Most Hilariously Wrong Technology Predictions of All Time

 Some people have made bold predictions about the future of technology. Here are some of the failed predictions that are most shockingly bad and hilarious at the same time.

The Top Ten Most Hilariously Wrong Technology Predictions of All Time

1 "No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris." Orville Wright (1920)

Why did he specifically choose New York and Paris? It makes sense for him not to believe that a flying machine could cross the ocean, but why did he pick two specific cities as destinations? Also, the first flying machine to cross the ocean was a hot-air balloon.

I sincerely hope that the people nowadays aren't as stupid and don't think that what we have today is already the bottom of the line. Guys, there will be new things. Things that will outdo what we have now by far.

I added images to illustrate the predictions so come back to see the images (I hope they'll get approved soon).

This list is awesome

2 "The horse is here to stay but the automobile is only a novelty-a fad." Michigan Savings Bank (1903)

Cars are faster and the USA ended up investing in paved roads, so horses aren't seen often as basic transportation.

A few weeks ago I saw some people riding them in a Walmart parking lot.

C.T. Bridgman, President of Michigan Savings Bank, told this to Horace Rackham, who wanted to know whether to invest in Ford Motor Company.
But Rackham's intuition was obviously better and despite the bank's advice, he bought 50 shares of Ford stock and became one of the original stockholders, company lawyer, chairman, etc, etc.
Reality: in 2010 there were over one billion cars in the world. And only about 58 million horses.

3 "Fooling around with alternating current is just a waste of time. Nobody will use it, ever." Thomas Edison (1889)

Of course he said that. He had a motive against Nikola Tesla. Thankfully, his efforts didn't prevent AC power's existence.

Clearly this man underestimated the genius of Nikola Tesla. Now over 90% of the power used throughout the world uses AC electricity.

Mr Thomas Edison, AC/DC and their fans disagree! Alternating current (AC) is half of their name!
Also, home and office outlets are almost always AC.

4 "There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." Ken Olsen (1977)

That was until the Internet was made. Now nobody can live without it.

Just say that in today's world and count the mockings you get

Meme machine, meme machine.
I'm a meme machine.
Meme machine, meme machine.
Without memes I will die.

Give me the memes...
I need the memes...
I catch the memes, I spread the memes, I eat the memes...

5 "Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction." Pierre Pachet (1872)

Just think - it was this kind of attitude that held back our ability to understand our own bodies. We couldn't have gone thinking that diseases came from bad air forever. Well, we could have, but it would've ultimately hurt mankind.

6 "Everyone acquainted with the subject [light bulb] will recognize it as a conspicuous failure." Henry Morton, president of the Stevens Institute of Technology, on Edison's light bulb, 1880

Xmas decorations (lights in particular) would horrify Mr Henry Morton...

7 "Heavier than air flying machines are impossible." Lord Kelvin (1895)

And now they’re a primary source of transportation

Lord Kelvin was an eminent physicist famous for:
1. Devising the absolute temperature scale, now called the 'Kelvin scale'
2. Formulating the second law of thermodynamics
3. Working to install telegraph cables under the Atlantic.

8 "Cellular phones will absolutely not replace local wire systems." Marty Cooper (1981)

I actually hate Cellphones! But this prediction would be truth...

Most of the things these people said are absolutely stupid and illogical when you really think about the benefits of the subjects at hand.

And now in 2018 an estimated 4 billion people have cell phones

They had no proof it wouldn't.

9 “The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty of messenger boys.”  Sir William Preece, chief engineer, British Post Office (1876)

Britgirl, have you ever needed a telephone?

Gotta make those calls.

10 "Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value." Marechal Ferdinand Foch (1911)

Haha. Just try telling that to the Air Force

pfft

The Contenders

11 "The truth is no online database will replace your daily newspaper." Clifford Stoll, Newsweek, 1995

The article was entitled "Internet? Bah! "

12 "X-rays will prove to be a hoax." Lord Kelvin, President of the Royal Society, 1883

Haha, hoax! We can even see the gun in this image!

He has a weapon...

I can still imagine that there are some eegits alive today who deny or refuse to acknowledge the existence of X-Rays.

