Top Ten Humorous and / or Creepy Anagrams of People and Everyday Things


The Top Ten

1 William Shakespeare - I'll Make a Wise Phrase

Don’t tell Shakespeare doubters this there is already a dumb conspiracy that Shakespeare was a fake.

2 Mother-In-Law - Woman Hitler

Every mother-in-law could be female Hitler? No... That can't be... - Delgia2k

Always suspected this.

Haha, there is also a comedy with Jane Fonda and J Lo (Monster-in-Law). - Metal_Treasure

3 Desperation - A Rope Ends It

Well, that's depressing. - SwagFlicks

4 Breast - Bra Sets

One can quite immediately see this isn't entirely true. - PositronWildhawk

BG: "Baster" (see; gimme couple days, and I can play with the best of them...pun intended)

5 A Shoplifter - Has to Pilfer
6 Justin Timberlake - I'm a Jerk but Listen

Who downvoted Brit? - Swellow

Hey,V, I didn't downvote you! I keep trying to reply to you but for some reason admin doesn't want me to...
Can't quite believe that someone of your intelligence is baffled by an anagram ;) Take some headache pills. Get well soon! - Britgirl

BG: Judging by the down-votes, some of the children don't approve of this transcontinental conspiracy. It's so cute when the wee folk stamp their little feet and try to assert themselves.

BG: Oy tank ya; me mudda tanks ya; me brudda tanks ya...(oh yeah, and the check is in the mail). Headache? What headache? Got a script from my old pal, Dr. John Walker of Kilmarnock. Nectar of the bloody gods! (What the hell; gotta be five o'clock somewhere.) Carry on.

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7 A Gentleman - Elegant Man

Thank you, thank you. Like to spread a little class where I pass.

8 Debit Card - Bad Credit
9 The Eyes - They See

Damn it, really? I thought eyes were for hearing.

10 Election Results - Lies! Let's Recount!

The Contenders

11 The Morse Code - Here Come Dots
12 Listen - Silent
13 The meaning of Life - The fine game of nil
14 Hot Water - Worth Tea
15 Bruce Springsteen - Creep Brings Tunes
16 Astronomer - Moon Starer
17 Princess Diana - End is a Car Spin

For those who haven't realised yet, princess Diana died in a car crash. Very creepy indeed.

This one is SO very spooky...! - Britgirl

18 Jennifer Aniston - Fine in Torn Jeans

I agree - JakeNasty92

19 Abdomen - Dab on Em!
20 Funeral - Real Fun
21 Santa - Satan
22 Confessional - On Scale of Sin
23 George Bush - He Bugs Gore
24 Waitress - A Stew, Sir?
25 Assassin's Creed - Sacred Asses Sin
26 Alas! No more Z's! - Snooze alarms
27 Tom Marvolo Riddle - I Am Lord Voldemort
28 Dog - God

Either god is a dog or dogs are gods

29 Entrance - Can Enter
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