Top 10 Best Types of Farts

Silent butt deadly. People can smell it, but they couldn't hear it. They may not even know that it was you!

I'm a girl, and when I fart, it's so embarrassing. One time I was on an elevator and I looked super hot, and this guy was hitting on me, but then my stomach started bubbling and I farted extremely loud. As soon as those elevator doors opened, he left. I was so embarrassed.

Contrary to popular belief, farts are not only released from males, but these toxins are also emitted from females.

Obviously, girls fart, but until I met my girlfriend, I didn't know they could fart better than boys. Her farts smell disgusting and they're wet.

This one, my friends, is even bigger, even louder, and even smellier than the SUPER version, because this one is ULTRA and NUCLEAR. Oh, and did I mention that the smell is so bad that it kills everyone within a New York City-sized area? It also destroys all buildings within the area as well! It is basically the equivalent of the Nagasaki Atomic Bomb, but with an ULTRA smell! Come to think of it, why didn't the Allies in World War II just use the ULTRA NUCLEAR Atomic Omega Fart on Hiroshima and Nagasaki?

So smelly. Someone in my class once fainted when my friend did it. She was so embarrassed when she farted. And yes, it was a she who did this fart.

Someone once did this in my face. She sat on me and said, "Take this, Jake," and it was like the super omega fart except repeatedly, so it was worse. It was so smelly I went unconscious.

The holy fart! Should be higher on the list, but there couldn't be two number ones, can there?

This one really is a killer. this one feels like your buthole just ripped apart and the pain stays till about ten minutes whyyy

Not the best, but neither is it the worst. It's not too smelly or too loud, but not too odorless or too silent. Just your normal fart, the fart that most people fart out.