Top Ten Homestuck Trolls
The Top Ten
He (for me at least) is easily best boy. The Zahhaks are so underrated and it hurts my soul.
Equius, despite his quirky behavior, is a likable and great character. He is a genuinely nice guy to those around him. Think about it, he made the mechanical arm for, arguably, the most evil character in Homestuck (besides Lord English maybe? ). He cares deeply for Nepeta and despite his "disdain" of lowbloods, cares for them and makes an effort to be a genuinely nice troll. He is just the greatest (and the only beta that maybe didn't try to commit some form of homicide? That's kinda nice maybe? )
He is by far the mos underrated I genuinely love him
He's my favorite troll!
Very fun character with another sad rumour.
She developed a connection with Equius.
":33< that's just purrfect! "
Rumour says that when Gamzee killed her before dying she drew a picture of a hand with her own blood.
That ment she wanted to hold Equius's hand while she died..
You can't top a character that is also a cat
The most amazing character
She is super cute!
He should be 1#. I'm not voting for him just because I was born on June 26 but he is the funniest and he is just so cool.
I just feel so giddy when it shows him anywhere in Homestuck. How could you not love him?
The most emotional, and it's never played like he's weak.
He is really funny and he is a relatable character
This guy is fancy and funny.
But he has a sad rumour which made me like him.
The only reason Eridan hates land dwellers is because of the fact that people littered in the ocean.
Their families died from that litter..
He's so sad and insecure and she's handsome! I love Eridan
I feel so sorry for him and he's so cute!
BEST TROLL EVER!
Rosemary is canon.
argument = invalid --> anyone who hates this character
Kanaya is a classy lesbian vampire with a CHAINSAW and she the fashion queen!
She's amazing! And Dangerous!
She is blind, but at the same time she is badass.
As much as I love all the trolls so much, Terezi is just so awesome.
I am way too obsessed with dragons please help me
Why is SHE down so low?
NO I DO NOT SHIP KARKAT X TEREZI NO.
But she likes dragons so she's on this list.
Vriska is the best and hottest troll. She has a great personality, is super nice, and has this pirate subtheme that is just, so great and I just... sniff...I just love her, okay? I want to go on long walks on the beach with her, have her caress my face as she makes fun of my noodley arms, I want to rapidly approach asphyxiation as she shoves my face in the sand jokingly.
I hate spiders.
BUT. I like Vriska.
This independent mysterious lady who is scared of ghosts is damn funny sometimes.
If she's afraid of ghosts then what if she watched that Large Marge moment from Pe We's big adventure.
Best troll EVER!
JAPANESE, that's IT
She came back to help all the living trolls get to Dave.
She is so awesome why isn't she the top 3?
A energetic girl,
A spooky ghost,
A cold robot,
A happy god tier,
This,my friend,is the troll who's awesome in any form---Aradia Megido!
Oh yeah you go Taurus!
Anyway, he has a relationship with Gamzee so he's square on my clock.
Why is this little cinnamon roll so far down on the list? HOW CAN YOU DENY THIS SWEET LITTLE BABY?!
Tavros is amazing. Whoever disagrees sits on a throne of lies
Whoever dislikes him really doesn't understand him!
Even though he's a stoner clown he's still my favorite. I think he is pretty cool even though he is a serial killer.
He gives me mixed emotions on being a Capricorn.
Ah, the main plot line in Act 3 and 4.
This guy is my favourite serial killer.
He's chill and doesn't care what you say.
And he's such a badass killer, his life stinked before SBurb. But he got what he wanted, control.
I don't like characters that kill for fun, I don't see how a troll that takes the lives of trolls lower than him, and even higher, could be likeable in the slightest. I'm glad he got cut in half by Kanaya.
He's adorable, nerdy, and he sacrificed his life (er, half-life? ) for the sake of his teammates. Seriously, how could you NOT love him?
Such a lovable yet cool nerd.
Nerdy best boi
Because he is sthhipid
He is adorbs and sooo cute
YEAH, I USED TO BE A POWERFUL HEIR OF DOOM TO FULL DOOM, BUT THE WHOLE WORLD THOUGHT I WAS A TEENSY FGWBRWTREHGFDFSDERERGV! KNEW THE WHOLE DAMN PLACE WAS MEANT TO DIE, BUT NO ONE EVER LISTEN, NEVER ASKED ME WHY! NOW EVERYONE'S DEAD JUST LIKE I SAID. NO ONE EVER LISTENS TO THE CRAZY GUY! WEGRFGRDHJTRERFDBHTTRDGGHNFGBFG-BEEP-
"W)(o doesn't like )(er?! "
Same story as Eridan. enough said.
She was my favorite for a while, she’s still pretty great!
I don't get why everyone hates on Cro... He just lonely and wants to be loved.
How can you hate this boi?!
I don't get why he's always so low on the lists. Sure, he's a dick but he's a great character. Team Cronus.
I don't get why he gets so little love, rufioh if you are reading it I bet you are a cool guy but I don't even know who you are you just seem cool
he is a pirate troll I think very cool
he is my boyfriend; and I love him
he is hot and cool
How is my child this far down on the list?!? Team Kurloz for life!
Many consider her to be a feminist but I do not. Just because you have a mother-like personality and wants equal rights does it not exactly make you a feminist. Thinking like such have been going on way before feminism, like anarchistic communism.
A very sexy Virgo.
BEST. DANCESTOR. EVER. My favorite troll, and great design as well
How is Andrew Hussie so far down on this list? He is the best!
Thought not a legit troll. He should totally be at least top 3!
How can you hate him
She is so adorable and just like nepeta
JUST LIKE NEPETA SOOO CUTE
I just really like him