Top 10 Idiotic Reasons Why the USSR Collapsed

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The Top Ten
1 Lenin came back from the dead and kills the Soviet government
2 Reagan comes and handshakes with Gorbachev then USSR collapse
3 Brezhnev came back from the dead and kissed Honecker too hard
4 Gorbachev quickscopes the Soviet government
5 Borat comes and USSR collapse
6 Gorbachev danced Gangnam Style
7 USSR collapse because of the Illuminati
8 Because it was Communist
9 McDonald’s launched in Soviet Union
10 Hitler came back from the dead and invaded the USSR
The Contenders
11 It was too big
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