Top Ten Humorous Sayings About MenSince I know how sensitive some men can be, Yes, you are one of them... ;) I've only opted to using humorous sayings. Hopefully you'll see the funny side.
After all, we must never take humour seriously.
The Top Ten
And either way, he's a misogynist. Cain't win. Cain't even break even.
So, yer saying' that when they go from hot to shot, aflame to lame, saucy to mossy, lusty to dusty, midnight thrills to arthritis pills, they're MORE attractive to a guy who digs up moldy stuff for a living? I can buy that.
Liked this one lol. - Martinglez
Think it depends on what he's driving, where she's sitting, and what he's kissing. Might need a slide rule for the calculations.
And how, pray, would he EVER know what she looked like with her mouth closed?
Now see, Beege, over here in your former back-forty, some of us prefer charred backstrap, saddle leather, and Doe-In-Heat. Mmm-mm.
Ba dum tss - Martinglez
You're right, Beege. Many a geezer has leapt from a perfectly good plane solely because some gal said he couldn't, only to disintegrate in a puff of smoke and a sad whimper before ever touching the ground.