Top Ten Imperative Questions to Ask an Irishman

The misspellings in this list are deliberate; their intention is to bring out the funny voice.

The Top Ten

1 Would you like a potahto?

I find this list a bit rude. - FennikenFan9

Me rove pertahtos. - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

Yes, Puga would like t'potahto.

2 Will yeh shing us a shong o' t'Em'rald Isle?
3 Belfast's nice, isn't it?

Up the RA! - Puga

4 Where d'ya keep t'Guinness?

The Room dedicated to that Englishman, no? - Puga

You dern't werna know. - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

5 Drink?

Don't ask this! It'll be your round for ever more! - Britgirl

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

R.I.P Frank Kelly. - IronSabbathPriest

Is that Really a question? 👀 - Billyv

6 Gerry, is dat you?
7 Could ye shpell Pirate fer me?

Could ye spell Michael Collins fer me? - Puga

8 Ee-shee-shaw-shah-shah-shah-shah?
9 How d'yeh get t' t'Pot o' Gold, mister leprechaun?

Ye have to dolphin dive into a volcano. Or Athlone. - Puga

10 Would ye be so polite as t' feck off?

This sounds like my grandpa strangely. I think he has anger issues. - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

The Contenders

11 Have You Seen Hugh Kalailee's Shellaleighs and Ukeleles?
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