Top 10 Immediate Signs You Might Be a Douche

The Top Ten

1 You treat members of the opposite sex like slaves
2 You constantly hate on other TopTenners for "stat padding" when they're really just doing what the site was designed for in the first place
3 You still care about Hillary vs Trump
4 You take immense pride in having a skill/proficiency that requires almost no actual talent to have
5 You're a black person that purposefully acts like an annoyingly racist caricature of black people to get attention from others
6 You immediately assume that every person with autism is automatically going to be something along the lines of Chris Chan or the original SammyClassicSonicFan

So not true. I'm autistic and I'm nothing like those people, thank goodness.

I'm not a d***** either.

7 You condescendingly and arrogantly sneer at other people when talking to them

I am one, darn it! - EliHbk

8 You use "fa**ot" and the N word in almost every single online FPS multiplayer match you play
9 You judge things based solely around their fanbases
10 You're a guy that wears skinny jeans

I'm a woman and I find this very sexist. NOT all guys with skinny jeans are a douche bag. Some are nice!

Haha yes. - IronSabbathPriest

You just called my boy Biersack a douche!?
(there's no way to describe what I feel except for:) *jumps of cliff* - EliHbk

The Contenders

11 You wear baseball caps sideways and/or backwards


I am again... - EliHbk

Excuse me? ~ AlphaQ

12 Violence and hyper-realistic graphics are the two most important components of what makes a good video game for you
13 You sexually identify as Filthy Frank

Lmao, I haven't laughed at a list this much

14 You're a member of the Encyclopedia Dramatica staff
15 You're a white dude posing as a black one

Unless we're talking about Eminem,
in which case it's still pretty debatable - xandermartin98

16 You talk like the script to a Zero Punctuation video

Yep that's me

17 Your name is Chad

Ah, come on. I'm pretty sure not every Chad is a certain teenage blonde treacherous jock... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Not sure what this means, guessing it's a Nickelback joke. - Skullkid755

I feel sorry for the country

18 You unironically eat Doritos, drink Mountain Dew and wear sunglasses when playing online multiplayer games

Ok, I 100% am then... - EliHbk

19 You are a long-haired drug addict

Ach, come on now, why would you have to expose my inner secrets?! What have you done?! - nerffan8000

Nagito Komaeda and Hagakure from Danganronpa, anyone? - xandermartin98

20 You "grew up" in the modern-day American suburbs
21 You brag about being smarter than others

Oh, so kind of like half of the people on this site and a bunch of academic students at my school. - 3DG20

22 You're a Trump-voting, gun-toting redneck

Haha, I can't vote so suck that! - EliHbk

23 You're both gay and homophobic at the same time

Actually if you are like this you need therapy. - Skullkid755

(cough) Mr. Garrison from South Park (cough) - xandermartin98

24 You still care about Justin Bieber

The Bieber hating websites.
You're a douche if you hate Justin Bieber.

25 You are a jock with a letterman jacket
26 You made your own nickname for yourself
27 Your favorite character to play as in Goldeneye 64 was Oddjob
28 You're part of the target audience for Beavis & Butthead
29 In America, you work for the Republicans
30 Other countries mean little or nothing to you
31 You're a stereotypically British entertainment critic
32 You regularly call other people by insulting nicknames
33 Your success in life came mainly from your parents being incredibly rich
34 You've wasted precious hours of your life arguing over which cartoon is better than another on social media websites
35 You took the GameFAQs "Best Game Ever" poll personally
36 You judge how overrated certain video games are by how much IGN overrates them in its "reviews"
37 You treat Rocko's Modern Life as the inferior wannabe knockoff to The Ren & Stimpy Show
38 You constantly call everything overrated
39 You hypocritically whine and complain about other people who have done basically nothing wrong on a regular basis
40 You immediately dismissed Um Jammer Lammy as the "cruddy girls' knockoff, bro" of Parappa The Rapper
41 You have an awful habit of calling people "stupid" just because they accidentally do something you don't like
42 You use autism as an excuse to be like Chris Chan
43 You're one of the Reddit and/or TV Tropes admins
44 You believe that the infamous "Nintendo is for babies" stereotype is true
45 You're a dedicated member of 4chan
46 You have fetishes that involve horrifically torturing other people and claim to be proud of it regardless
47 You have blonde hair and/or long eyelashes

Since when does the colour of someone’s hair or the colour of their eyelashes make them a douche? - 3DG20

48 You look like Justin Bieber
49 You're one of those obsessive nostalgia fanbrats
50 You brag about being physically stronger and/or more attractive/handsome than others
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