Top Ten Humorous Book Titles and Their AuthorsBritgirl
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"We know our blustering claims seem iffy, but warrant this potion will give ye a stiffy."
Haha broken promises..
.ah...first time for...everything :). - Britgirl
Funny. Always thought that was what a woman really wanted in a woman:).
Know ya don't pronounce it that-a-way over there. Ah cheated:).
Still really clever though. Oh, and funny! :D - Britgirl
If'n he don't, it'll be pulp, but it won't be fiction.
"Sure to stirrup controversy."- Muff Med Weekly
"Instructively geared to pubic consumption."- Comfy Chair Digest
"Covers the whole speculum."- Lip
"All the inside info."- Eye On The Canal Zone
"Curse you, you fornicators!.. Will there be a seminar? "- Amish Times
Sign on office door: "Welcome... And Come Well."
Sign on back door: "By All Means, Enter. It's Only An Exit If You're Coming The Other Way."
The cheese in the vermin is on the house (where not a creature still stirs, not even a mouse).
Author of the post-Marxist manifesto, "Boogers Not Ballots: A Philosophy of Phlegm Phighting Perphected."
"Truly projects the thrust and reach of the problem."- The Gastro Gazette
"Finally, a book that tells the world that splatter doesn't matter."- The Bulimic Broadside
"It practically screams 'do not rebuke the urge to puke.' " - The G(lottis) Spot
Knew a gal once, folks called Miss Tawdry Shoe Goo. You don' wanna know why.
"Arfur Nower? ":)). Yer killin' me:). You very sure ya don't tip a few? Ya know, for "medicinal purposes? ";).
"Cutting edge."- Knob Job Monthly
"A much healthier way to go."- Arkansas Chicken Skinners' Union
"Wiwwie won't wike it."- Elmer Pudd
Interpret as you please:).
Haha best not to put my interpretation...but whatever...this made me laugh. A lot! Thank you ;). - Britgirl
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