Top Ten Homestuck Trolls

The Top Ten

1 Equius Zahhak

Equius, despite his quirky behavior, is a likable and great character. He is a genuinely nice guy to those around him. Think about it, he made the mechanical arm for, arguably, the most evil character in Homestuck (besides Lord English maybe? ). He cares deeply for Nepeta and despite his "disdain" of lowbloods, cares for them and makes an effort to be a genuinely nice troll. He is just the greatest (and the only beta that maybe didn't try to commit some form of homicide? That's kinda nice maybe? )

He is by far the mos underrated I genuinely love him

He's my favorite troll! - SamuiNeko

I WANT HIS TOWEL SWEAT 1000000/10

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2 Nepeta Leijon

Very fun character with another sad rumour.

She developed a connection with Equius.

":33< that's just purrfect! "

Rumour says that when Gamzee killed her before dying she drew a picture of a hand with her own blood.

That ment she wanted to hold Equius's hand while she died..

The most amazing character

She is super cute!

good

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3 Karkat Vantas

He should be 1#. I'm not voting for him just because I was born on June 26 but he is the funniest and he is just so cool.

He is really funny and he is a relatable character

How is Karkat not #1?

He sooo cute when he's angry

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4 Eridan Ampora

This guy is fancy and funny.

But he has a sad rumour which made me like him.

The only reason Eridan hates land dwellers is because of the fact that people littered in the ocean.

Their families died from that litter..

He's so sad and insecure and she's handsome! I love Eridan

I feel so sorry for him and he's so cute!

Eridan is just a misunderstood lil bean
He just wants somebody to lovve!

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5 Kanaya Maryam

Kanaya is a classy lesbian vampire with a CHAINSAW and she the fashion queen!

She's amazing! And Dangerous!

Rose-kanaya ship is the best. So. I would like to explain more in detail,but pas l'temps d'niaiser.

She's like everyone's mother,and she revenges for Equius,Nepeta,TavrosAradia,Feferi,Sollux.

6 Vriska Serket

Vriska is the best and hottest troll. She has a great personality, is super nice, and has this pirate subtheme that is just, so great and I just... sniff...I just love her, okay? I want to go on long walks on the beach with her, have her caress my face as she makes fun of my noodley arms, I want to rapidly approach asphyxiation as she shoves my face in the sand jokingly.

I hate spiders.

BUT. I like Vriska.

This independent mysterious lady who is scared of ghosts is damn funny sometimes.

If she's afraid of ghosts then what if she watched that Large Marge moment from Pe We's big adventure.

Why w0uldn'4 any0n3 1ike her? Sh3's aw3som3!

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7 Terezi Pyrope

As much as I love all the trolls so much, Terezi is just so awesome.

I am way too obsessed with dragons please help me

She is blind, but at the same time she is badass.

She's awesome! A unpredictable young lady seeking for justice.>:] - SamuiNeko

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8 Damara Megido
9 Aradia Megido

She came back to help all the living trolls get to Dave.

She is so awesome why isn't she the top 3?

A energetic girl,
A spooky ghost,
A cold robot,
A happy god tier,
This,my friend,is the troll who's awesome in any form---Aradia Megido! - SamuiNeko

10 Tavros Nitram

Oh yeah you go Taurus!

Anyway, he has a relationship with Gamzee so he's square on my clock.

Why is this little cinnamon roll so far down on the list? HOW CAN YOU DENY THIS SWEET LITTLE BABY?!

Tavros is amazing. Whoever disagrees sits on a throne of lies

Okay but like ah he's so cuteee

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The Contenders

11 Gamzee Makara

He gives me mixed emotions on being a Capricorn.

Ah, the main plot line in Act 3 and 4.

This guy is my favourite serial killer.

He's chill and doesn't care what you say.

And he's such a badass killer, his life stinked before SBurb. But he got what he wanted, control.

I don't like characters that kill for fun, I don't see how a troll that takes the lives of trolls lower than him, and even higher, could be likeable in the slightest. I'm glad he got cut in half by Kanaya.

Love Gamzee :3

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12 Sollux Captor

He's adorable, nerdy, and he sacrificed his life (er, half-life? ) for the sake of his teammates. Seriously, how could you NOT love him?

Such a lovable yet cool nerd.

Because he is sthhipid

So hot...

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13 Mituna Captor

Daddy

He is adorbs and sooo cute

YEAH, I USED TO BE A POWERFUL HEIR OF DOOM TO FULL DOOM, BUT THE WHOLE WORLD THOUGHT I WAS A TEENSY FGWBRWTREHGFDFSDERERGV! KNEW THE WHOLE DAMN PLACE WAS MEANT TO DIE, BUT NO ONE EVER LISTEN, NEVER ASKED ME WHY! NOW EVERYONE'S DEAD JUST LIKE I SAID. NO ONE EVER LISTENS TO THE CRAZY GUY! WEGRFGRDHJTRERFDBHTTRDGGHNFGBFG-BEEP- - gakupo4eva

14 Feferi Peixes

best

"W)(o doesn't like )(er?! "

Same story as Eridan. enough said.

15 Sober Gamzee
16 Andrew Hussie

How is Andrew Hussie so far down on this list? He is the best!

Thought not a legit troll. He should totally be at least top 3!

17 Rufioh Nitram
18 Latula Pyrope
19 Cronus Ampora

I don't get why everyone hates on Cro... He just lonely and wants to be loved.

I don't get why he's always so low on the lists. Sure, he's a dick but he's a great character. Team Cronus.

cornus

20 Porrim Maryam

Many consider her to be a feminist but I do not. Just because you have a mother-like personality and wants equal rights does it not exactly make you a feminist. Thinking like such have been going on way before feminism, like anarchistic communism.

A very sexy Virgo.

BEST. DANCESTOR. EVER. My favorite troll, and great design as well

Sexiest troll of homestuck(not trying to be a pervert...) - SamuiNeko

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21 Kankri Vantas
22 Kurloz Makara

How is my child this far down on the list?!? Team Kurloz for life!

23 Meulin Leijion

JUST LIKE NEPETA SOOO CUTE

24 Aranea Serket
25 Meenah Peixies
26 Horuss Zahhak
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