Top Ten Best Excuses for Not Doing Homework

Ever wandered into school, then went into a panic attack when you realised that you'd forgotten your homework? Well, here's a list of explanations to give to your teacher, so stay calm.
The Top Ten
1 My dog ate it

My two dogs passed away when I was a child still grieving about it today!

I will always tell teacher that and soon they found out it was a lie

Teachers didn't even believe this when my parents were at school.

These are great but I tell the truth.

2 It offended me

It was sexist, rasist, evil, and just plain wrong.

3 I left it at home

I'm pretty sure we have all said this before.

Good one but don't use it too many times

Everyone has used before right?

I used this sometimes.

4 You asked me to do it, you didn't tell me to do it, so I thought it was optional

I like this one it is good and I think this might work sometimes...

Good one

*stolen*

5 I ran out of toilet paper

Best thing ever I'm going to tell my teacher when I forget it

Haha laugh out loud

my teacher would kill me

6 I had an accident, so I was rushed to the hospital

I've used this quiet a times

7 I didn't have time

Sorry I was too busy getting lost in my closet and searching for Narnia.

Pretty good excuse.

Not an excuse

8 Some bullies stole it

That's a reasonable one.

That's a good one to use

9 I put it in a shredder

That one's not so good. Your teacher's just going to say that you need to be more responsible.

I wanted to shred paper, but it turned out it was actually my homework.

The teacher will shred you

10 I spent the afternoon playing with my cat
The Contenders
11 My house burnt down, along with the homework
12 I saved it on Google Drive and the school computer blocked it

This would be a good one to use as long as the teacher doesn't make your prove it. It also shows how many stupid things the school computer blocks (I'm looking at you, iBoss). This has even happened to me when I was trying to do homework on Google Drive and it was blocked because of "prohibited email-based content." I ended up having to do my homework on my desktop computer at home.

Yanduku drive lo save chasucunavura

13 It was so cold at my house that the ink in all the pens became a bose-einstein condensate, making it impossible to write with them
14 We had a family meeting
15 I left it at school

I mean u really left it at school s I don't know what do

I forgot my homework in school

16 The dog had puppies on it
17 I did it on the computer and the printer broke

You could save it on a USB drive and go to a relative's house or the library and print it out there

Not a good one. What if the teacher says you could have printed it at school?

18 Didn't you feel the earthquake?
19 My computer got a virus
20 I threw it in the recycling bin

Bura unda yedava

21 You assigned homework?

I did this before! But I really thought this because I didn't get homework. And I was at school!

Haha! I said this...she said " you didn't know? "...and that's it!

This one is a 50/50 chance of passing.

Ha laugh out loud

22 I thought it was an important document of yours that I had by pure accident, so I mailed it back to you
23 I played video games all day
24 I became a ninja
25 It's my birthday

This one actually works, but only if it's true. I knew this girl, and she completely forgot her homework, but it was her birthday, so the teachers just let the whole thing slide.

Doesn't work. I still get homework on my birthdays. WORST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER!

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