Top 10 Most Illogical Things About God

I really have no idea why everyone worships God. Like, I don't at all because if God was real, then he's definitely someone you don't want to worship because he's an illogical concept, rife with contradiction. I don't know if a God doesn't exist, but I do know that the Abrahamic God doesn't exist because like I just said, he's omnihypocritical. Hopefully this list will show how illogical God truly is and how he isn't so real or loving after all.

The Top Ten

1 He Wasn't Born

From what we've been told, God wasn't born. That makes absolutely no sense at all. Where did he even come from? How does he exist? If he wasn't born then wouldn't that technically make him an atheist? - GodIsHell

2 He Burns People in Hell For All Eternity

How can a sick being enjoy heaven with people suffering in Hell? Why are the only two options eternal bliss or eternal torment? Wouldn't it be fair to have some kind of middle ground for people who aren't that bad? If God absolutely has to punish everyone then maybe he should have bad people experience all the wrongs they've ever done to others so that their punishment would end. - GodIsHell

3 He's Genocidal

Seriously! Why does he always go with genocide? He flooded the earth and destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah, but none of those solved the problem of evil in any way so it's completely pointless. He really should think his plans through. - GodIsHell

4 He Doesn't Do Anything to Stop All the Evil in the World

Church will answer your questions buddy. - Not_A_Weeaboo

It all wouldn't be so bad if God actually DID something about it! God give everyone freewill right? Well if God is real, then he cares more about a murderer's freedom to murder than he does for the lives of his victims.
And don't even bring up the argument of how diseases and accidents can make people stronger because if a little kid died from cancer then he'll never be stronger because of his tribulation, he'll die because of it. It's completely pointless.
Also don't even bring the argument of how God doesn't favor evil because the murderer burn in hell forever. Will that unmurder the victim? Will the torture of the victim's murderer make him feel better about being murdered? And what good will burning a person do? Maybe God should've just simply stopped him and helped him realize how bad murder is. Turn his zeal for evil into zeal for good. Maybe then he could be the one to prevent future murders. Now that would be a cool plan from a benevolent god. - GodIsHell

5 He Doesn't Reveal Himself to Us

Why didn't God provide some evidence or some reason for us to believe he exists? I mean really, what's the point in hiding? Wouldn't he have made more of an impression on his followers if he was real and present so that his words wouldn't have been altered, manipulated and corrupted through political editing and mistranslation?

And before you bring up the whole freewill argument, think about it this way. God concealed any hint of himself from any possible detection and he puts up a smokescreen in the form of an obvious, elegant and seemingly accurate natural explanation for everything he secretly did, but if we as humans didn't find his set of absolutely unbelievable myths convincing enough to discard reason and disregard everything we know about anything at all, then he was gonna punish forever on the crime of not being stupid enough to believe in possible nonsense for not good reason at all.

The lord works in mysterious ways? More like the lord works in delirious ways. - GodIsHell

6 He's Spaceless and Timeless

How can a timeless being make a decision when every decision requires at least two distinct temporal states? And how can a spaceless being be distinguishable from other identities without distance to separate them? - GodIsHell

7 He's Omniscient

Really huh? Is it even possible to be omniscient? I mean how can an being like God retain the countless gigabytes of information that would require to know everything? - GodIsHell

8 He's Free to Do What He Wants With Life Because He Created It

"He created life. He owns life so it makes sense that he would end it."

Why would that make sense though? Where's the logic in that? Also isn't the ownership of human beings called slavery? - GodIsHell

9 He Sacrificed His Son Jesus

You all probably think this was the best thing he's ever done, but I honestly think it's one of the absolute worst and most illogical things he's ever done. I mean, what does sacrificing his son even have to do with forgiveness? Can't God just simply say that he forgives everyone? He really didn't need to put his son through all that just to forgive everyone.

And why do we even have to believe that Jesus died for our sins when there's no proof of him doing so? That would be easy for the people who knew Jesus personally but what about the billions of other people who've lived after biblical times? God should've just beamed the knowledge into our heads but he instead beamed it into the biblical authors' heads (showing that God is hypocritical). - GodIsHell

10 He's Omnibenevolent

Everyone is really starting to doubt that he is. I mean with all the unnecessary tragedies, evils and sufferings that have been going on throughout history, it's quite clear now that God isn't so loving after all. I mean God wants to be all good yet have enemies who rebel and try to defeat him! - GodIsHell

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