Top Ten Most Horrible Vocaloid Pairings

Which one is the most stupidest and horrible VOCALOID pairing? Write your thoughts!

The Top Ten

1 KAITO X Hatsune Miku

I don't see why people ship this...? I've heard plenty fans of this ship say that KAITO doesn't have an official age, but it was HEAVILY intended for KAITO to be an older male vocal. Teenagers don't have natural voices similar to KAITO's, especially not Japanese ones. The color scheme thing is ridiculous, and they look better as siblings than lovers. I'm not saying they are, but that's better than them being lovers. Besides, KAITO is the official counterpart to MEIKO, so yeah, KAITO was made for MEIKO. They harmonize well. And for all you people who say Miku and KAITO harmonize well, they don't. Their range is impressive, but that's about it. Range doesn't really help you much if can't harmonize well.

This ship is so stupid. People ship KAITO and Miku because they're blue looking.
Also, it's pedophila and their voices do not mix. And not just the ship, BUT THE FANS. So annoying! They hate on MEIKO because she gets in the way on the ship, when really, MEIKO WAS MADE FOR KAITO. Miku can take Len.

It's not really the most horrible Vocaloid pairing but it is one of the most OVERRATED Vocaloid pairings! I just don't see what's so special about this pairing! I mean, just because they're both blue-ish, doesn't mean that they automatically should be together! And Kaito just seems too old for her! He doesn't have an official age but he seems too old for her as well when it comes to his voice. In some songs, they do sound nice together but his voice compliments Meiko's more! Also, Kaito's more better to be with Meiko, who is Kaito's official counterpart.

I don't know who started this but you really pissed us off. If you have any problem with KAITO x MIKU just move this ship out of this list and I think everything will be alright.

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2 Len Kagamine X Rin Kagamine

"The development of the duo of KAGAMINE RIN and KAGAMINE LEN is based on the concept of creating a twin pair of female and male voice banks recorded from the same Japanese female voice actress, Asami Shimoda." - THEY ARE TWINS. Incest is wrong.

Mirror images is the same thing as twins, it's a reflection of you. - SHREKPOOT

They are not twins, not mirror images, or lovers. Rather, they are two people who share one soul.

Currently they are mirror images. So we can call them what ever they want. They are both 14. And they have the same creator. So it goes to show they are twins. And they do sex stuff together! What the freak?!

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3 Hiyama Kiyoteru X Kaai Yuki

Um...does this need explanation? Both are great vocaloids but Kiyoteru is an adult and Yuki is 9 it just is wrong.

This ship is just creepy. I see tiki and kiyoteru as a father and daughter figure rather than romanticly obessesed with each other

I see them being close like a father/daughter figure but not as romantic! Disgusting!
I vote this for the win because it is a 13 year age gap...

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4 Len Kagamine X Akita Neru

Fans ship this because their only blonde, what the hell. Their voices do not mix. - SHREKPOOT

Neru is a knockoff of Rin. Just because they are both blonde doesn't mean they love each other.

Only ship them as friends

Neru is kinda... off for Len. For all those NERUxLEN shippers, I hate this ship. And I didn't mean that I HATE NERU. I LOVE EVERY SINGLE VOCALOID.

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5 KAITO X Len Kagamine

KAITO has no official age. I know that may sound desperate, but when you pair that with the fact that Len is 14, and that even if KAITO was intended to be older, having no official age makes it possible to show him as younger than he sounds, it seems less important. Also, if you subtract the age difference, KAITO and Len's personalities are good together, they look good together, and their voices complement each other well (In my opinion). This is why they really aren't as bad as some other ships like Yuki and Kiyoteru, as with these two Yuki clearly looks like a small child. (Sorry for making it so long, this is kinda my OTP)

The fans of this ship must watch boku no pico

Honestly boy oh boy looks unnatural and the yaoi is so wrong plus age gap what's wrong with RinxLen? This should be at one

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6 Len a Kagamine X Hatsune Miku

