Top 10 Immediate Signs You Might Be a Douche

The Top Ten
1 You treat members of the opposite sex like slaves
2 You immediately assume that every person with autism is automatically going to be something along the lines of Chris Chan or the original SammyClassicSonicFan

So not true. I'm autistic and I'm nothing like those people, thank goodness.

I'm not a d***** either.

3 You condescendingly and arrogantly sneer at other people when talking to them

I am one, darn it!

4 You judge things based solely around their fanbases
5 You're a guy that wears skinny jeans

I'm a woman and I find this very sexist. NOT all guys with skinny jeans are a douche bag. Some are nice!

6 Violence and hyper-realistic graphics are the two most important components of what makes a good video game for you
7 You sexually identify as Filthy Frank
8 You talk like the script to a Zero Punctuation video
9 You unironically eat Doritos, drink Mountain Dew and wear sunglasses when playing online multiplayer games
10 You "grew up" in the modern-day American suburbs
The Contenders
11 You brag about being smarter than others

I met this stupid girl in high school. In my English class, she would constantly correct me on saying certain words from a stupid packet if I messed up. I wanted to slap her so hard, and I'm NOT glad I put up with it... -.-

Oh, so kind of like half of the people on this site and a bunch of academic students at my school.

12 Your name is Chad

Ah, come on. I'm pretty sure not every Chad is a certain teenage blonde treacherous jock...

Not sure what this means, guessing it's a Nickelback joke.

I feel sorry for the country

13 You use "fa**ot" and the N word in almost every single online FPS multiplayer match you play
14 You are a long-haired drug addict

Ach, come on now, why would you have to expose my inner secrets?! What have you done?!

15 You take immense pride in having a skill/proficiency that requires almost no actual talent to have
16 You're a Trump-voting, gun-toting redneck

Haha, I can't vote so suck that!

17 You're a white dude posing as a black one
18 You're a black person that purposefully acts like an annoyingly racist caricature of black people to get attention from others
19 Your favorite character to play as in Goldeneye 64 was Oddjob
20 You're part of the target audience for Beavis & Butthead
21 You regularly call other people by insulting nicknames
22 You wear baseball caps sideways and/or backwards
23 You're both gay and homophobic at the same time

Actually if you are like this you need therapy.

24 You still care about Justin Bieber
25 You use politics to condemn others
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