Top 10 Most Hilariously Stupid Conspiracy Theories

The Top Ten
1 Most of The World Leaders Are Space Lizards

Look, to say that this is fake, is to say that all of the shamans David has spoken to across multiple countries are all in on a big prank together. Not to mention all the ancient buildings proves it as well. But hey, maybe texting and Google translate existed back then, huh?

Popularized by conspiracy theorist, David Icke, this is one of the most nonsensical theories ever. Icke says that almost every world leader, including Barack Obama and Queen Elizabeth II are reptiles from space. This theory is surprisingly supported by people from over 50 countries and Icke's lectures often draw large crowds.

Har har. Very funny. I notice that all you anti-conspiracy people can do is insult. How do you know that this theory isn't true? Can you prove it. No, you can't. The only evidence I see is "I don't believe, so it can't be real." Now that's what I call logic #sarcasmisobvious.

So, obviously this is true. They feed off the souls of humans also because of this. They need the souls to keep their human form.

2 The Moon Isn't Real

The "Fake Moon Landings" wasn't crazy enough it seems, so conspiracy theorists came up with another ridiculous theory about the moon. The theory is that the moon is a hologram created to hide something behind it. Wow...

Those who truly believe this. Must also believe that their existence isn't real. Everyone else should treat these SPECIAL morons as holograms and disregard whatever crap come out of their mouths.

Not only is this patently false, it's just disrespectful to the amazing men and women who made the moon landings happen.

Really? People actually believe that? That's the most ridiculous thing I have EVER heard..

3 Dinosaurs Helped In Building The Pyramids

The theory was spread by the director of the Accelerated Christian Academy. He believes that dinosaurs existed with humans and helped humans in building the pyramids in Egypt.

I like this one

Riigghhhttt, because dinosaurs actually had that much brain capacity to BUILD THE PYRAMIDS..and apparently they controlled themselves by not eating the Ancient Egyptians..cause that's realistic.

4 Trump Did 9/11 So He Can Hate On Muslims

Seriously? Why would he? He doesn't hate Muslims either. You people need to rethink things. But if that is your opinion, then you go for it. I mean, this is America and we all have a right to free speech. -EC

Knowing this site very much, it's pretty much what the users of the thetoptens would believe. NOBODY else would believe it.

Its true, look it up. it's so obvious, trump has money to buy bombs and destroy building 7 to hate Muslims in USA. trump hates muslums and wants to kill them. he calls it the holocaust 2 or the crusades part 4

Trump didn't do it.
Osma Bin Laden did
What proof do you have anyways?

5 Obama Can Control Weather

Conspiracy theorists (or paranoid dumbasses on weed, as I like to call them) believe that Obama's government owns a top secret weather machine which they use to change the weather for political advantages.

I found out where this conspiracy theory came from it's the illuminati!
It's H.A.A.R.P.

Kim Jong Un, a god who can control the weather, not Obama.

Why am I laughing at this one for some reason?

6 The NSA Hides Cameras In Our Food

Really? Why do they want to check our stomach? Are they concerned about food hygiene?

7 Monster Energy Drink Is Made By Satan

A lot of ridiculous conspiracy theories listed here, but this is not one of them. The Drink was made in the name of satan, not "by satan". The monster claw on the can is 3 Jewish hebrew chracters joined together known as "vav", it essentially repeats itself 3 times, saying vav vav vav, that charcter "vav" is used to identify the number "6", essentially it says 666, the mark of the beast, as well as the slogan "unleash the beast" only further fueling this! most people are uneducated in esotericsim and blind to it. if you can't see then you can say

This one actually doesn't make sense at all. I read that the Hebrew numerals work differently than ours. Three six marks is actually 18, or 6+6+6. 666 is written as the numerals for 600, followed by 60, followed by 6. All those characters look nothing like the monster energy symbol or anything else other than what they are.

A popular YouTube video, which has gathered over 8 million views, spread the ridiculous idea of Monster being created by Satan. The video shows a lady comparing the monster logo to letters in the Hebrew dictionary and pointing out that the three claw marks resemble three 6's.

