Top Ten Humorous Fictional Book Titles and Their Authors

The Top Ten
1 A Guide to the Police Force - Laura Norder

Includes Q&A with 26 guys and gals named Bobby:).

2 A Study of Male Impotence - Dick Withers
3 Mathematics Made Easy - Adam Upp
4 How to Get Rich - Milly O'Naire
5 Breaking the Law - Kermitt A. Krime
6 How to Stay Youthful - Jerry Attrik

Comes with free portrait. Perfect for that loft apartment.

7 The Armed Heist - Robin Banks
8 Chest Pains - I. Koffalott

Must be Flemish.

9 The Hypochondriac. - I. Amill
10 Allegiance to the Queen - Neil Downe
The Contenders
11 O.J. Guilty or Not Guilty? - Howard I. Know

Go 'head. Take a guess. It's Kato speculate.

12 Hair Care - Dan Druff

On a scale of one to ten, the guy's a flake. Head and shoulders above the rest. Snows in July. Brings the confetti to the weddin'. His cloud shows up on radar. He's a walkin' particle beam. A regular crop-duster. Scratches like a hound, coats everything around.(I ferget anything? :).

You covered almost everything, you clever, witty genius, you - covered everything except his head. He still has snow of the roof. Probably why the fires have gone out that was once the first furious flames of marriage :).

13 Bubbles in the Bath - Ivor Wynn D. Bottom
14 The Benefits of Shoplifting - Lester Paye
15 The Russian Deluge - Ivan Yurkinoff
16 Torn Kimona - Komana Wannaleiu

From the land of perpetual eruption.

17 The Tiger's Revenge - Claude Ballz
18 The Family Jewels - I.B. Underwood
19 Into the Unknown - Virge N. Johnson

Originally titled, Voyage to the Bottom of the Bottom. A climactic story about a steely tube full of seamen, christened NaughtyLass.

A long...story with a big, pulsating end?

20 Breastfeeding Hell - Nora Tittsoff
21 In Cue for the Loo - I.M. Holden

How provincial of me. Meant "queue." Truly embarrassin'.

22 Confessions of a Streetwalker - Debbie Dunne-Saylers
23 Ye Olde Remedies - Sir Paregoric of York

"We know our blustering claims seem iffy, but warrant this potion will give ye a stiffy."

24 Broken Promises - Hyman Pierce

Haha broken promises..
.ah...first time for...everything :).

25 What Men Really Want in a Woman - Norma Stick
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