Best House M.D. Quotes

The Top Ten

1 Everybody Lies (Dr. Gregory House)

Best quote of Gregory House and the whole series, it is unforgettable and very true

2 When I hired you, I knew you were insane. I will continue to try and stop you from doing insane things, but once they're done, trying to convince an insane person not to do insane things is, in itself, insane ( Dr. Lisa Cuddy)

3 It's one of the great tragedies of life — something always changes (Dr. Gregory House)

4 House doesn't break rules, he ignores them! (Dr. Eric Foreman)

5 Reality is almost always wrong (Dr. Gregory House)

6 Why not? Why not date you? It's brilliant! We've known each other for years, put up with all kinds of crap from each other, and we keep coming back. We're a couple! (Dr. James Wilson)

7 Sex could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow... (Dr. Allison Cameron)

The quote goes on but I think this makes the point

8 Just because we're in a bedroom alone together and I'm laying down doesn't mean we have to get deep (Dr. Chris Taub)

9 No one can describe themselves in ten words, why would we want to hear anyone else do it? (Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley)

10 I was doing drugs behind my father's back at your age and I had a lot less reason to be.... Not that your life must be miserable.... Not that I am suggesting you should be doing drugs! (Dr. Lawrence Kutner)

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