Top Ten Most Horrible Vocaloid Pairings

Which one is the most stupidest and horrible VOCALOID pairing? Write your thoughts!

The Top Ten

1 KAITO X Hatsune Miku

I don't see why people ship this...? I've heard plenty fans of this ship say that KAITO doesn't have an official age, but it was HEAVILY intended for KAITO to be an older male vocal. Teenagers don't have natural voices similar to KAITO's, especially not Japanese ones. The color scheme thing is ridiculous, and they look better as siblings than lovers. I'm not saying they are, but that's better than them being lovers. Besides, KAITO is the official counterpart to MEIKO, so yeah, KAITO was made for MEIKO. They harmonize well. And for all you people who say Miku and KAITO harmonize well, they don't. Their range is impressive, but that's about it. Range doesn't really help you much if can't harmonize well.

This ship is so stupid. People ship KAITO and Miku because they're blue looking.
Also, it's pedophila and their voices do not mix. And not just the ship, BUT THE FANS. So annoying! They hate on MEIKO because she gets in the way on the ship, when really, MEIKO WAS MADE FOR KAITO. Miku can take Len.

It's not really the most horrible Vocaloid pairing but it is one of the most OVERRATED Vocaloid pairings! I just don't see what's so special about this pairing! I mean, just because they're both blue-ish, doesn't mean that they automatically should be together! And Kaito just seems too old for her! He doesn't have an official age but he seems too old for her as well when it comes to his voice. In some songs, they do sound nice together but his voice compliments Meiko's more! Also, Kaito's more better to be with Meiko, who is Kaito's official counterpart.

This is the most horrible ship ever

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2 Len Kagamine X Rin Kagamine

"The development of the duo of KAGAMINE RIN and KAGAMINE LEN is based on the concept of creating a twin pair of female and male voice banks recorded from the same Japanese female voice actress, Asami Shimoda." - THEY ARE TWINS. Incest is wrong.

Mirror images is the same thing as twins, it's a reflection of you. - SHREKPOOT

They are not twins, not mirror images, or lovers. Rather, they are two people who share one soul.

This is the worst ship ever! Sorry for rinxlen fans, honestly I see them as twins and as I read they are twins but since the others see them as lovers they announced that they ca be siblings nor lovers but the others said mirror images, does anything in this world mirror images?!

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3 Hiyama Kiyoteru X Kaai Yuki

It's Teacher X Student

The ship is not romance intended. It has been made to portray a teacher and student relationship. - listotaku17

Um...does this need explanation? Both are great vocaloids but Kiyoteru is an adult and Yuki is 9 it just is wrong.

This should be the number one place. Kiyoteru is 22 and Yuki is 9, what other reason do you need?

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4 Len Kagamine X Akita Neru

Fans ship this because their only blonde, what the hell. Their voices do not mix. - SHREKPOOT

Neru is a knockoff of Rin. Just because they are both blonde doesn't mean they love each other.

Only ship them as friends

Neru is kinda... off for Len. For all those NERUxLEN shippers, I hate this ship. And I didn't mean that I HATE NERU. I LOVE EVERY SINGLE VOCALOID.

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5 KAITO X Len Kagamine

KAITO has no official age. I know that may sound desperate, but when you pair that with the fact that Len is 14, and that even if KAITO was intended to be older, having no official age makes it possible to show him as younger than he sounds, it seems less important. Also, if you subtract the age difference, KAITO and Len's personalities are good together, they look good together, and their voices complement each other well (In my opinion). This is why they really aren't as bad as some other ships like Yuki and Kiyoteru, as with these two Yuki clearly looks like a small child. (Sorry for making it so long, this is kinda my OTP)

The fans of this ship must watch boku no pico

This ship is far better than KaiMiku. - SHREKPOOT

Sorry, this is probably going to be mean but. Not only is this basically pedophilia, but I'm a total Homophobic. I cannot stand gay couples at... ALL. It kind of bothers me how many people not only except this ship, but also think that same sex romance is... Ok? In my personal opinion the age gap is easier to except than the fact that it's two guys. But this is just my opinion, and it might have something to do with the fact that I was brought up in a clean Christian environment. Besides I don't think Rin or Miku would like this ship very much either, LOL!
LenXRin & KaitoXMiku all the way. These two will be my OTP's forever!

