Top Ten Ways to Get Lots of Candy on Halloween

Halloween... it's the most wonderful time of the year, oh wait, that's Christmas, never mind. But Halloween is coming up in a few days, and if you're going trick-or-treating, you want to get lots of candy. Take a look at this list for tips.
The Top Ten
1 Make your rounds, change your costume, and go again

I've done this even without changing my costume.

That would be pretty tiresome, though.

2 Take all the candy in the "please take one" bowls

Nah, I wouldn't do that. Whenever I went to go trick-or-treat, when I saw the bowl that says, "Please take one", I would always do so. Though to be honest, I think I was occasionally allowed to have one more piece of candy one time. I don't know, it's been a long time since I did this.

Whenever I see a bowl that says "please take 1", I always take at least a handful instead. Hell, on Halloween 2019, I took all the candy from 1 bowl and left nothing for anyone else.

What if someone inside the House spies on you?

I would SO do this!

3 Pretend you're a doctor getting candy for the sick

As long as you don't tell the hospital you're bringing it.

You could get arrested for impersonating a doctor.

4 Knock on the door and pull out a gun

You'll have to hope they have lollipops at the police station if you get caught with wielding a gun.

There could be police everywhere or an undercover cop. Who knows.

That sounds kind of violent. It might make things a little worse.

That is not nice, nor a good idea. you could get yourself into a lot of trouble not only with the police, but with the owners of the house that you did that and jail / juvinial prison (aka: juvi)!

5 If you're too old, say "I'm trick-or-treating for my injured sibling"
6 Start early

The earlier you start, the more time you'll have to get all the candy.

7 Buy some at the discount store
8 Attack the "killer clowns"
9 Wear a good costume

Don't be like Billy from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy. He dressed up as a mummy using toilet paper to make his costume, and for that, he got a rock instead of candy at one house.

10 Take the entire bowl from the adult's hand and run

That would be very disrespectful to the adults and for every kids who want candy while trick or treating.

That would not be a good idea. The adults would get very upset.

The Contenders
11 Trick or Treat in an upper class neighborhood
12 Tell people you need candy to donate to a good cause
13 Dress up as a burglar for your Halloween costume
14 Trick or Treat at stores
15 Trade candy
16 Bring two bags and said you are trick or treating for your sick sibling
17 Wear a costume that will give everyone a heart attack
18 Offer to give them crack
19 Go door to door until you have done all of the houses in your area
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