Top 10 Hipster/Cult Media Products and Music Artists that are Elevated to the Most Ridiculous "God Status" by Their Fans
Radiohead are an English rock band from Abingdon, Oxfordshire, formed in 1985. The band consists of Thom Yorke (lead vocals, guitar, piano, keyboards), Jonny Greenwood (lead guitar, keyboards, other instruments), Colin Greenwoood (bass guitar), Phil Selway (drums), and Ed O'Brien (guitar). Please, can you stop talking about this sodding band?
It's just Muse and Coldplay but for a richer man...
Shut up (I may be pretentious, but compared to Yorke I'm rather modest)
Shut up (if I hear one more thing about OK Computer, I'm eating your liver)
If they're so great, why don't they have better albums?
The song this is spoofing was from their last good one since (The) Bends
Shut up (they may be weird, but hardly creative)
Shut up (even Nirvana, at its time, was more innovative)
Their lyrics condescend like no other
(I've) heard less girly singing from my MOTHER
YOU'RE A PRETENDER! YOU'RE A PRETENDER!
WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN TO HARD ROCK?!
YOUR TASTE IS GARBAGE! YOUR TASTE IS GARBAGE!
WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN TO HARD ROCK AND DEATH METAL?!
Lame and...boring...so damned lame...and...boring...
Uninspired...repetitious composition...(and) lyricism...
Mainstream...sellouts...think they're so avant-garde...
Why does Yorke think...he's so ...more
Someone seriously included it on their list of greatest masterpieces ever made.
I cannot name even a single aspect, besides dialogue writing and aesthetic charm, in which this is even remotely close to being the greatest role-playing game ever made. At least Chrono Trigger and Final Fantasy VI had the music, graphics, and (for the time) storytelling intricacy to back up such claims.
The Ren & Stimpy Show, often simply referred to as Ren & Stimpy, is an American animated television series created by John Kricfalusi for Nickelodeon. Basically everything I said about Invader Zim but dialed up to eleven; honestly, it's a straight-up terrible show that also massively kickstarted the 1990s decade's infamous "gross-out cartoon" trend that Rocko, early Spongebob and Courage were among remarkably few actually good things to come out of...
and on an additional related note, if you've never seen Mega Babies (most especially its Inner Ear Inferno episode) and/or Brothers Grunt, consider yourself lucky even if your life already IS a poverty-stricken living hell to begin with
Rick and Morty is an American adult animated science fiction sitcom created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon for Adult Swim. Pretentious (Adjective) Fracking (ADJ Verb) Windbag (noun) - "To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase 'Wubba Lubba Dub Dub', which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads ...more
Invader Zim is an American animated television series created by Jhonen Vasquez for Nickelodeon. The series centers on an extraterrestrial named Zim from the planet Irk, and his mission to conquer Earth and enslave the human race along with his malfunctioning robot servant GIR. Great show, but I'm sorry, it's just not quite on the Rocko/Avatar tier as far as Nickelodeon animated series are concerned (Classic Spongebob, for the record, is probably the closest Nickelodeon's come to matching those two since their respective cancellations)
And I'm just going to be perfectly honest here; the show tries WAY too hard to be edgy (which is also something that, for the record, Courage The Cowardly Dog did WAY better)
Eminem, born Marshall Bruce Mathers III, is an American rapper, actor and music producer born on October 17, 1972 in St. Joseph, Missouri. Eminem has sold over 300 million records making him the bestselling hip-hop artist of all time. In addition to his solo career, he is a member of D12 and (with Royce da 5'9") half of the hip-hop duo Bad Meets Evil.
Rolling Stone ranked him 83rd on its list of 100 Greatest Artists of All Time, calling him the King of Hip Hop. Including his work with D12 and Bad Meets Evil, Eminem has had ten number-one albums on the Billboard 200 and 5 number-one singles on the Billboard Hot 100, and 13 worldwide. No joke, I once heard an actual user on this site (not going to name any names here, but STILL) claiming that this guy straight-up INVENTED the art of rapping; I'm sorry, but if you seriously cannot even correctly guess which of the two main skin colors of people invented rap, you almost literally could not even possibly be making a more uneducated guess on the matter (in fact, I could even see Eminem's original black predecessors making an entire diss track about how ignorant of a statement that is)
THE LAST COPIES OF FEDERATION FORCE AND OTHER M ARE NOW BURIED SOMEWHERE SUSPICIOUSLY NONDESCRIPT IN NEVADA. THE METROID FANBASE IS STILL AT WAR...