I don't understand this ship at all. I mean, I suppose I could see them together, BUT that is if they had a relationship in many of their songs. I just don't understand how it came to be. It doesn't feel correct. Len and Miku don't really show up together in their own respective songs. You may fight me and say that Len and Miku do have duets, but they are not nearly enough as other vocaloids. And no I am not referring to Rin. I really don't think that this one is the best ship. Of course, I don't think it is the worst either. I don't see any real relationship between them. I tend not to ship vocaloids due to their free nature OR at least I don't get into shipping wars because the characters are not set in stone and don't have fixed personality. I'd like to bring up the fact that many of the other ships here on hated on because of the very fact that I tend to avoid. Rin x Len for example, They AREN'T Twins... Miku x Kaito There are many more reasons to ship these two other than their ...more

This ship is the best. The age gap is not a big deal, my dad is 3 years younger than my mom. Len and Miku voices mix well. Watch Wintry Wind or Len X Miku Magnet.

Perfect together! Their voices mix well! Best VOCALOID ship!

I hate this so much sorry... I just can't picture them a cute couple. I mean, each to their own, at least it isn't disgusting but I ship Len with Gumi and Miku with either Luka or Rin (I like Miku yuri sorry ^_^)

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7 Megurine Luka X Len Kagamine

Sorry it's a nO. Luka is too matured for Len

I mean, their voices are fantastic together! Check Floating Love, Moon Flower or Perfect Crime; I love both them songs and they are fantastic love stories but I hate this shipping! It is disgusting to me.
It is sort of like how I love the song brown with Ryuto and Gakupo but I hate the shipping ^

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8 Hatsune Miku X Megurine Luka

These two seem like they would have a sister-like relationship, or a teacher and student one.

Just cause you can't "imagine" either them as lesbians doesn't mean its bad...

I LOVE this pairing what is wrong with it no one even has a valid point why they don't


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9 Rin Kagamine X GUMI

I prefer Rin X Oliver or Mikuo X Rin!

But this ship is so dang cute.

Yuri is creepy, come at me.

I ship this. I don't see gumi as over 20, I see her as about 15 or 16. And have you SEEN 1,2 Fanclub?!
This is my OTP.

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I guess it's a perfect pair. I know there are other good pairs but this pair makes the most sense to me. They both sound amazing together in my opinion and they even look like a couple (no offense to miku x kaito fans but their voices are less likely to work. There are some good duets but they are normally a hit and miss plus I think it is firstly pointless to ship a pair because of a colour scheme and secondly it is pointless to argue with someone who ship them because you hate a singer because she stole ( insert male vocaloid here ) from (insert vocaloid here). Bottom line is that I ship this couple and for those who think kaimei shippers are "highly uneducated" and "rely on facts (I am not pointing any names) but you have to respect other people's opinions. You can disagree with me but try not to be offensive or rude. Oh never mind it's the Internet no one will listen to me anyway

Alright I don't know why people have lots of problem with KAITOxMIKU which is the best couple ever. First I don't think MEIKO would be a best choice to be the other with KAITO. I CAN ONLY SEE THEM AS SISTER AND BROTHER and try to image about it! Second, people say the colors matched, I have to mind my language but that's totally bull! How can Red and Blue mix comfortable except two boys and girls. Third, some said they are matched by official. Man, I gonna tell you there is no such thing, if so I just quit VOCALOID for sake. Forth, I just feel sick when I see this pairing, and it's unbelievable that most people think KAIMIKU is horriable. You people just insane

Perfect pair! Fans are right to ship this!

I don't know why but I hate this ship. I don't like the way their voices mix. I also don't like Meiko. Her voice sucks and she is not pretty like everyone says. People said really good things about her and this ship, and when I saw what it's rlly like I disappointed. Plus, I'm a Miku x Kaito shipper and Meiko just gets in its way. come on, not just because they were created at the same time that it means they're perfect!

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The Contenders

11 KAITO X Kagamine Rin

This pairing is messed up.. Kaito is a middle aged man and Rins a 14 year old girl. Enough said.

