Top Ten Homestuck Trolls
The Top Ten
He (for me at least) is easily best boy. The Zahhaks are so underrated and it hurts my soul.
I just LOVE him
Equius, despite his quirky behavior, is a likable and great character. He is a genuinely nice guy to those around him. Think about it, he made the mechanical arm for, arguably, the most evil character in Homestuck (besides Lord English maybe? ). He cares deeply for Nepeta and despite his "disdain" of lowbloods, cares for them and makes an effort to be a genuinely nice troll. He is just the greatest (and the only beta that maybe didn't try to commit some form of homicide? That's kinda nice maybe? )
She's stronger than you think! I honestly hate how she's portrayed in the fandom, as a weak 5 year old weaboo whose heart only belongs to karkat, or being sexualised all the time. I LOVE HER SO MUCCCHHH
You can't top a character that is also a cat
Hands-down THE CUTEST character in the comic. Lived for 2 days after being
subjugglated by Gamzee through SHEER WILLPOWER. Friendly, kind, and relatable. What's not to love about Nepeta?
She is the most lovable, and she doesn't have anything messed up going on in her life. MY SHIIIPS
Is this even an argument
I just feel so giddy when it shows him anywhere in Homestuck. How could you not love him?
The most emotional, and it's never played like he's weak.
He is really funny and he is a relatable character
This guy is fancy and funny.
But he has a sad rumour which made me like him.
The only reason Eridan hates land dwellers is because of the fact that people littered in the ocean.
Their families died from that litter..
He's so sad and insecure and she's handsome! I love Eridan
I feel so sorry for him and he's so cute!
Rosemary is canon.
argument = invalid --> anyone who hates this character
Guys she's great but she's not just a lesbian and she's not a Mary Sue. stop.
Kanaya is a classy lesbian vampire with a CHAINSAW and she the fashion queen!
She's amazing! And Dangerous!
Vriska is the best and hottest troll. She has a great personality, is super nice, and has this pirate subtheme that is just, so great and I just... sniff...I just love her, okay? I want to go on long walks on the beach with her, have her caress my face as she makes fun of my noodley arms, I want to rapidly approach asphyxiation as she shoves my face in the sand jokingly.
I hate spiders.
BUT. I like Vriska.
This independent mysterious lady who is scared of ghosts is damn funny sometimes.
If she's afraid of ghosts then what if she watched that Large Marge moment from Pe We's big adventure.
Best troll EVER!
A GOOD GIRL
She is blind, but at the same time she is badass.
As much as I love all the trolls so much, Terezi is just so awesome.
I am way too obsessed with dragons please help me
JAPANESE, that's IT
She came back to help all the living trolls get to Dave.
She is so awesome why isn't she the top 3?
A energetic girl,
A spooky ghost,
A cold robot,
A happy god tier,
This,my friend,is the troll who's awesome in any form---Aradia Megido! - SamuiNeko
Whoever dislikes him really doesn't understand him!
Oh yeah you go Taurus!
Anyway, he has a relationship with Gamzee so he's square on my clock.
Why is this little cinnamon roll so far down on the list? HOW CAN YOU DENY THIS SWEET LITTLE BABY?!
Tavros is amazing. Whoever disagrees sits on a throne of lies
Even though he's a stoner clown he's still my favorite. I think he is pretty cool even though he is a serial killer.
He is the best—
Actually I take it back, Terezi didn't deserve her abuse >.<
I love gamzee! he's one of my favorites and even if he was a badass serial killer I still like him as a character. I love Terezi as well, but she had it coming when she was in a kismesissitude with a purple blood. I can't be the only one who thinks this as well. Even if he did bad things, people have no right to say 'he deserved it' fictional or not. That's just wrong. his life sucked and he deserves better quadrants and better friends, and a better life.
He's adorable, nerdy, and he sacrificed his life (er, half-life? ) for the sake of his teammates. Seriously, how could you NOT love him?
Such a lovable yet cool nerd.
Because he is sthhipid
He is adorbs and sooo cute
YEAH, I USED TO BE A POWERFUL HEIR OF DOOM TO FULL DOOM, BUT THE WHOLE WORLD THOUGHT I WAS A TEENSY FGWBRWTREHGFDFSDERERGV! KNEW THE WHOLE DAMN PLACE WAS MEANT TO DIE, BUT NO ONE EVER LISTEN, NEVER ASKED ME WHY! NOW EVERYONE'S DEAD JUST LIKE I SAID. NO ONE EVER LISTENS TO THE CRAZY GUY! WEGRFGRDHJTRERFDBHTTRDGGHNFGBFG-BEEP- - gakupo4eva
"W)(o doesn't like )(er?! "
Same story as Eridan. enough said.
How is Andrew Hussie so far down on this list? He is the best!
Thought not a legit troll. He should totally be at least top 3!
She is so adorable and just like nepeta
JUST LIKE NEPETA SOOO CUTE
I just really like him
I don't get why everyone hates on Cro... He just lonely and wants to be loved.
I don't get why he's always so low on the lists. Sure, he's a dick but he's a great character. Team Cronus.
Many consider her to be a feminist but I do not. Just because you have a mother-like personality and wants equal rights does it not exactly make you a feminist. Thinking like such have been going on way before feminism, like anarchistic communism.
A very sexy Virgo.
BEST. DANCESTOR. EVER. My favorite troll, and great design as well
Sexiest troll of homestuck(not trying to be a pervert...) - SamuiNeko
How is my child this far down on the list?!? Team Kurloz for life!
I just love her vibe, her sass, her clothes, her hair, her glasses, her everything! I'm also like pisces so I'm kind of biased but she really is my favorite homestuck character! (besides the Mayor)
I. Like new characters