Top Ten Historical Pick-Up Linesethanmeinster Whether you're dating a princess from Medieval Europe, or an empress from Imperial China, you're going to need a good pick-up line.
The Top Ten
Watch out for that asp, though. - ethanmeinster
Just, don't spread smallpox, or any other diseases. - ethanmeinster
Did they mention it only flew for 12 seconds before it crashed?
You can ask those medieval painters, but they're just weird. - ethanmeinster
And cut off her head?
This is a bit bizarre, Ethan; we each just created a pick-up line list completely independently! - PetSounds
That's completely crazy. It could be coincidental, or maybe greater powers are at play. - ethanmeinster
Did you found a new church to marry your girl too? - ethanmeinster
No. Just, no. That is the WORST LINE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. Only when I use it may you raise questions. - PositronWildhawk
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2. The Greeks made such wonderful wonders of the world, but I never knew they could make something as grand as you!
3. Are you the New World? Because I want to explore you.