Best Horrible Histories Songs

The Top Ten
1 English Monarchs Song

William William Henry Steven Henry Richard John! Oi, Henry Ed Ed Ed Rich two then three more Henry's Join our song, Edward Edward Rich the third, Henry Henry Ed again, Mary 1 good queen Bess, Jimmy Charles and Charles and them, Jim Will Mary Anne Gloria, George George George George Will Victoria, Edward, George, Edward, George Six, and Queen Liz two completes the mix! Love the song.

The best one! I know the whole chorus: William, William, Henry, Stephen...

The song listing all of England's monarchs.

2 Blackbeard's Song

A song telling the story of Blackbeard's life. - Money1208

3 Henry 8th Song

Divorced, beheaded, and died. Divorced, beheaded, survived. I'm Henry Vlll, I had six sorry wives, some might say I ruined their lives. Lol. So funny. I love it. My favourite bit was at the end, when he was like, "Lucky Catherine the last stayed alive. I mean, how unfair." So one of my favs.

Henry's wives and what horrible end they came to.

I love it

Three words: Love. This. Song

4 Charles 2nd Song

So catchy! Love It!

5 Richard 3rd Song

Aw. Poor King Richard the third. I will never ever believe Shakespeare again.


6 Victorian Workhouse Song

Victorian tomes child labor. - Money1208

7 The Monk's Song

Hunky, chunky, funky monkey, get down! I love this song, It's so fun to sing.

Monks sing breaking their oath of silence.

8 Pioneers of Transportation Song

The evolution of transportation. - Money1208

9 The 4 Georges - Born 2 Rule

Lol. This is so funny. One of my favs.

(Gorged on fruit, then I died on the loo. People hated us, and we hated them too!)

This was the first one I ever heard in the series, and it is still my favourite!

No contest, this was gold

Argh! So catchy! Love It!

10 Dick Turpin Song

It was supposed to show you he was no romantic hero and you shouldn't like him, but it just made everyone get a crush on him instead

Nothing dandy about me! (BEST SONG EVER! )


“hate to be pedantic, but it ain’t”

Oh my gosh. SO AWESOME! I love this song!

The Contenders
11 Mary 1st Song

There's no doubt about it, this is my favorite HH song ever. Love the moves, the lyrics, and the tune. This song so deserves to be higher! Vote it please.

Mary tells the truth about herself.

12 Boudicca Song

Boudicca! Her history is cool to learn. Love this song.

I like this song. Very catchy.

This song is badass

13 Greek Thinkers Song

The likes of Play to sing. - Money1208

14 George IV Solo Career

Lol. This is hilarious. I like loopy George lll so much! (I'm writing in Roman numerals here, so don't be confused) This is such an awesome song!

15 Pachacuti Song

I love this song a lot! Pachacuti is so funny and cheerful. It deserves higher. So awesome.

16 Historical Love Rats Song

Based on my favourite song (the Lovecats by the Cure) What can go wrong! Love this song! :D - KingFab

17 Literally: The Viking Song

Yes. I love this song, except for the bit when they said, "you offered friendship but we wanted more". It's just mean. Like, people said peace, but vikings were just like, nope. We declare war. But other than that, this song is so awesome.

18 Cleopatra Song

I love this song so much! She's funny. The way she killed off all those people, and them say they died under mysterious circumstances. Lol.

Ra ra Cleopatra! I especially love Mark Antony and Julius Ceaser's dancing! (Ha ha! )

19 Spartan High School Song

I love it. A great song for sure.

Very catchy. So underrated.

Bets one ever

20 Evil Emperors Song

I love this song. So awesome.

This song is my jam!

21 The Raf Song
22 I'm a Knight!
23 Aztec Preists Song

"We're Aztec Priests so mind your head, our prisoners always one of dead, our favourite colour is blood-red, we're not nice". Lol. I love this song.

10 I flipping love it

24 Celtic Boast Battle
25 Flame Olympic Song
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