the shamans David has spoken to across multiple countries are all in on a big prank together. Not to mention all the ancient buildings proves it as well. But hey, maybe texting and Google translate existed back then, huh?

This conspiracy was featured in Doctor Who

I believe that space lizards are not real

And what proof do u have of that other than that miley Cyrus incident?!

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2 Trump Did 9/11 So He Can Hate On Muslims

Its true, look it up. it's so obvious, trump has money to buy bombs and destroy building 7 to hate Muslims in USA. trump hates muslums and wants to kill them. he calls it the holocaust 2 or the crusades part 4

It makes sense

No bush,Israel and the CIA did 911


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3 The Moon Isn't Real

The "Fake Moon Landings" wasn't crazy enough it seems, so conspiracy theorists came up with another ridiculous theory about the moon. The theory is that the moon is a hologram created to hide something behind it. Wow... - winner333

Not only is this patently false, it's just disrespectful to the amazing men and women who made the moon landings happen.

Those who truly believe this. Must also believe that their existence isn't real. Everyone else should treat these SPECIAL morons as holograms and disregard whatever crap come out of their mouths.


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4 Obama Can Control Weather

Conspiracy theorists (or paranoid dumbasses on weed, as I like to call them) believe that Obama's government owns a top secret weather machine which they use to change the weather for political advantages. - winner333

I definitely believe in that mate

Its stupid but Real

I like to call them (60 year virgins with 43 IQ on Hashish)

5 Dinosaurs Helped In Building The Pyramids

The theory was spread by the director of the Accelerated Christian Academy. He believes that dinosaurs existed with humans and helped humans in building the pyramids in Egypt. - winner333

I already know this is actually true my great grandmother was there when it actually happened there is photo proof of it

I like this one


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6 Monster Energy Drink Is Made By Satan

A popular YouTube video, which has gathered over 8 million views, spread the ridiculous idea of Monster being created by Satan. The video shows a lady comparing the monster logo to letters in the Hebrew dictionary and pointing out that the three claw marks resemble three 6's. - winner333

This one actually doesn't make sense at all. I read that the Hebrew numerals work differently than ours. Three six marks is actually 18, or 6+6+6. 666 is written as the numerals for 600, followed by 60, followed by 6. All those characters look nothing like the monster energy symbol or anything else other than what they are.

Seriously? Sure Monster energy drinks aren't the heathiest thing in the world, but come on! - RiverClanRocks

I've got a friend who's known as Satan by my friend group, and he's addicted to the Monster energy drink. I believe it

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7 The NSA Hides Cameras In Our Food

Really? Why do they want to check our stomach? Are they concerned about food hygiene?

CLEARLY we're eating cameras guys case closed

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8 If You Don't Pray to Lord Gaben, You Will Never Get Half Life 3

I can't believe it,... you think Gaben can count to 3? Pray and we can get 4

Really? - lolololololol

Seems legit


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9 Obama and the Pope Have Plotted to Give the Falkland Islands Back to Argentina

Good, they deserve the islands.

Wait hold on... how is it a plot to return the islands... take, yeah sure, but return?

10 If You Don't Tip Your Fedora, Your Swag Will Be Gone

This isn't a conspiracy theory it is very true - Ace_of_spades

People usually don't wanna hear the truth because the guverment has been feeding them lies ever since they were born its time to wake up and see the truth

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The Contenders

11 Obama and Osama are the Same person

Their names have a little resemblance... VERIFIED! - gemcloben

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12 Iphone 6 Spreads Ebola

According to a website - DailyBuzzLive, most cases of ebola track back to iPhone 6 units shipped from Sierra Leone. The website reached a height of stupidity when it also provided safety tips and instructions in their article for users to disinfect their iPhone 6's. - winner333

Jees, the more you know, kids! - gemcloben

One of my friends had an iPhone 6 for a couple years and they don't have Ebola.

Well I got a 6s does that count

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13 The Illuminati Will Melt Your Brain If You Leave Your Head Unprotected

There actually was a stanford research study that showed tinfoil hats actually leave your head more exposed to rays (i.e. CIA mind-reading rays)...go figure

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14 Yoga is a Form of Satanic Worship

The internet is filled with "horror stories" of people talking about how they "escaped the evil clutches of a yoga class" and "denounced yoga and embraced Jesus". - winner333

I really find yoga to be the opposite of "Satantic worship." I honestly don't even know how anyone can think up of something like that.

Yoga is hard, you need to practice, its not satanic. Its exercise.

This conspiracy is legitmate

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15 US Government Created AIDS/HIV

A theory supported by Kanye West and the former South African president. - winner333

If Kanye West supports it, you know that this theory is full of BS.

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16 Doritos Are In the Shape of a Triangle Because It's MLG and Illuminati is Featured In MLG Montages So Doritos=Illuminati Confirmed

XXx_Illuminati Confetti_xXx

yes tru

This is gay

Ummm... that. Is. Stupid.

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17 Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer

He wasn't even born when the Zodiac killings started!

18 Hitler and Morgan Freeman are the same person

Some say he's god with a heavenly voice. but I say different. Adolf Freeman has been hiding for years under this facade, and he uses a programmed voice box to disguise himself. How else could someone have such a heavenly voice? This man killed a lot of Jews

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19 Our Brains Are Made of Water

Some of it is but not all of it

20 Some People Are 10% More Banana Than Others

Lol I am 20% more banana, not 10%

My brain just died

21 Flat Earth Society

Watch reaction time or my third life and you will see how crazy these people are

Why is this not higher up?

