Top Ten Humorous Sayings About MenBritgirl Since I know how sensitive some men can be, Yes, you are one of them... ;) I've only opted to using humorous sayings. Hopefully you'll see the funny side.
After all, we must never take humour seriously.
The Top Ten
Gotta disagree with one thing (one thing? ) Beege. Humor absolutely should be taken seriously. Anything that helps keep a body from going stark, raving bonkers in a world gone mad needs to be taken in grave earnest. (Conflictive, much? )
That's because neurotic, temperamental beavers are always gnawing at our pith and stepping on our nuts. Whaddya 'spect?
Ok, V, we can agree to disagree on this. Just a question though...would you say there is a time for levity or just wrong time, wrong place? - BritgirlV 2 Comments
Oh...we UNDERSTAND, Beege. It's just that the reality frightens us close to honest. Going dense is a survival mechanism, kinda like the mammalian-diving reflex. Smiley (because my smilies keep disappearing).
And either way, he's a misogynist. Cain't win. Cain't even break even.V 2 Comments
So, yer saying' that when they go from hot to shot, aflame to lame, saucy to mossy, lusty to dusty, midnight thrills to arthritis pills, they're MORE attractive to a guy who digs up moldy stuff for a living? I can buy that.
This one is truly the best (humorous) saying I've heard. The woman will be pleased. - LightningBlade
V, you are lucky I have a sense of humour and don't see your comment as anything more than you being your usual jocular self... - Britgirl
Liked this one lol. - MartinglezV 3 Comments
Think it depends on what he's driving, where she's sitting, and what he's kissing. Might need a slide rule for the calculations.
But, V, I loved the other! I'm sure if we listened to it together, it would sound quite different :) *puts comforting arm around your shoulders* Cheer up, or I'll start singing then you really will question our friendship - BritgirlV 10 Comments
And how, pray, would he EVER know what she looked like with her mouth closed?
Mmmm...give me a minute to catch my breath *insert minutes' pause here *...That song is so sexy! V! - Britgirl
Oh my goodness...so so beautiful, V. Brought a lump to my throat. Listening to them alone in the dark gives her voice and lyrics so much more meaning. I love that simple guitar too. I also listened to "Can't Make You Love me" which I've heard many versions of but her voice is so gorgeous.
I shall sleep blissfully. I did enjoy. Thank you so much! :). - Britgirl
Hmm, V...that sounds positively... lovely, I'm sure. Spraying myself with Odour la Saddle Leather as we speak :). - BritgirlV 1 Comment
Ba dum tss - Martinglez
You're right, Beege. Many a geezer has leapt from a perfectly good plane solely because some gal said he couldn't, only to disintegrate in a puff of smoke and a sad whimper before ever touching the ground.
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2. Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and husbands
3. A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist hopes they are