Top Ten Humorous Book Titles and Their Authors
The Top Ten
Includes Q&A with 26 guys and gals named Bobby:).
Musta been the Lick O' The Irish:).
Edited by Cal Q. Leighton.
"Edited by Cal Q. Leighton"... Very clever! :). - Britgirl
Comes with free portrait. Perfect for that loft apartment.
Brassiere artillery courtesy of Stick'em Up, Ltd.
Must be Flemish.
Haha this is great. Not at all flaccid. It woke up my wilting mood and raised a huge laugh! :D - Britgirl
Forward by Dick Hertz. Expert consultation by Drs. Dewey, Fleecem and Howe.
Hmm... Maybe s'not so dull for the ol' gal, after all:)).
Go 'head. Take a guess. It's Kato speculate.
Ya know...you're much too good at this :). - Britgirl
You covered almost everything, you clever, witty genius, you - covered everything except his head. He still has snow of the roof. Probably why the fires have gone out that was once the first furious flames of marriage :). - Britgirl
On a scale of one to ten, the guy's a flake. Head and shoulders above the rest. Snows in July. Brings the confetti to the weddin'. His cloud shows up on radar. He's a walkin' particle beam. A regular crop-duster. Scratches like a hound, coats everything around.(I ferget anything? :).
Hadda mumble this three times 'fore it hit. Sweet! (relatively speakin':)).
From the land of perpetual eruption.
A long...story with a big, pulsating end? - Britgirl
Originally titled, Voyage to the Bottom of the Bottom. A climactic story about a steely tube full of seamen, christened NaughtyLass.
Lawdy, lawd! Take couple jugs (o' shine) t'take the bite out that sucka:).
How provincial of me. Meant "queue." Truly embarrassin'.
"We know our blustering claims seem iffy, but warrant this potion will give ye a stiffy."
Haha broken promises..
.ah...first time for...everything :). - Britgirl
Funny. Always thought that was what a woman really wanted in a woman:).
Know ya don't pronounce it that-a-way over there. Ah cheated:).
Still really clever though. Oh, and funny! :D - Britgirl
If'n he don't, it'll be pulp, but it won't be fiction.
"Sure to stirrup controversy."- Muff Med Weekly
"Instructively geared to pubic consumption."- Comfy Chair Digest
"Covers the whole speculum."- Lip
"All the inside info."- Eye On The Canal Zone
"Curse you, you fornicators!.. Will there be a seminar? "- Amish Times
Sign on office door: "Welcome... And Come Well."
Sign on back door: "By All Means, Enter. It's Only An Exit If You're Coming The Other Way."
The cheese in the vermin is on the house (where not a creature still stirs, not even a mouse).
Author of the post-Marxist manifesto, "Boogers Not Ballots: A Philosophy of Phlegm Phighting Perphected."
"Truly projects the thrust and reach of the problem."- The Gastro Gazette
"Finally, a book that tells the world that splatter doesn't matter."- The Bulimic Broadside
"It practically screams 'do not rebuke the urge to puke.' " - The G(lottis) Spot
Knew a gal once, folks called Miss Tawdry Shoe Goo. You don' wanna know why.
"Arfur Nower? ":)). Yer killin' me:). You very sure ya don't tip a few? Ya know, for "medicinal purposes? ";).
"Cutting edge."- Knob Job Monthly
"A much healthier way to go."- Arkansas Chicken Skinners' Union
"Wiwwie won't wike it."- Elmer Pudd
Interpret as you please:).
Haha best not to put my interpretation...but whatever...this made me laugh. A lot! Thank you ;). - Britgirl
Nice to meat you! - Britgirl
Probably the LEAST desirable way of getting one's hambone boiled:(.
Read this a few times, tried and tested the tips but always ALWAYS ended up knee-deep in mess and exhausted. Threw the book away. What I need is a handy-man.. - Britgirl
Can I... come backstage for your autograph? Need you to leave your stamp. Ha! :) Great show! - Britgirl
Now THAT'S a song that just keeps vibrating (sorry, reverberating) around her head! Need a certain handy man to hum hum huummm...it to her Where is she going to find a man good enough with his equipment?! :). - Britgirl
(applause) "Thank you! " (applause, whistles) "Thank you... Yes... We call that one 'Fix Ya Sitchiation Blues'... Yeah... Great to be back with all the fans at Leeds... Here t'settle all dem young girls' needs!... Ha! " hoots, hollas, whistles, kitty calls) "Member, now... Look now, we only here for 'bout two hours... An' that ain't countin' seizures an' showers... Haha!.. Yeah... But first, need a favor from y'all... Need a double o'Jack 'n' Geritol.":)).
Oh yeah. Ben Dover. 'Member now. Cheeky guy. Loved to make ya wanna cry. Never could see eye to eye. Sign in the exam room read: "Abandon Draws and Dignity, All Ye Who Enter Here." Call him the Prince of Darkness;).
AND speakin' of bucking hams... They DO deserve a palace... Some royal digs, as it were:)).
Hey, now. Dis be the same cat wrote "Rump'll Thrill Skin? " "Valley of the Alley? " "Girl I Wanna Hit Ya Where Mudda Naytcha Split Ya? " "Must Be Jelly, Cause Jam Don't Shake Like that? " Coulda swore dude's name was Ben Dover:)).
Haha you crazy, funny thing you! Puha :).
And...naw, silly Billy...it was Ben Dover who wrote "Confessions Of A Proctologist" :P - Britgirl
Yes, there truly is an art to letting it fly without sustaining a serious chafe.
"Walter Wall? " "Lester Paye? " You damn crazy, gal:) Shore yer kin ain't original from Scratchyertop,Ten'see?