Top 10 Most Ignorant and Absurd Music Comments On TheTopTens


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21 "How did such an addled burnout ever put seven words together?" - about Ronnie James Dio

How do I know an anonymous comment was written by a certain "visitor"? It's factually inaccurate but attacks the metal community - fans and great musicians. Basically, a definition of troll comment - it's goal is simply to get an angry response and start pointless internet fights. - Metal_Treasure

Well, I already added "an addled burnout" but then I decided that the entire sentence should be here. Yeah, this was written by an ignorant metal hater who confused Dio with Ozzy. - Metal_Treasure

22 "Well, she's a lot easier to look at than metal is to listen to. I'll go with the girlie, while you go deaf." - about Meghan Trainor

Why do people say that metal is so loud just turn down the volume - SoldierOfFortune

23 "He should be the 1st!" - about Ozzy Osbourne on the list "Greatest Heavy Metal/Hard Rock Vocalists "

I get what you mean but this doesn't annoy me too much. I think the person was just going by personal preference. Let's be real, 99% of the votes cast on this site are for personal preference. I don't think any harm was intended with this comment, at least when compared to some of the other examples. - IronSabbathPriest

Ozzy is at #6, which is already too disturbing. Moreover, he is higher than Axl Rose - #7, Freddie Mercury - #8, and so on. - Metal_Treasure

Why not? Ozzy 1, he's better than all modern metal/ metalcore singers, death metal, and black metal singers. Plus, he has a good voice. But Robby me boy is better - SoldierOfFortune

Loads of these are subjective, not stupid - _Jack_

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24 "Stairway to heaven is THE original rock song"

Historically speaking, the original rock song that started the wave and brought in a new style was probably Rock Around the Clock by Bill Haley, as it had a beat that hadn't been quite popularized yet, and was mostly found in jazz songs. - naFrovivuS

Ice Ice Baby is THE original hip hop song - somekindofaguy

Its one of them - SoldierOfFortune

Original? LOL, the irony... How a song with a ripped off part is original? And how a cover band can be original?
Check out these lists and be convinced:
Top 10 Songs That Led Zeppelin Ripped Off
Top 10 Led Zeppelin Songs That Were Ripped Off From Another Artist - Metal_Treasure

25 "They have the amazing songs and has better talent than that overrated blonde!" - about Meghan Trainor and Iggy Azalea being better than Jackie Evancho

Well I do agree, they're all overrated blondes. - naFrovivuS

26 "They are popular because the singer is a girl" - about Paramore

You can't be serious?

And I guess Evanescence is popular for that reason too. - naFrovivuS

That's not a nice thing to say. - lovefrombadlands

Hayley Williams is a likable frontwoman with a voice that has enough energy and enthusiasm to maintain a Pop-Punk/Alternative Rock style and her personality is honest and bubbly, which influences the Paramore fanbase positively. And that's just a handful of reasons why Paramore is popular.

In addition, this argument is like saying Nightwish, Epica or Halestorm is only popular because there's a frontwoman instead. - CrimsonShark

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27 "Metal sucks it's nothing but screaming about killing people, I'm surprised you people even call it music. You guys need to listen to some Drake and educate yourselves."

I am pretty sure that the metal song Wheel Of Time by Blind Guardian contains more music than any Drake song. So I don't think I need to "educate myself". Most probably the author of this comment needs to "educate" himself and should start with the fact that most of the metal songs aren't "screaming about killing people". - Metal_Treasure

Yeah well, Drake ain't that great either. His vocal and lyrical delivery is rather limited and much of his discography is mediocre at best. A much more better representative is Kendrick Lamar. And why are people's thoughts on Metal so backwards? - CrimsonShark

Metal is nothing but screaming? You've clearly never heard Judas Priest! - naFrovivuS

Again, stereotypes... stereotypes everywhere. - somekindofaguy

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28 "Nirvana Invented Grunge"

Yes, they would prove influential to Grunge's development and be a key factor in its popularity, but they seem to take more credit then they deserve, which leaves others like Alice in Chains, Soundgarden and Pearl Jam somewhat neglected, which is definitely not a good thing. Also noting that neither of the four invented Grunge at all, but they do deserve their recognition and influence for years to come. - CrimsonShark

"Poser" Nirvana fans are so ignorant that they think Nirvana invented grunge which isn't true Green River invented grunge and if you want to go further technically the Nile Song by Pink Floyd is a grunge song.

A "poser" Nirvana fan is a person who says they love Nirvana even though they have only heard the popular songs from Nevermind and think SLTS is the best song ever made and Nevermind is the best album ever made, typically they wear Nirvana shirts with their logo on them.

List: Best Grunge / Alternative Rock Bands - christangrant

29 "They began the grunge music, they are grunge, they should be number 1, shows how many morons there are that they're not. To even vote for the Alice in Chains makes you a moron, not as dumb as the 3% that voted for the Melvins and their back stabbing..."

What would be funnier than comments like this one? Keep 'em coming guys, we need fun! - Metal_Treasure

People like this usually don't even know what words like I.Q. means. - somekindofaguy

I couldn't post the whole comment so heres the rest of it the part that made me put this on the list
"But still to vote for anyone before voting for Nirvana shows you lack of an I.Q".
So apparently everyone who votes for anything but Nirvana on that list is a moron, once again a reason why Nirvana is so overrated and they didn't begin grunge music Green River Did so if anything the person who made this comment is a moron who lacks musical knowledge
List Best Grunge Bands item: Nirvana - christangrant

Because Nirvana is the Second Coming? Kurt Cobain died for our taste in music and to invigorate the Grunge movement? THEY ARE GRUNGE?!