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6 Len a Kagamine X Hatsune Miku

I don't understand this ship at all. I mean, I suppose I could see them together, BUT that is if they had a relationship in many of their songs. I just don't understand how it came to be. It doesn't feel correct. Len and Miku don't really show up together in their own respective songs. You may fight me and say that Len and Miku do have duets, but they are not nearly enough as other vocaloids. And no I am not referring to Rin. I really don't think that this one is the best ship. Of course, I don't think it is the worst either. I don't see any real relationship between them. I tend not to ship vocaloids due to their free nature OR at least I don't get into shipping wars because the characters are not set in stone and don't have fixed personality. I'd like to bring up the fact that many of the other ships here on hated on because of the very fact that I tend to avoid. Rin x Len for example, They AREN'T Twins... Miku x Kaito There are many more reasons to ship these two other than their ...more

They are the absolute worst ship... Like of all the Vocaloids to be shipped with, why Len and Miku? They don't even compliment each other's voice and they don't to much duets or anything so I sometimes wonder, "Why do people ship them? " Their don't have matching outfits unlike Rin. Their hair colors don't even match and their physical appearances don't match. I'd rather miku be single or with Kaito or any other. Just not Len. To be honest Rin and Len is my ship. They're not twins. They just look like each other and at my school I have this best friend that I also had a crush on and people keep saying that we look like each other which I believe but I think we're the most shipped pair in class. Just like Rin and Len

This ship is the best. The age gap is not a big deal, my dad is 3 years younger than my mom. Len and Miku voices mix well. Watch Wintry Wind or Len X Miku Magnet.

I cannot deal with every flipping shipping being with Len. Listen, Len and Miku are NOT perfect for each other, I personally think Piko is better for Miku. But that's just me. But I'm tired of constant LeMi fans not looking at other cool ships with Miku! Miku x Oliver is another one I like.

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7 Megurine Luka X Len Kagamine

Sorry it's a nO. Luka is too matured for Len

What, why, how? What the heck is this ship? Why is this a ship? How is this a ship? Luka's voice is mature while Len's is almost like a girl's! This is not a good ship. If you ship this... why?

Len doesn't suit with MEIKO or Luka.
Len suits with Miku or Rin.

I mean, their voices are fantastic together! Check Floating Love, Moon Flower or Perfect Crime; I love both them songs and they are fantastic love stories but I hate this shipping! It is disgusting to me.
It is sort of like how I love the song brown with Ryuto and Gakupo but I hate the shipping ^

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8 Hatsune Miku X Megurine Luka

These two seem like they would have a sister-like relationship, or a teacher and student one.

Just cause you can't "imagine" either them as lesbians doesn't mean its bad...

I LOVE this pairing what is wrong with it no one even has a valid point why they don't

Luka is 20, Miku is 16. A four year age gap can work, however not under these circumstances. Miku is still a minor and Luka is very much an adult. I love femslash, however I refuse to look past age gaps in ships. They could have a great friendship, but a relationship? They just can't work.

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9 Rin Kagamine X GUMI

I prefer Rin X Oliver or Mikuo X Rin!

Yuri is creepy, come at me.

But this ship is so cute

I ship this. I don't see gumi as over 20, I see her as about 15 or 16. And have you SEEN 1,2 Fanclub?!
This is my OTP.

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10 KAITO X MEIKO

I guess it's a perfect pair. I know there are other good pairs but this pair makes the most sense to me. They both sound amazing together in my opinion and they even look like a couple (no offense to miku x kaito fans but their voices are less likely to work. There are some good duets but they are normally a hit and miss plus I think it is firstly pointless to ship a pair because of a colour scheme and secondly it is pointless to argue with someone who ship them because you hate a singer because she stole ( insert male vocaloid here ) from (insert vocaloid here). Bottom line is that I ship this couple and for those who think kaimei shippers are "highly uneducated" and "rely on facts (I am not pointing any names) but you have to respect other people's opinions. You can disagree with me but try not to be offensive or rude. Oh never mind it's the Internet no one will listen to me anyway

Personally, I think they're better off as siblings than a couple. I know fans will argue that "they were made for each other! 1! " but that's simply not true. And, the colors don't really match, either (matching colors is also a common argument for this ship). Yes, they look nice together, but I wouldn't exactly call them matching. In my opinion, this isn't the best ship, but it's not terrible either

Perfect pair! Fans are right to ship this!

