Top 10 Ideas for Things that Should Happen in the Next Parappa the Rapper And/or Um Jammer Lammy Game

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The Top Ten

1 Parappa yanks his hat off and reveals Finn's glorious golden hair from Adventure Time hiding beneath it, and the sheer spectacle of it causes Lammy to break down crying and  finally admit "her" actual gender to everyone in the general vicinity

Why, you may ask? A certain feeling called hair-length envy
How, you may ask? By stripping "herself" naked and revealing that "her" chest is actually covered in hilariously exaggerated muscles that make it look as if "she" has man-bewbs

Which, of course, would make hardly anyone in the general vicinity surprised, for numerous reasons that start with "horns" and continue with "canonically embarrassingly flat and featureless chest" - xandermartin98

2 Obligatory crossover with HiHi Puffy AmiYumi and Gitaroo Man

This could work with Parappa too, honestly (not just Lammy) - xandermartin98

3 Lammy and Katy get married to each other and have adorable sheep-kitten babies together

Yes; believe it or not, this IS actually canon - xandermartin98

4 Hairdresser Octopus cosplays as Toko Fukawa from Danganronpa

SEPERATED MANUALLY AT BIRTH BY SCISSORS - xandermartin98

5 Parappa has an Epic Rap Battle Of History with Eminem

I AM BEGINNING TO FEEL LIKE A RAP DOG - xandermartin98

6 Guru Ant, Prince Fleaswallow and Lammy (all dressed up as the most deliberately stereotypical 1960s hippies possible) engage in a weed-smoking contest

Count good old MC King Kong Mushi in as well - xandermartin98

7 Chop Chop Master Onion grows fifty feet tall and fights Paper Godzilla

You know, like in Playstation All Stars Battle Royale - xandermartin98

8 Lammy literally plays Katy's and Parappa's bodies (preferably their naked bodies, in fact) like guitars

Also appeared in a Tumblr comic at one point - xandermartin98

9 Captain Fussenpepper drunkenly flies an X-Wing into the Death Star while absentmindedly rambling about how the military was "back in his day"

We very seriously NEED more video game levels with the original Fright Flight's degree of memorability that take place in airplanes - xandermartin98

10 Lammy looks herself up on Paheal.net AKA Rule34.com (and all of the furry sites as well) and is found curled up in a ball and shivering in traumatized fear in the corner of her bedroom by Parappa and Katy shortly thereafter

Prostitution, objectification, it's all in the art - xandermartin98

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1. Parappa yanks his hat off and reveals Finn's glorious golden hair from Adventure Time hiding beneath it, and the sheer spectacle of it causes Lammy to break down crying and  finally admit "her" actual gender to everyone in the general vicinity
2. Obligatory crossover with HiHi Puffy AmiYumi and Gitaroo Man
3. Lammy and Katy get married to each other and have adorable sheep-kitten babies together
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