Top Ten Humorous Statements Relating to Rock Bands

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The Top Ten

1 I ran into Billy Corgan on Halloween. We talked, and the next day, we smashed the pumpkins I carved for Halloween.
2 I was visiting Washington DC on July 4th, and Hotel California started to play at a local's party. I looked up and saw an eagle.
3 I was visiting my British friend, and brought my ant farm. The next day, when I went home, I found a beetle in the ant farm! I named it Paul.

I actually don't have an ant farm, though. - Turkeyasylum

4 We were learning about Buddhism in our social studies class. When we had a substitute one day, we were supposed to talk about the Buddhist enlightenment of Nirvana, but watched a documentary about Kurt Cobain instead.

I love history, and this is hilarious

5 I think white water rafting is not fun because I always end up falling in rivers.
6 I was trying to compete in trivia against my friends, but they got so enraged about losing, they destroyed the game. I guess they let villainy thrive in them.
7 I have been trying to paint my house black. On the seventh day of the week, I always rest.

The first line made me think of the Stones, but it must be Black Sabbath. - PetSounds

These keep getting less obvious, if you didn't know. - Turkeyasylum

8 Alice just doesn't know when to stop texting. She has to break the chain eventually

Oh this was good - Toucan

9 Who wants to throw rocks at Paul McCartney for singing mainstream pop?

I personally think that would be too harsh. - Turkeyasylum

I can't figure this one out… is it The Rolling Stones? - PetSounds

10 In Boy Scouts today, we helped fund a wedding for people who can't afford it. We slipped the money in their hands so they could tie the knot.

The Contenders

11 The theater was packed well, which held a possibility for a good show, but it was so boring, I decided to daydream.
12 It was a March Day. Because it was a March Day, it was very green.
13 On my tour to Ramstein Air Base, I somehow bumped into a couple of German tourists
14 You should've seen me hammer that nail in. It was like nine inches long!

Finally an Easy One - Toucan

15 Which Manson are you talking about? Marilyn? Or was it Charles?
16 I got in a fight with this surfer dude I know and I said "Will you stop being such a butthole?"
17 They told me to bring roses for the wedding, but I accidentally brought a gun instead
18 Where's that sound coming from? The garden?
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Top Remixes

1. Alice just doesn't know when to stop texting. She has to break the chain eventually
2. I ran into Billy Corgan on Halloween. We talked, and the next day, we smashed the pumpkins I carved for Halloween.
3. I was visiting my British friend, and brought my ant farm. The next day, when I went home, I found a beetle in the ant farm! I named it Paul.
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1. I ran into Billy Corgan on Halloween. We talked, and the next day, we smashed the pumpkins I carved for Halloween.
2. We were learning about Buddhism in our social studies class. When we had a substitute one day, we were supposed to talk about the Buddhist enlightenment of Nirvana, but watched a documentary about Kurt Cobain instead.
3. I was visiting Washington DC on July 4th, and Hotel California started to play at a local's party. I looked up and saw an eagle.
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