Top 10 Idiotic Animal Names

The Top Ten
1 Great Tit

Those are some great tits!

2 Pink Fairy Armadillo
3 Screaming Hairy Armadillo

What kind of names are these?

4 Chicken Turtle

Sounds like a strange hybrid.

Must been taste like chicken

5 Satanic Leaf-Tailed Gecko
6 Strange-Tailed Tyrant
7 Ice Cream Cone Worm
8 Mustached Puffbird
9 Fried Egg Jellyfish

Breakfast anybody?

10 Mountain Chicken

It's a frog for Pete's sake! Why is it even called "mountain chicken"?

The Contenders
11 Goblin Shark

Because goblins of course

12 Satanic Nightjar
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