I ship Rin with Oliver and KAITO with MEIKO

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12 Luka X Gackpo

Why is this a bad ship? Just because you ship Luka or Gakupo with someone else doesn't mean this ship is bad. They seem to be around the same age and their voices don't sound too bad together

I ship this so hard. Their voices mix very well and they seem to be around the same age.

But...I love this ship...But it's your opinion I guess

That's cute

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13 Hatsune Miku X Rin Kagamine

I have to say, I enjoy yuri. I think that Miku and Rin is really cute! Is it weird that I ship this, but I also ship Miku x Mikuo? Does someone else out there do this?

You know, I don't see whats wrong with this ship. The age difference isn't big and their voices mix well.

There was an official kiss scene in the trailer for those two

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14 KAITO X Luka

To be honest, I don't mind this ship. Kaito seems better with Meiko though...

I can see this being pretty cute.

Eh, it's OK... their voices are pretty good together, and they are similar ages, I prefer Meiko x Kaito and Luka x Gakupo though

This ship is perfection. - SHREKPOOT

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15 Luka x Meiko

I love this ship! It's kinda cute actually... (I guess I just like Yuri :P)

Meiko should be shipped with her male version because it's the only vocaloid bad enough for her.

To the person below, Meiko is way, way, WAY better than a certain teal-haired VOCALOID
I actually like the ship a lot. I already have my forevers for Meiko and Luka (Kaito and Gakupo, respectively) but this is my BROTP. They seem like they would be best friends as they are both the mature type. I reckon they sound cute together too, like in the song Colorful x Sexy. Hey, I'm starting to ship it!

16 Oliver X Kaai Yuki

What? This ship is so cute! Why is it even here?

PEOPLE, YUKI IS A 9 YEAR OLD LITTLE GIRL. WHY DO YOU NEED TO SHIP HER WITH ANYONE? (Oliver can be shipped because 12 isn't that bad, but 9? seriously? )

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17 Mikuo X Miku

Its like shipping your self to your male version this is weird

Any ship like this is wrong. It's gross.

No.. I ship Mikuo X Rin and Miku X Len.

I don't hate them but I don't ship them either. if I don't ship rinlen then why should I ship MikuoXmiku.. Incest isn't right.

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18 Rin X Oliver

Are you kidding me?! Why ship Rin with a child like Oliver? Let's say he's 14 and Rin will probably like be 16 or maybe older! Still Rin will grow up much faster than Oliver so no way! Also Oliver is british and he may have a Japanese voicebank but it wouldn't suit that well with Rin's voice because when it comes to soprano notes, Oliver sounds horrible to hear! Rin beats his voice when it comes to soprano songs because she is meant for higher range in singing. This pairing is just wrong why is it so popular anyway?

There is NOTHING wrong with that ship, Rin is just 2 years older, and nothing wrong with this... I don't understand people... I don't ship it actually...

Oliver is officially 12 and Rin is officially 14; it doesn't feel right shipping someone as young as Oliver... :/ plus, I can picture him being repulsed by girls.

Um, this ship isn't even that popular, and (correct me if I am wrong) OLIVER does not have any official age. I personally think of him as being 13.

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20 Mikuo X Rin Kagamine

Uh.. I think this is a good ship. Len X Miku and Rin X Mikuo. - SHREKPOOT

This is a "just okay" ship for me. One of the only reasons people ship it is because they ship Miku and Len, which sorta bothers me. Plus I generally dislike shipping fanloids with official VOCALOIDs. The fanart's adorable though.

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1. KAITO X Hatsune Miku
2. Len Kagamine X Rin Kagamine
3. Hiyama Kiyoteru X Kaai Yuki
1. KAITO X Hatsune Miku
2. Luka X Gackpo
3. KAITO X Luka
1. KAITO X Hatsune Miku
2. Len Kagamine X Rin Kagamine
3. Hiyama Kiyoteru X Kaai Yuki



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