Top Ten Humorous Sayings About MenBritgirl Since I know how sensitive some men can be, Yes, you are one of them... ;) I've only opted to using humorous sayings. Hopefully you'll see the funny side.
After all, we must never take humour seriously.
The Top Ten
Gotta disagree with one thing (one thing? ) Beege. Humor absolutely should be taken seriously. Anything that helps keep a body from going stark, raving bonkers in a world gone mad needs to be taken in grave earnest. (Conflictive, much? )
That's because neurotic, temperamental beavers are always gnawing at our pith and stepping on our nuts. Whaddya 'spect?
Ok, V, we can agree to disagree on this. Just a question though...would you say there is a time for levity or just wrong time, wrong place? - BritgirlV 2 Comments
Oh...we UNDERSTAND, Beege. It's just that the reality frightens us close to honest. Going dense is a survival mechanism, kinda like the mammalian-diving reflex. Smiley (because my smilies keep disappearing).
And either way, he's a misogynist. Cain't win. Cain't even break even.V 2 Comments
So, yer saying' that when they go from hot to shot, aflame to lame, saucy to mossy, lusty to dusty, midnight thrills to arthritis pills, they're MORE attractive to a guy who digs up moldy stuff for a living? I can buy that.
This one is truly the best (humorous) saying I've heard. The woman will be pleased. - LightningBlade
V, you are lucky I have a sense of humour and don't see your comment as anything more than you being your usual jocular self... - Britgirl
Liked this one lol. - MartinglezV 3 Comments
Think it depends on what he's driving, where she's sitting, and what he's kissing. Might need a slide rule for the calculations.
But, V, I loved the other! I'm sure if we listened to it together, it would sound quite different :) *puts comforting arm around your shoulders* Cheer up, or I'll start singing then you really will question our friendship - BritgirlV 10 Comments
And how, pray, would he EVER know what she looked like with her mouth closed?
Mmmm...give me a minute to catch my breath *insert minutes' pause here *...That song is so sexy! V! - Britgirl
Oh my goodness...so so beautiful, V. Brought a lump to my throat. Listening to them alone in the dark gives her voice and lyrics so much more meaning. I love that simple guitar too. I also listened to "Can't Make You Love me" which I've heard many versions of but her voice is so gorgeous.
I shall sleep blissfully. I did enjoy. Thank you so much! :). - Britgirl
Hmm, V...that sounds positively... lovely, I'm sure. Spraying myself with Odour la Saddle Leather as we speak :). - BritgirlV 1 Comment
Ba dum tss - Martinglez
You're right, Beege. Many a geezer has leapt from a perfectly good plane solely because some gal said he couldn't, only to disintegrate in a puff of smoke and a sad whimper before ever touching the ground.
Related ListsTop Ten Humorous Book Titles and Their Authors Top Ten Humorous and / or Creepy Anagrams of People and Everyday Things Top Ten Humorous Statements Relating to Rock Bands Top 10 Interesting or Humorous Facts About Rock and Metal Music Top Ten Movies That Are Unexpectedly Humorous
1 year, 191 days old
2. Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and husbands
3. A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist hopes they are