Top Ten Idioms That Would Be Extremely Confusing If Taken In a Literal ContextBasically I'm trying to say the top ten idioms that are strange if taken literally.
The Top Ten
A funny one actually and it means heavy rain.
That would be rather painful and where would they come from? - happyhappyjoyjoy
Never understood this Idiom. - IronSabbathPriest
Who thought of all these idoms? - Songsta41
So I have to pay an arm and a leg just to buy a chair?! - happyhappyjoyjoy
She drive me up the wall, now how do I get off it - happyhappyjoyjoy
Time does run differently in New York than it does to London, due to the effects of general relativity. But you won't notice it. - PositronWildhawk
Wait so time moves differently in New York? - happyhappyjoyjoy
Ever seen this happen in Sabrina The Teenage Witch (90s)
"aw man where did he put it this time" - happyhappyjoyjoy
Man it sounds so uncomfortable there. I'm so sorry for you. - happyhappyjoyjoy
So where's the cake? - happyhappyjoyjoy
"you guys are painting the town. Wow what a lame date" - happyhappyjoyjoy
Actually my eyes are brown... - happyhappyjoyjoy
You are under arrest for suspicion of road abuse. You do not have to say anything but anything you do say may be used against you. In other words, what did the road ever do to you?!
My hands are bleeding - thisisaveryrandomusername88
Hey it's my old friend Satan (just kidding)
Can I talk to Satan now mommy.
Ummm, no I was talking about Gerald - ThorEV
No one would ever do this...not even in the era before everyone said "We have become PC"
What is a cat doing in a bag?
HEY! Comeback with my shoes!
Ow! My arms are getting sore! - Gg2000
Sorry if that's ever happened to you literally.
Really my shower?