Top 10 Most Illogical Moments in the Bible

The bible is full of moments that completely defy logic. And I've compiled a list of 10 truly illogical bible moments.

Somebody once told me "Just because some of the stories aren't true doesn't mean the whole book isn't true!" No that's exactly what it means, it ruins its credibility. If someone lies to me, they're a liar and I won't believe anything they have to say. That goes for the bible because I really don't think any of these stories even happened. They're so incredibly far-fetched. If you believe all this stuff listed below actually happened then you need some help because these moments are just too crazy to believe as fact. Also if you have a bible moment to share, feel free to submit it.

The Top Ten

1 The First Two People on Earth (Adam and Eve) Being Told By a Talking Snake to Eat a Fruit That God Said Not to Eat

The whole story of adam and eve is completely illogical - Solacress

Snake: Eve eat this apple for it is delicious. Eve *Looking at selfies of Adam on her phone*

2 Jesus Being Resurrected and Descending Into Heaven

Heaven wherever the hell its supposed to be? According to the Bible sounds really boring place to live after death.
No one cries? That makes me think of preschool shows the characters always smile.
There is no night-time - wow no more night parties people if this place exists. (I know not every Christian is a nutter)
God gives you a mansion everyone in Heaven lives in a mansion. Sorry I'll choose Hell what happened to earth with houses, flats, tower block flats, posh flats called apartments, bungalows, cottages, shacks, huts, mansions, palaces.

Don't worry it never happened in the real Bible. The first Bible the Codex Sinaiticus.

Good list, I think you might enjoy my list of bible plot holes - judo8alex

**ASCENDING,** my friend! Not "Descending." - clusium

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3 Moses Parting the Red Sea

Some Biblical powers.
Powers you don't hear of in reality just in the Bible.

4 Jesus Walking on Water

Miracles his powers.

5 Balaam's Talking Donkey

Ahahaa I didn't even know there was a talking donkey. I know the talking snake has always been called Satan but was written as Serpent. But the donkey. Its like Shrek.

6 Jesus Curing Lepers By Touching Them
7 Jesus Being Born from a Virgin Birth

I think you missed the point he is the son of God.

8 God Turning Lot's Wife Into a Pillar of Salt

The Bible doesn't say that it was God Who Turned Lot's wife into a pillar of salt. All it says is, she "looked back and **BECAME** a pillar of salt." When you read the chapters in Genesis, regarding Sodom & Gomorrah carefully, you will probably notice that what was happening, was a volcano had erupted in the vicinity. 'To look back,' often implies staying back or lingering around. Mrs. Lot was looking back & watching in horror, that the home she'd known for years was being destroyed, & people she knew were being killed. Before she knew it, she was overcome with toxinous fumes & salt-encrusting crystals, & she died. - clusium

9 Jacob's Stripped Cattle
10 Noah's Ark and the Great Flood

And Ark Encounter shouldn't exist. #DestroyArkEncounter

The Contenders

11 Jesus Being Resurrected and Ascending Into Heaven

Codex Sinaiticus the first real Bible translated into English not King James which says version. In Codex Sinaiticus, Jesus was never resurrected so don't worry the rapture is a complete myth.

12 God Turning the Water of the Nile River Into Blood

I think this so called Rapture all of the water on the earth is supposed to become blood. Maybe the Rapture happened in the Bible.

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