Top Ten Homestuck Trolls

The Top Ten

Equius Zahhak

He (for me at least) is easily best boy. The Zahhaks are so underrated and it hurts my soul.

Equius, despite his quirky behavior, is a likable and great character. He is a genuinely nice guy to those around him. Think about it, he made the mechanical arm for, arguably, the most evil character in Homestuck (besides Lord English maybe? ). He cares deeply for Nepeta and despite his "disdain" of lowbloods, cares for them and makes an effort to be a genuinely nice troll. He is just the greatest (and the only beta that maybe didn't try to commit some form of homicide? That's kinda nice maybe? )

He is by far the mos underrated I genuinely love him

He's my favorite troll!

Nepeta Leijon

Very fun character with another sad rumour.

She developed a connection with Equius.

":33< that's just purrfect! "

Rumour says that when Gamzee killed her before dying she drew a picture of a hand with her own blood.

That ment she wanted to hold Equius's hand while she died..

You can't top a character that is also a cat

The most amazing character

She is super cute!

Karkat Vantas

He should be 1#. I'm not voting for him just because I was born on June 26 but he is the funniest and he is just so cool.

I just feel so giddy when it shows him anywhere in Homestuck. How could you not love him?

The most emotional, and it's never played like he's weak.

He is really funny and he is a relatable character

Eridan Ampora

This guy is fancy and funny.

But he has a sad rumour which made me like him.

The only reason Eridan hates land dwellers is because of the fact that people littered in the ocean.

Their families died from that litter..

He's so sad and insecure and she's handsome! I love Eridan

I feel so sorry for him and he's so cute!

BEST TROLL EVER!

Kanaya Maryam

Rosemary is canon.

argument = invalid --> anyone who hates this character

Kanaya is a classy lesbian vampire with a CHAINSAW and she the fashion queen!

She's amazing! And Dangerous!

Vampire babe

Terezi Pyrope

She is blind, but at the same time she is badass.

As much as I love all the trolls so much, Terezi is just so awesome.

I am way too obsessed with dragons please help me

Why is SHE down so low?

NO I DO NOT SHIP KARKAT X TEREZI NO.

But she likes dragons so she's on this list.

Vriska Serket

Vriska is the best and hottest troll. She has a great personality, is super nice, and has this pirate subtheme that is just, so great and I just... sniff...I just love her, okay? I want to go on long walks on the beach with her, have her caress my face as she makes fun of my noodley arms, I want to rapidly approach asphyxiation as she shoves my face in the sand jokingly.

I hate spiders.

BUT. I like Vriska.

This independent mysterious lady who is scared of ghosts is damn funny sometimes.

If she's afraid of ghosts then what if she watched that Large Marge moment from Pe We's big adventure.

Best troll EVER!

Damara Megido

JAPANESE, that's IT

Aradia Megido

She came back to help all the living trolls get to Dave.

She is so awesome why isn't she the top 3?

A energetic girl,
A spooky ghost,
A cold robot,
A happy god tier,
This,my friend,is the troll who's awesome in any form---Aradia Megido!

Tavros Nitram

Oh yeah you go Taurus!

Anyway, he has a relationship with Gamzee so he's square on my clock.

Why is this little cinnamon roll so far down on the list? HOW CAN YOU DENY THIS SWEET LITTLE BABY?!

Tavros is amazing. Whoever disagrees sits on a throne of lies

Whoever dislikes him really doesn't understand him!

The Contenders

Gamzee Makara

Even though he's a stoner clown he's still my favorite. I think he is pretty cool even though he is a serial killer.

He gives me mixed emotions on being a Capricorn.

Ah, the main plot line in Act 3 and 4.

This guy is my favourite serial killer.

He's chill and doesn't care what you say.

And he's such a badass killer, his life stinked before SBurb. But he got what he wanted, control.

I don't like characters that kill for fun, I don't see how a troll that takes the lives of trolls lower than him, and even higher, could be likeable in the slightest. I'm glad he got cut in half by Kanaya.

Sollux Captor

He's adorable, nerdy, and he sacrificed his life (er, half-life? ) for the sake of his teammates. Seriously, how could you NOT love him?

Such a lovable yet cool nerd.

Nerdy best boi

Because he is sthhipid

Mituna Captor

Daddy

He is adorbs and sooo cute

YEAH, I USED TO BE A POWERFUL HEIR OF DOOM TO FULL DOOM, BUT THE WHOLE WORLD THOUGHT I WAS A TEENSY FGWBRWTREHGFDFSDERERGV! KNEW THE WHOLE DAMN PLACE WAS MEANT TO DIE, BUT NO ONE EVER LISTEN, NEVER ASKED ME WHY! NOW EVERYONE'S DEAD JUST LIKE I SAID. NO ONE EVER LISTENS TO THE CRAZY GUY! WEGRFGRDHJTRERFDBHTTRDGGHNFGBFG-BEEP-

Feferi Peixes

best

"W)(o doesn't like )(er?! "

Same story as Eridan. enough said.

She was my favorite for a while, she’s still pretty great!

Sober Gamzee

Gay murderer

Cronus Ampora

I don't get why everyone hates on Cro... He just lonely and wants to be loved.

How can you hate this boi?!

I don't get why he's always so low on the lists. Sure, he's a dick but he's a great character. Team Cronus.

cornus

Rufioh Nitram

I don't get why he gets so little love, rufioh if you are reading it I bet you are a cool guy but I don't even know who you are you just seem cool

he is a pirate troll I think very cool

he is my boyfriend; and I love him

he is hot and cool

Kurloz Makara

How is my child this far down on the list?!? Team Kurloz for life!

Team kurloz

Porrim Maryam

Many consider her to be a feminist but I do not. Just because you have a mother-like personality and wants equal rights does it not exactly make you a feminist. Thinking like such have been going on way before feminism, like anarchistic communism.

A very sexy Virgo.

Great character

BEST. DANCESTOR. EVER. My favorite troll, and great design as well

Andrew Hussie

How is Andrew Hussie so far down on this list? He is the best!

Thought not a legit troll. He should totally be at least top 3!

Kankri Vantas

How can you hate him

Latula Pyrope
Meulin Leijion

She is so adorable and just like nepeta

JUST LIKE NEPETA SOOO CUTE

Aranea Serket
Horuss Zahhak

I just really like him

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