Top Ten Humorous Sayings About MenBritgirl Since I know how sensitive some men can be, Yes, you are one of them... ;) I've only opted to using humorous sayings. Hopefully you'll see the funny side.
After all, we must never take humour seriously.
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Gotta disagree with one thing (one thing? ) Beege. Humor absolutely should be taken seriously. Anything that helps keep a body from going stark, raving bonkers in a world gone mad needs to be taken in grave earnest. (Conflictive, much? )
That's because neurotic, temperamental beavers are always gnawing at our pith and stepping on our nuts. Whaddya 'spect?
Ok, V, we can agree to disagree on this. Just a question though...would you say there is a time for levity or just wrong time, wrong place? - Britgirl
You know, V, that is just the reply I expected. You are one of a kind. :). - BritgirlV 1 Comment
Oh...we UNDERSTAND, Beege. It's just that the reality frightens us close to honest. Going dense is a survival mechanism, kinda like the mammalian-diving reflex. Smiley (because my smilies keep disappearing).
And either way, he's a misogynist. Cain't win. Cain't even break even.
Thank you, V. I loved that! Huge smile on my face right now... :D (see? ) - Britgirl
Alrighty, then, Beege. Back to the serious business of chuckles, snorks, and maybe even guffaws.
Really Important Science Stuff Explained By Blondes
Orbit: like, when somebody dies and they put it in the paper.
Comet: when you say something smart and stuff.
Astrophysics: what the Jetsons give their dog so he can go potty.
White Dwarf: David Spade
Escape Velocity: how fast you're out the window when wifey comes home early.
Singularity: when his divorce is final.
Meteorologist: a porky pee doctor.
Archeologist: the chick who invented that funky yoga thing that got you your Beemer.
Zero Gravity: a really good underwire.
Perfect Vacuum: what you mooshed all those bananas learning to get right.
Nanogram: when you send a message to your Nana.
Atomic Pile: like, the worst pickup line ever.
Atomic Number: what happens after you eat Mexican.
Asteroid: may follow atomic number.
Periodic Table: keeps track of your ladies'' days.
So, yer saying' that when they go from hot to shot, aflame to lame, saucy to mossy, lusty to dusty, midnight thrills to arthritis pills, they're MORE attractive to a guy who digs up moldy stuff for a living? I can buy that.
V, you are lucky I have a sense of humour and don't see your comment as anything more than you being your usual jocular self... - Britgirl
Liked this one lol. - Martinglez
Okay, V, I think you are the rarest, funniest, most intelligent, sweetest misogynist I've never met! Haha which is just as well... ;). - BritgirlV 2 Comments
Think it depends on what he's driving, where she's sitting, and what he's kissing. Might need a slide rule for the calculations.
Gah, that should say "kissing" a girl. Sorry. - Britgirl
V, I NEVER downvote your comments. They are always welcome. - Britgirl
But, V, I loved the other! I'm sure if we listened to it together, it would sound quite different :) *puts comforting arm around your shoulders* Cheer up, or I'll start singing then you really will question our friendship - BritgirlV 8 Comments
And how, pray, would he EVER know what she looked like with her mouth closed?
Oh, V...that's just mean. Funny, but mean. - Britgirl
Mmmm...give me a minute to catch my breath *insert minutes' pause here *...That song is so sexy! V! - Britgirl
No sarcasm, no polite hype. I meant every word. I really did love that, V. :). - BritgirlV 8 Comments
Hmm, V...that sounds positively... lovely, I'm sure. Spraying myself with Odour la Saddle Leather as we speak :). - Britgirl
Now see, Beege, over here in your former back-forty, some of us prefer charred backstrap, saddle leather, and Doe-In-Heat. Mmm-mm.
Ba dum tss - Martinglez
You're right, Beege. Many a geezer has leapt from a perfectly good plane solely because some gal said he couldn't, only to disintegrate in a puff of smoke and a sad whimper before ever touching the ground.
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2. Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and husbands
3. A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist hopes they are