Alright, people who said 'this ship should not be on this list' are totally ******. Just apologize for my language but I just got so angry that I can tell you there are plenty of people who hate this ship! (Including MYSELF) Also, I want to say it proudly that I just cannot care for MEIKO herself. My favorite vocals are MIKU and KAITO, when I see KAIMEIKO, and seems more and more people get obssessed with it which is unrational, I just get pissed off. Especially when some stupid said 'they are counterpart' 'they were made for each other' and so on, just showing that you guys do not truly like VOCALOID. Even some people say that CFM made this ship officially. Come on, there is no such thing! - Libertyp

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The Contenders

11 KAITO X Kagamine Rin

This pairing is messed up.. Kaito is a middle aged man and Rins a 14 year old girl. Enough said.

I ship Rin with Oliver and KAITO with MEIKO

Their voices mix very good

Kaito looks like a pedo with her(he so is)

12 Hatsune Miku X Rin Kagamine

I have to say, I enjoy yuri. I think that Miku and Rin is really cute! Is it weird that I ship this, but I also ship Miku x Mikuo? Does someone else out there do this?

You know, I don't see whats wrong with this ship. The age difference isn't big and their voices mix well.

There was an official kiss scene in the trailer for those two

Rin is my bff O-O

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13 Luka X Gackpo

Why is this a bad ship? Just because you ship Luka or Gakupo with someone else doesn't mean this ship is bad. They seem to be around the same age and their voices don't sound too bad together

I ship this so hard. Their voices mix very well and they seem to be around the same age.

But...I love this ship...But it's your opinion I guess

That's cute

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14 KAITO X Luka

Eh, it's OK... their voices are pretty good together, and they are similar ages, I prefer Meiko x Kaito and Luka x Gakupo though

To be honest, I don't mind this ship. Kaito seems better with Meiko though...

I can see this being pretty cute.

This ship is ok. I actually like how they sound together but I like Luka x Gakupo just a little more

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15 Mikuo X Miku

Its like shipping your self to your male version this is weird

Any ship like this is wrong. It's gross.

No.. I ship Mikuo X Rin and Miku X Len.

No. Just no.

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16 Luka x Meiko

I love this ship! It's kinda cute actually... (I guess I just like Yuri :P)

Meiko should be shipped with her male version because it's the only vocaloid bad enough for her.

To the person below, Meiko is way, way, WAY better than a certain teal-haired VOCALOID
I actually like the ship a lot. I already have my forevers for Meiko and Luka (Kaito and Gakupo, respectively) but this is my BROTP. They seem like they would be best friends as they are both the mature type. I reckon they sound cute together too, like in the song Colorful x Sexy. Hey, I'm starting to ship it!

17 Teto X KAITO

They sound AMAZING together

I can't ship Teto with anyone.

Never thought about it... Could be cute.

Doesn't seem that bad

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18 Oliver X Kaai Yuki

What? This ship is so cute! Why is it even here?

PEOPLE, YUKI IS A 9 YEAR OLD LITTLE GIRL. WHY DO YOU NEED TO SHIP HER WITH ANYONE? (Oliver can be shipped because 12 isn't that bad, but 9? seriously? )

THIS IS LEN X OLIVER IS LIFE IT ISMY LIFE NOW OLIVER XKAAI CAN GO DIE (i love yuki >_<)

19 Rin X Oliver

Are you kidding me?! Why ship Rin with a child like Oliver? Let's say he's 14 and Rin will probably like be 16 or maybe older! Still Rin will grow up much faster than Oliver so no way! Also Oliver is british and he may have a Japanese voicebank but it wouldn't suit that well with Rin's voice because when it comes to soprano notes, Oliver sounds horrible to hear! Rin beats his voice when it comes to soprano songs because she is meant for higher range in singing. This pairing is just wrong why is it so popular anyway?

Oliver is officially 12 and Rin is officially 14; it doesn't feel right shipping someone as young as Oliver... :/ plus, I can picture him being repulsed by girls.

There is NOTHING wrong with that ship, Rin is just 2 years older, and nothing wrong with this... I don't understand people... I don't ship it actually...

Oliver is officially twelve but it could definitely work. I actually think they sound cute together! As for the age difference, LOOK AT LEN AND MIKU! I don't ship it though, I ship Rin and Piko and Oliver and Yuki :3

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1. KAITO X Hatsune Miku
2. Len Kagamine X Rin Kagamine
3. Hiyama Kiyoteru X Kaai Yuki
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2. Luka X Gackpo
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