Seriously? Sure Monster energy drinks aren't the heathiest thing in the world, but come on!

8 If You Don't Pray to Lord Gaben, You Will Never Get Half Life 3

I can't believe it,... you think Gaben can count to 3? Pray and we can get 4

9 Obama and the Pope Have Plotted to Give the Falkland Islands Back to Argentina

Good, they deserve the islands.

10 Obama and Osama are the Same person

There was someone in my year 8 class who beileived this it is the moment where you think yeah I don't think I can be bothered arguing with such absurdity.

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11 If You Don't Tip Your Fedora, Your Swag Will Be Gone
12 The Illuminati Will Melt Your Brain If You Leave Your Head Unprotected

There actually was a stanford research study that showed tinfoil hats actually leave your head more exposed to rays (I.e. CIA mind-reading rays)...go figure

The Illuminati ended in 1778 get that into your brain if you have one.
If you think its still around you don't have a brain.

13 Coronavirus was made to implement the new world order and the vaccine will give you a tracking chip in your body and to promote a cashless society
14 Iphone 6 Spreads Ebola

According to a website - DailyBuzzLive, most cases of ebola track back to iPhone 6 units shipped from Sierra Leone. The website reached a height of stupidity when it also provided safety tips and instructions in their article for users to disinfect their iPhone 6's.

One of my friends had an iPhone 6 for a couple years and they don't have Ebola.

I don't have Ebola and I've had my iPhone 6 for almost a year...

Jees, the more you know, kids!

15 Yoga is a Form of Satanic Worship

The internet is filled with "horror stories" of people talking about how they "escaped the evil clutches of a yoga class" and "denounced yoga and embraced Jesus".

I really find yoga to be the opposite of "Satantic worship." I honestly don't even know how anyone can think up of something like that.

Hmmm Yoga is in Mind, Body and Sprit magazines. The body pages are also about diet, healthy food. Oh that magazine is so satanic isn't it? NO.

Ok demons are in my local gym and community centre. Everyone who says Yoga is satanic has never done Yoga.

16 Climate Change Doesn't Exist

Um, I think it is the other way around. Global Warming and Climate change are both theories. While there may be pollution in certain areas, there is a fine line between that and climate change. -EC

I'm the Trump and its fake news climate change doesn't exist! I want a Wall of America to make it Great Again.

17 Doritos Are In the Shape of a Triangle Because It's MLG and Illuminati is Featured In MLG Montages So Doritos=Illuminati Confirmed

First ever Superman comic book had triangles on it.

18 Flat Earth Society

Flat Earthers called Australia a hoax, it was originally criminals in Britain thrown of ships to drown in the ocean and the country is imaginary and that for 80 years 162,000 people have died trying to get there. The plane pilots go to islands close nearby or cleaned spaces of South America, and that Australians are all actors and computer generated personas; part of the plot to trick the world. - Flat Earth Society Flat Airheads.

They say the moon landing was a hoax, they say there is no such thing as gravity, they say the sun goes around the earth, many are Christian nutters who give it a bad name. Phone a country that is night time while it is day time where you are. Ok

So the earth is flat that is so cute. Noah his wife was Barbie right? and how many Teletubbies went on his bus? Noah's bus in the world flood. With God who was angry at his wife.

The Australia hoax damn it, what is Freddo the Frog then? Where did he come from?

19 US Government Created AIDS/HIV

A theory supported by Kanye West and the former South African president.

If Kanye West supports it, you know that this theory is full of BS.

20 Hitler and Morgan Freeman are the same person

Some say he's god with a heavenly voice. but I say different. Adolf Freeman has been hiding for years under this facade, and he uses a programmed voice box to disguise himself. How else could someone have such a heavenly voice? This man killed a lot of Jews

21 Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer

He wasn't even born when the Zodiac killings started!

22 Some People Are 10% More Banana Than Others

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

My brain just died

23 Coronavirus is a Hoax

It isn't so much of a hoax, per s'e, more along the lines of a virus that the left used to their advantage. Yes, people out there have died from this, but not as many as most people think. -EC

I literally just died

24 Our Brains Are Made of Water
25 The Earth is Flat
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