Top Ten Humorous Fictional Book Titles and Their Authors

The Top Ten

A Guide to the Police Force - Laura Norder

Includes Q&A with 26 guys and gals named Bobby:).

How to Get Rich - Milly O'Naire

Musta been the Lick O' The Irish:).

Mathematics Made Easy - Adam Upp

Edited by Cal Q. Leighton.

"Edited by Cal Q. Leighton"... Very clever! :). - Britgirl

Breaking the Law - Kermitt A. Krime
How to Stay Youthful - Jerry Attrik

Comes with free portrait. Perfect for that loft apartment.

The Armed Heist - Robin Banks

Brassiere artillery courtesy of Stick'em Up, Ltd.

Chest Pains - I. Koffalott

Must be Flemish.

A Study of Male Impotence - Dick Withers

Haha this is great. Not at all flaccid. It woke up my wilting mood and raised a huge laugh! :D - Britgirl

Ha! Brilliant:).

The Hypochondriac. - I. Amill

Forward by Dick Hertz. Expert consultation by Drs. Dewey, Fleecem and Howe.

Allegiance to the Queen - Neil Downe

Hmm... Maybe s'not so dull for the ol' gal, after all:)).

The Contenders

O.J. Guilty or Not Guilty? - Howard I. Know

Go 'head. Take a guess. It's Kato speculate.

Ya're much too good at this :). - Britgirl

Hair Care - Dan Druff

You covered almost everything, you clever, witty genius, you - covered everything except his head. He still has snow of the roof. Probably why the fires have gone out that was once the first furious flames of marriage :). - Britgirl

On a scale of one to ten, the guy's a flake. Head and shoulders above the rest. Snows in July. Brings the confetti to the weddin'. His cloud shows up on radar. He's a walkin' particle beam. A regular crop-duster. Scratches like a hound, coats everything around.(I ferget anything? :).

Bubbles in the Bath - Ivor Wynn D. Bottom

Hadda mumble this three times 'fore it hit. Sweet! (relatively speakin':)).

The Benefits of Shoplifting - Lester Paye
The Russian Deluge - Ivan Yurkinoff
Torn Kimona - Komana Wannaleiu

From the land of perpetual eruption.

The Tiger's Revenge - Claude Ballz
The Family Jewels - I.B. Underwood
Into the Unknown - Virge N. Johnson

A long...story with a big, pulsating end? - Britgirl

Originally titled, Voyage to the Bottom of the Bottom. A climactic story about a steely tube full of seamen, christened NaughtyLass.

Breastfeeding Hell - Nora Tittsoff

Lawdy, lawd! Take couple jugs (o' shine) t'take the bite out that sucka:).

In Cue for the Loo - I.M. Holden

How provincial of me. Meant "queue." Truly embarrassin'.

Confessions of a Streetwalker - Debbie Dunne-Saylers
Ye Olde Remedies - Sir Paregoric of York

"We know our blustering claims seem iffy, but warrant this potion will give ye a stiffy."

Broken Promises - Hyman Pierce

Haha broken promises..
.ah...first time for...everything :). - Britgirl

What Men Really Want in a Woman - Norma Stick

Funny. Always thought that was what a woman really wanted in a woman:).

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