Top Ten Absurd Things to Get On Halloween Instead of Candy

If I got this I would call the cops outside the house where it came from and show the cops everything they need to know C:

Who would ever do that!?

And you go psycho

Billy from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy did get a rock for Halloween instead of candy in one episode, though.

Poor Charlie Brown

Their legal in my state:),maybe I can invite chaotix and positron wildhawk to the party,because they also live in my state

Let's have a Halloween party!

That is, unless it's a candy brand named Dynamite, though it would still be absurd to receive dynamite on Halloween.

There is a candy brand named Dynamite

There was a kid who showed up at my house who had a little golden toy gun in his trick-or-treating bucket. Wow, I don't know what kinds of stuff people give out on Halloween these days.

Oh boy! You better run better run, faster then my bullet

And shoot the guy

If they think this is a trick they are seriously retarded.

Damn! That's very harsh.

We got this list four days too early.

You're on the Halloween list

This would be a major disappointment.

There was this type of cherry flavored cough drops that I liked better than any candy.

They're the forbidden candy that I sometimes crave.

I got a toothbrush for Halloween a few times.

This is the only thing on this list that kids will actually want.

That would be good!

Whoever came up with this one is funny

I've gotten pretzels from trick-or-treating before.