1 You treat members of the opposite sex like slaves
2 You constantly hate on other TopTenners for "stat padding" when they're really just doing what the site was designed for in the first place
3 You still care about Hillary vs Trump
4 You take immense pride in having a skill/proficiency that requires almost no actual talent to have
5 You're a black person that purposefully acts like an annoyingly racist caricature of black people to get attention from others
6 You immediately assume that every person with autism is automatically going to be something along the lines of Chris Chan or the original SammyClassicSonicFan
So not true. I'm autistic and I'm nothing like those people, thank goodness.
I'm not a d***** either.
7 You condescendingly and arrogantly sneer at other people when talking to them
I am one, darn it!
8 You use "fa**ot" and the N word in almost every single online FPS multiplayer match you play
9 You judge things based solely around their fanbases
10 You're a guy that wears skinny jeans
I'm a woman and I find this very sexist. NOT all guys with skinny jeans are a douche bag. Some are nice!
You just called my boy Biersack a douche!?
(there's no way to describe what I feel except for:) *jumps of cliff*
11 You wear baseball caps sideways and/or backwards
I am again...
Excuse me? ~ AlphaQ
12 Violence and hyper-realistic graphics are the two most important components of what makes a good video game for you
13 You sexually identify as Filthy Frank
Lmao, I haven't laughed at a list this much
14 You're a member of the Encyclopedia Dramatica staff
15 You're a white dude posing as a black one
Unless we're talking about Eminem,
in which case it's still pretty debatable
16 You talk like the script to a Zero Punctuation video
Yep that's me
17 Your name is Chad
Ah, come on. I'm pretty sure not every Chad is a certain teenage blonde treacherous jock...
Not sure what this means, guessing it's a Nickelback joke.
I feel sorry for the country
18 You unironically eat Doritos, drink Mountain Dew and wear sunglasses when playing online multiplayer games
Ok, I 100% am then...
19 You are a long-haired drug addict
Ach, come on now, why would you have to expose my inner secrets?! What have you done?!
Nagito Komaeda and Hagakure from Danganronpa, anyone?
20 You "grew up" in the modern-day American suburbs
21 You brag about being smarter than others
Oh, so kind of like half of the people on this site and a bunch of academic students at my school.
22 You're a Trump-voting, gun-toting redneck
Haha, I can't vote so suck that!
23 You're both gay and homophobic at the same time
Actually if you are like this you need therapy.
(cough) Mr. Garrison from South Park (cough)
24 You still care about Justin Bieber
The Bieber hating websites.
You're a douche if you hate Justin Bieber.
25 You are a jock with a letterman jacket