The is not flat ok let's throw centeis worth of physics out

22 Illuminati Exists

I can't help laughing my butt off when I see a YouTube video or a blog post trying to explain how the "Illuminati" is trying to establish "The New World Order". - winner333

Lol I was gonna put this in the item but you already put it LOl - kosdff

There's a reason why most people do this as jokes.

Just watch Angels and Demons.

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23 Obama Health Care Bill Is Satanic

No it's just too costly in the premiums.

24 TheTopTens Kills Their Members

Well I never signed up for it anyways

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25 WWE Isn't Fake


It is not

26 Hitler Is Still Alive

He would be 110 or something so he's dead for sure - kosdff

A theory which originated in the 70s but is still supported by many today. - winner333

So if he was like 50 then he is like 120 now?

Hitler is my dad so back off

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27 People Don't Need to Eat, It's Actually a Material Object People Use to Satisfy Their Needs

I wonder if the person who came up with this theory starved to death.

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28 Michelle Obama has a penis

People are so stupid sometimes

29 9-11 Was Orchestrated by the US Government
30 JFK shot first

Yes watch the unedited version that you can only in the deep web

How come no one witness this was the gun invisible

Yep, JFK the best quick drawer ever

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31 Alex Jones Works for the Federal Government to Make People Stupid

Obviously true because I just voted for it!

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32 Paul McCartney Is Dead

Turn me on, madman

33 You Best Friend is Your Future Great Grandson/Granddaughter and Has Time Traveled from the Future

You're assuming a lot of things, like that I have a friend or I will ever "score".

This is my thoriey if you know who my freinds are you are a stalker

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34 Hitler was a dolphin that was genetically engineered by the SS

This is an actual theory.

His Porpoise in life was the holocaust

Seems legit

35 The Russian Mafia creates hurricanes to advance their agenda
36 Denver Airport is a Portal to Hell

Yeah, we do have some pretty weird stuff in our airport, but hey, if I've made it out alive after going on countless trips!

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37 The Aztecs Took Acid and Cut Off Their Penises

Yep they did I would know I was there

I like trees. And severed Aztec wieners

"Lysergic acid diethylamine (LSD), also known as acid, was first made by Albert Hofmann in Switzerland in 1938." -Wikipedia

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38 We All Live In a Dream

Not ridiculous, you neverknow it could all be a lie

true that

39 Walmart stores are being converted into FEMA prison camps
40 The CIA blew up an island in the Gulf of Mexico to shift boundaries and get more oil.
41 ALS Ice Bucket Challenge Is Satanic

What's the evidence? I don't see anything that could make people think that...

Wow that's sad that they believe this stuff

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42 Osama Bin Laden Is Still Alive
43 Harry Potter Is All About Being Gay

Possibly the stupidest thing I've ever heard! He marries Ginny, GINNY IS A GIRL! RON MARRIES HERMIONE!

How is that even remotely possible when he gets married to GINNY GRANGER and has kids with her? Give me three examples of when Harry Potter shows that stuff! - mpgami

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44 Bill Clinton Did 9/11

The grammar on this theory...

It all makes sense now...

45 Climate Change Doesn't Exist

This is true.

46 Stonehenge summons UFOs to Earth
47 The Earth is Flat
48 Rock and Heavy Metal Are Both Satanic

Heavy metal maybe

I wouldn't be surprised.

49 George W Bush Orchestrated 9/11

Think about it. Why would George W. Bush orchestrate 9/11? There would be nothing for him to gain. These are the facts that explain the stupidity of this theory:
1. Osama Bin Laden admitted to orchestrating 9/11 in 2004.
2. "Planes can't bring down buildings! " Please. Consider the fact that these planes, even after hitting the Twin Towers at high speed, had fuel in them. Fuel is extremely flammable. The planes went up in flames after hitting the towers, which weakened the support beams, until they couldn't hold the towers up anymore. When the top of the towers fell, their weight and momentum made the rest of each building fall.
3. "They wouldn't let people with weapons onto planes! " The reason airport security is so strict and such nowadays is BECAUSE of 9/11. The terrorists could have easily snuck in weapons to hijack the planes.

This belief that Bush did 9/11 is baloney. End of story, your dumb "evidence" is bullcrap.

Bush was in office for only a couple of months and if he planned that, it would have years and years at the very least.

I agree with the person below. Hooray for logical folks like us!

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50 Obama is the Anti-Christ

Here is a stupider one. Alex Jones's has brain cells

Yes, Yes...Coming from those who will NEVER be president. Thank God.

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Top Remixes

1. Trump Did 9/11 So He Can Hate On Muslims
2. Obama and the Pope Have Plotted to Give the Falkland Islands Back to Argentina
3. The NSA Hides Cameras In Our Food
1. Most of The World Leaders Are Space Lizards
2. Iphone 6 Spreads Ebola
3. Monster Energy Drink Is Made By Satan
1. Obama Can Control Weather
2. Most of The World Leaders Are Space Lizards
3. The Moon Isn't Real


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