Top Ten Humorous Book Titles and Their Authors

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21 Confessions of a Streetwalker - Debbie Dunne-Saylers
22 Ye Olde Remedies - Sir Paregoric of York

"We know our blustering claims seem iffy, but warrant this potion will give ye a stiffy."

23 Broken Promises - Hyman Pierce

Haha broken promises..
.ah...first time for...everything :). - Britgirl

24 What Men Really Want in a Woman - Norma Stick

Funny. Always thought that was what a woman really wanted in a woman:).

25 Drunk as a Skunk - Manny Schottz
26 It's All the Thames to Me - Duncan Rivers

Know ya don't pronounce it that-a-way over there. Ah cheated:).

Still really clever though. Oh, and funny! :D - Britgirl

27 The Daredevil Cliff Jumper - Willie Makit; Foreword by Betty Wont

If'n he don't, it'll be pulp, but it won't be fiction.

28 The Long Run - Miles Togo
29 The Olympics - Alf Lettix & Jim Nastics
30 Adventures in Gynecology - Drs. Shaver, Lear and Polk

"Sure to stirrup controversy."- Muff Med Weekly
"Instructively geared to pubic consumption."- Comfy Chair Digest
"Covers the whole speculum."- Lip
Schtick Quaterly
"All the inside info."- Eye On The Canal Zone
"Curse you, you fornicators!.. Will there be a seminar? "- Amish Times

31 The Shaky Assassin - Chick N. Alfredo
32 Sexual Surrogacy - Drs. Riezing, Reddy and Abel

Sign on office door: "Welcome... And Come Well."
Sign on back door: "By All Means, Enter. It's Only An Exit If You're Coming The Other Way."

33 Little Bowery Butcher Shop - Will "Slip" Ratzenberger

The cheese in the vermin is on the house (where not a creature still stirs, not even a mouse).

34 The Magic Lugee - Rick O'Shea

Author of the post-Marxist manifesto, "Boogers Not Ballots: A Philosophy of Phlegm Phighting Perphected."

35 Digestive Disorders - Chuck Chunktz and Stew Hurley

"Truly projects the thrust and reach of the problem."- The Gastro Gazette
"Finally, a book that tells the world that splatter doesn't matter."- The Bulimic Broadside
"It practically screams 'do not rebuke the urge to puke.' " - The G(lottis) Spot

36 Miss Goody Two Shoes - Laura Bidin-Citizen

Knew a gal once, folks called Miss Tawdry Shoe Goo. You don' wanna know why.

37 It Took Thirty Minutes - Arfur Nower

"Arfur Nower? ":)). Yer killin' me:). You very sure ya don't tip a few? Ya know, for "medicinal purposes? ";).

38 Circumcision: The Facts - Paul Skinback

"Cutting edge."- Knob Job Monthly
"A much healthier way to go."- Arkansas Chicken Skinners' Union
"Wiwwie won't wike it."- Elmer Pudd

39 The Worst Time of My Life. - Helen Bacc
40 Toucan Do What One Can Can't - Polly Wanakracher

Interpret as you please:).

Haha best not to put my interpretation...but whatever...this made me laugh. A lot! Thank you ;). - Britgirl

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