13 "This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication." William Orton (1876)

It's kind of stupid that he would think this considering that you can send messages and talk to people in mere minutes on a phone instead of relying on a postman to cross the country just to send a message to someone, and then cross back to give you the reply.

Reasonable for then to be honest

William Orton was the President of Western Union. He said this in an internal memo of Western Union.
Reality: phone books are actually very bulky...

14 "Everything that can be invented has been invented." Charles H. Duell (1899)

Charles H. Duell was a commissioner to the U.S. Office of Patents.
I think he deserved to be fired for saying this. How somebody who works for an Office of Patents can say it?

15 “The idea of a personal communicator in every pocket is a “pipe dream driven by greed.”   Andy Grove (1992)

Andy Grove was a CEO of Intel

16 "Rail travel at high speed is not possible because passengers, unable to breathe, would die of asphyxia." Dr. Dionysius Lardner, 1830
17 "Television won't be able to hold on to any market it captures after the first six months. People will soon get tired of staring at a plywood box every night." Darryl Zanuck (1946)

Darryl Zanuck was a Hollywood film producer (20th Century Fox)

He wasn't sooo wrong

18 "Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?" H.M. Warner (1927)

Who the hell wants to see constant dialogue cards?!

H.M. Warner, proud co-founder of Warner Brothers, said that in the era dominated by silent films.

''Pand...There's a D on the end.''

19 “The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to no one in particular?”  Associates of David Sarnoff (1921)

The wireless music box is the RADIO. David Sarnoff wanted to invest in the radio but his associates were reluctant. The quote above was the answer of his associates.

20 “A rocket will never be able to leave the Earth’s atmosphere.”   New York Times (1936)
21 "That virus [HIV] is a pussycat. It will not survive for a long time." Dr. Peter Duesberg, molecular-biology professor at U.C. Berkeley, 1988

If only this actually were true...

22 “Television won’t last. It’s a flash in the pan”. Mary Somerville (1948)

She was a pioneer of radio educational broadcasts

23 "While theoretically and technically television may be feasible, commercially and financially it is an impossibility.”   Lee DeForest (1926)

Lee DeForest, the “Father of Radio”, had over 180 patents and was a pioneer in the development of sound-on-film recording used for motion pictures.

24 "I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." Thomas Watson (1943)

Thomas Watson (IBM President).
There are approx. 2 billion computers in the world... and IBM helped develop them...

25 “We will never make a 32-bit operating system.”  Bill Gates (1989)

I'm glad you did, 'because my computational physics projects would be pretty arduous otherwise!

Bill Gates (co-founder and chairman of Microsoft)

And he did

26 "There is practically no chance communications space satellites will be used to provide better telephone, telegraph, television, or radio service inside the United States." T.A.M. Craven (1961)

This picture was taken somewhere in Morocco, obviously in a very poor neighborhood but look at the satellite T.V. dishes - they are everywhere!
Update: I have no idea why the image I added isn't on the list.

27 “I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked to the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won’t last out the year.” Editor, Prentice Hall Books (1957)

Manual data processing (ex., bookkeeping) have been performed manually for millennia.
A person whose job was to perform calculations manually or using a calculator was called a "computer."
Electronic (computerized) data processing: The Census Bureau first made limited use of electronic computers for the 1950 United States Census

28 “There’s no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share.”   Steve Ballmer (2007)

Back when Microsoft and Apple beefed with each other.

Steve Ballmer (Microsoft CEO).

29 “No one will need more than 637KB of memory for a personal computer. 640KB ought to be enough for anybody.”   Bill Gates (1981)

Look who said that! Bill Gates!

My 2 Terabyte hard drive begs to differ

30 “Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers of the future may have only 1,000 vacuum tubes and perhaps weigh one and a half tons.”   Popular Mechanics (1949)

Close enough

31 “Space travel is bunk.” Sir Harold Spencer Jones, Astronomer Royal of the UK, 1957

Only two weeks later Sputnik orbited the Earth!

32 "There's just not that many videos I want to watch." Steve Chen, YouTube co-founder, 2005
33 "The world potential market for copying machines is 5,000 at most." IBM (1959)

IBM told this to the eventual founders of Xerox.

34 “The subscription model of buying music is bankrupt. I think you could make available the Second Coming in a subscription model, and it might not be successful.”  Steve Jobs (2003)
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