Top Ten Historical Pick-Up Lines

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Whether you're dating a princess from Medieval Europe, or an empress from Imperial China, you're going to need a good pick-up line.

The Top Ten

1 I'll be your Marc Anthony, you be my Cleopatra

Watch out for that asp, though. - ethanmeinster

2 The Greeks made such wonderful wonders of the world, but I never knew they could make something as grand as you!
3 Are you the New World? Because I want to explore you.

Just, don't spread smallpox, or any other diseases. - ethanmeinster

4 The men stopped starring at Lady Godiva and staring at you, my beautiful
5 Did you fly the first airplane? Because you're Wright to me.
6 All of the Renaissance painters refused paint you because you were too perfect

You can ask those medieval painters, but they're just weird. - ethanmeinster

7 I've picked up more chicks than Henry VIII, but you're the best of them

And cut off her head?

This is a bit bizarre, Ethan; we each just created a pick-up line list completely independently! - PetSounds

That's completely crazy. It could be coincidental, or maybe greater powers are at play. - ethanmeinster

Did you found a new church to marry your girl too? - ethanmeinster

8 When they put you in the Colosseum, all of the Romans gave you a thumbs up
9 Are you from China? Because you Empress Wooed me

No. Just, no. That is the WORST LINE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. Only when I use it may you raise questions. - PositronWildhawk

10 You're so hot that the whole city of London flamed up
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1. I'll be your Marc Anthony, you be my Cleopatra
2. The Greeks made such wonderful wonders of the world, but I never knew they could make something as grand as you!
3. Are you the New World? Because I want to explore you.
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