Top Ten Ways to Get Lots of Candy on Halloween

Halloween... it's the most wonderful time of the year, oh wait, that's Christmas, never mind. But Halloween is coming up in a few days, and if you're going trick-or-treating, you want to get lots of candy. Take a look at this list for tips.
The Top Ten
1 Make your rounds, change your costume, and go again

I've done this even without changing my costume.

That would be pretty tiresome, though.

Cool idea...
What about the voice

2 Take all the candy in the "please take one" bowls

Whenever I see a bowl that says "please take 1", I always take at least a handful instead. Hell, on Halloween 2019, I took all the candy from 1 bowl and left nothing for anyone else.

Nah, I wouldn't do that. Whenever I went to go trick-or-treat, when I saw the bowl that says, "Please take one", I would always do so. Though to be honest, I think I was occasionally allowed to have one more piece of candy one time. I don't know, it's been a long time since I did this.

What if someone inside the House spies on you?

I would SO do this!

3 Pretend you're a doctor getting candy for the sick

As long as you don't tell the hospital you're bringing it.

You could get arrested for impersonating a doctor.

4 Knock on the door and pull out a gun

That is not nice, nor a good idea. you could get yourself into a lot of trouble not only with the police, but with the owners of the house that you did that and jail / juvinial prison (aka: juvi)!

You'll have to hope they have lollipops at the police station if you get caught with wielding a gun.

There could be police everywhere or an undercover cop. Who knows.

That sounds kind of violent. It might make things a little worse.

5 If you're too old, say "I'm trick-or-treating for my injured sibling"
6 Start early

The earlier you start, the more time you'll have to get all the candy.

7 Buy some at the discount store
8 Attack the "killer clowns"
9 Wear a good costume

Don't be like Billy from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy. He dressed up as a mummy using toilet paper to make his costume, and for that, he got a rock instead of candy at one house.

10 Take the entire bowl from the adult's hand and run

That would be very disrespectful to the adults and for every kids who want candy while trick or treating.

That would not be a good idea. The adults would get very upset.

Never failed me before

I do this all the time

The Contenders
11 Tell people you need candy to donate to a good cause
12 Dress up as a burglar for your Halloween costume
13 Trick or Treat in an upper class neighborhood
14 Bring two bags and said you are trick or treating for your sick sibling
15 Wear a costume that will give everyone a heart attack
16 Offer to give them crack
17 Go door to door until you have done all of the houses in your area
18 Trick or Treat at stores
19 Trade candy
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