(cue dramatic opening music)
I first battled the Metroid fantards on forum Nintendo. It was there that I foiled the plans of seemingly everyone in said forum to delete every single game in the series that didn't precisely emulate the exact gameplay formula of Super Metroid from existence...
I next fought the Metroid fantards on their homeworld, Planet Butthurtubbowt AM2R. I completely roasted them except for one particularly fat and autistic one with an emo flock-of-seagulls haircut and only three lip piercings (not to mention layers of eye shadow), who after recovering followed me on Instagram like a confused teenage valley girl...
I personally delivered him to the Cringe Anarchy sub on Reddit so that the cheap iDubbbz ripoffs largely populating said community could study his body-odor-producing qualities...
The ...more
Courage the Cowardly Dog is an American animated horror comedy television series created by John R. Dilworth for Cartoon Network as part of the network's Cartoon Cartoons block.
Neon Genesis Evangelion, commonly referred to as Evangelion or Eva, is a Japanese animated television series produced by Gainax and Tatsunoko Production, and directed by Hideaki Anno.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica is a 2011 Japanese anime television series produced by Shaft and Aniplex, directed by Akiyuki Shinbo, written by Gen Urobuchi, music by Yuki Kajiura, opening sang by ClariS, ending by Kalafina (sometimes by the seiyuus) and original characters by Ume Aoki.
Monster (Japanese: モンスター Hepburn: Monsutā, sometimes referred to as "Naoki Urasawa's Monster") is a Japanese manga series written and illustrated by Naoki Urasawa. Monster has been critically acclaimed, with the manga having won several awards and its anime adaptation being called one of ...read more.
Dinmukhamed Kanatuly Kudaibergenov, commonly known as Dimash Kudaibergen (born May 24th, 1994) is a Kazakh singer, songwriter and multi-instrumentalist. Dimash is best known as a contestant of Chinese talent show "Singer 2017" where he was declared a runner-up. He is also known for possessing a wide vocal range, measuring up to 5 octaves. Especially on the top tens.
If he gets to the top ten...
Rocko's Modern Life is an American animated television series created by Joe Murray for Nickelodeon. The series centers on the surreal life of an anthropomorphic Australian-immigrant wallaby named Rocko as well as his friends: the gluttonous steer Heffer, the neurotic turtle Filburt, and Rocko's faithful dog Spunky. Absolutely INCREDIBLE show from both top to bottom and mostly everything in between (probably at least Top 30 if not Top 20 or perhaps even Top 15 material for Greatest Western Animation Shows Of All Time from a purely objective standpoint). Overall, it is smarter and better-written than Ren & Stimpy and Beavis & Butthead by at least several light-years each, but it is most definitely not an "intangibly supernatural animated entity" (God, how I regret my high-school years, especially in the field of journalism).
In laymen's terms, the show is simply NOT pure 100% genius (save for a select few episodes like Wacky Delly, Teed Off, Who's For Dinner, Closet Clown, Heffer In A Handbasket, and Camera Shy) and really needs to stop being treated as such.
LazyTown is an English-language Icelandic children's educational musical action comedy program made by an international crew and performed by a cast from Iceland, the United States and the United Kingdom.
Tool is an American alternative metal/progressive metal band, that was formed in 1990.
The band is set together between Maynard James Keenan (Vocals), Danny Carey (Drums), Adam Jones (Guitar) and since 1995 Justin Chancellor (Bass).
The band is known for their influences from electronic sounds and their overly complex and strangely structured songs.
They released their debut album "Undertow" in 1993 and later put out other famous albums, like "Lateralus" and "10,000 Days".
The band has established a legacy as one of the most well-known and beloved progressive metal and alternative metal bands of all time. Get off maynard's dick guys
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic is an animated children's television series based on the fourth incarnation of Hasbro's My Little Pony franchise. The show follows a studious unicorn (later an alicorn) pony named Twilight Sparkle (Tara Strong) and her friends Applejack (Ashleigh Ball), Rarity (Tabitha ...read more.