I mean, this post-fame is just ridiculous. I like some of their songs, but this over-glorification is a seminal example to show why Nirvana is overrated. Neither of the Grunge Big Four "invented" Grunge, they just helped in development and popularity for contemporary musicians and fans. I'd even argue that bands inspired by and derived from them, such as Breaking Benjamin and Three Days Grace are better.

In addition, Melvins and Green River deserve their reputation for laying the groundwork. And Soundgarden is the best example of Grunge's talent and fame. - CrimsonShark

30 This is possibly the worst death metal song I've ever heard. It sounds awful and there's no feeling to it at all. It's disgraceful to be called music - About Raining Blood by Slayer

I think "Raining Blood" is overrated (I prefer "Angel of Death" and "Hell Awaits"). But this comment is barely presentable, let alone having a built point. First off, "Raining Blood" is Thrash Metal (Though it is a big influence and a reminisce on Death Metal) and is normally seen as a Metal Anthem (I sometimes jam about on it). - CrimsonShark

1st of all it isn't Death Metal 2nd, No Feeling at all uh wrong it gives you a feeling of something called ADRENALINE and 3rd, It's not disgraceful to music because it was considered by many to be one of the best Thrash songs of all time

List Worst Guitar Hero Songs (a very bad list I might add) - christangrant

31 "he was an AMAZING person" - about Michael Jackson

What's (not) funny about this is that people hated Michael for his child molesting, and then when he died all of a sudden some of those people think he was amazing without looking back at what they said about him before. - NuMetalManiak

I need some serious facts in support of this. I couldn't say he was a good role model. - Metal_Treasure

If child molestation made you a bad person, then I guess wed have no good people - ryanrimmel

Michael Jackson wasn't a nice person... - lovefrombadlands

32 "Oh, I'm a MASSIVE Motorhead fan. what song do I know of theirs? Err...Ace of Spade....?"

I think this goes better with Nirvana, Metallica, and The Beatles. But still very accurate haha - ryanrimmel

@Britgirl - thanks for adding this. Excellent! Even the song title is wrong (Spade? S? ) - Metal_Treasure

What? This made me laugh very much :D - somekindofaguy

You could replace Motörhead and Ace of Spade[s] with pretty much any song and artist and it'd still sound stupid. - naFrovivuS

33 "Three Days Grace is the most unique Rock band"

They do (or did) have a really good vocalist in Adam Gontier, who did make the band unique compared to other Hard Alternative acts. There are differences between each Hard Alternative bands, though they can be difficult to notice. - CrimsonShark

God I hate a lot of my old comments on my old account I said a lot of stupid rubbish.

Even though they sound just like any other alternative/post grunge band - ryanrimmel

Without a doubt, THE most unique. - somekindofaguy

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34 "AC/DC is my favourite band and some of the bands above this can't even be classified as metal. " - about Back In Black on the list "Best Metal Songs"

... but AC/DC are classified as metal? LOL - Metal_Treasure

35 "Iron Maiden is a disgrace to rock and metal"

Whoever made this comment is a disgrace to Rock and Metal - christangrant

36 "Dave Mustaine is God and creator of Speed/Thrash Metal"

Dave Mustaine is one of the greatest metal musicians ever but he didn't create Speed/Thrash Metal. By the way, these are 2 different metal subgenres but again, he didn't create them. - Metal_Treasure

And he wrote every riff for Slayer, Exodus and Anthrax, and every lyrics for Nirvana, The Beastie Boys and he went back in time and wrote most of the Beatles songs, it's a fact. Deal with It haters. - somekindofaguy

You can call him a god of thrash metal, cause he certainly is one of the greatest guitarists I've ever seen in metal - ryanrimmel

Quite the contrary actually. Megadeth is actually the least influential out of the Thrash Big Four as outside of setting up a huge standard for Thrash Metal and developing a respectable community and recognition for its music and lyrics, there's not much to pick out in terms of setting up something in the future. Metallica branched out Metal's popularity and would be a major factor in keeping mainstream Metal relevant during the 1990s, Slayer would be seen as a big influence for Extreme Metal and Anthrax would influence Rap Metal and Nu Metal during the mid-late 1990s.

In addition, neither of the four "Invented" Thrash Metal. That owing goes to Venom. Although Mustaine can be considered one of Metal's greatest guitarists, I can't take that back. - CrimsonShark

37 "...Mr. McCartney can't sing very well. Sorry"

His Beatles song "Yesterday" has been covered by over 2,200 different artists. He has collectively sold 700+ records (with The Beatles and solo). To say he isn't talented is beyond stupid, nobody will ever be as successful as him in the music world - ryanrimmel

Thanks Billyv - this comment deserves to be on this list. He probably isn't the best singer ever but to say that he "can't sing very well" is ridiculous. - Metal_Treasure

38 "It sucks monkeys butts and this is madness" - about Fifth Harmony

Of course Fifth Harmony suck, but the comment here makes no sense. - Swellow

I'm not gonna side with the commenter because it's about an artist I hate, I'm going against it because I'm a proud grammar police officer and state that this sentence misuses subjects and predicates. - naFrovivuS

Ok, this doesn't make sense. But Fifth Harmony is bad since Camila quit. - lovefrombadlands

39 "This album is basically the birth of metal" - about Paranoid by Black Sabbath

I guess it's under one of my lists - somekindofaguy

It's wrong from many viewpoints. - Metal_Treasure

40 "Why is this only #7? Metal hurts my ears! Sure, pop is annoying, rap is unexplainable, country is boring, dubstep is just question marks whenever I hear it, emo is just a mess, and pornogrind is just crappy rock, but metal is the ABSOLUTE WORST!" - Comme

So... Pornogrind is better than Metal? Ugh... - CrimsonShark

Apparently the whole item isn't showing up, so this is a comment on metal on the worst music genres list. - Element119

So the guy technically hates music... - somekindofaguy

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