Top Ten Best Impractical Jokers Quotes

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The Top Ten

1 "I have to call a white guy name Ja'Crispy. I can't use my phone because it converted to Judaism. I've gotta tell him.. it's cuddle o'clock." - Sal

I nearly fell off my chair laughing at this. And I wasn't even ok a chair. - funnyuser

2 "If Ray Ray come around these parts looking for me, you don't go droppin' a dime do you?" - Joe

I love this
joe gatto will forever be my favorite

3 "The fat man flies at midnight." - Q

"What does that mean? " Says kid

4 "I can tell.. by looking at your palm.. that you're black." - Joe
5 "Is pumpernickel bread racist?" - Sal
6 "LARRY!!!!!!!!!" - Joe

Very popular it makes me laugh every time I hear it!

The most iconic for sure!

YES! LARRY IS THE BEST! Where is Larry, anyway?

7 "That really brings out your tickle me Elmo." - Q

It just doesn't make any sense but it's so hilarious.

Get the South Park reference? - Turkeyasylum

I've never watched South Park to be honest. You'd have to explain it to me. - LizardKing99

That is so hilarious!

8 "I have 20/20 vision. They call me Barbra Walters... because of my feminine qualities." - Murr
9 "Let dem tit-tays go before you start to blow." - Sal
10 "It's a fat Crow, who's come back from the dead to avenge some donuts that someone ate." - Q

The Newcomers

? "Up your ass and to the left..." - Joe

The Contenders

11 "Is there any difference between Jesus and a blogger?" - Murr
12 "Who does a bitch have to kiss around here to get a cream soda?" - Joe
13 "Grapes are my jam." - Sal

Blueberries are my jam too.

14 "Scoopski potatoes." - Joe

SCOOPSKI POTATOES, SCOOPSKI POTAHTOES!

15 "Cowabunga! sluts,.." - Q
16 "Welcome to White Castle, bitch." - Sal

This gets me... EVERY time.

This is gold - KingSlayer93316

LMAO I LAUGH every time

17 "I put my hand in your shirt!" - Sal
18 "Ayyy there mustache." -W

You mean Q?

This is still a good quote from Q though - KingSlayer93316

19 “LETS GET SEXY” - Sal
20 "What's black and white and black and white and black and white and red? A nun falling down the stairs." - Sal

This didn't make the actual cut for the show, but I saw it in the impractical insider. I thought it was funny as hell!

21 "The fluoride in the water is giving my son bitch t***" - Sal

lol - JTLH101

22 "That bitch, Irene" - Sal

Lmao I love this

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1. "LARRY!!!!!!!!!" - Joe
2. "The fat man flies at midnight." - Q
3. "It's a fat Crow, who's come back from the dead to avenge some donuts that someone ate." - Q
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1. "If Ray Ray come around these parts looking for me, you don't go droppin' a dime do you?" - Joe
2. "I have to call a white guy name Ja'Crispy. I can't use my phone because it converted to Judaism. I've gotta tell him.. it's cuddle o'clock." - Sal
3. "I can tell.. by looking at your palm.. that you're black." - Joe
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1. "I have to call a white guy name Ja'Crispy. I can't use my phone because it converted to Judaism. I've gotta tell him.. it's cuddle o'clock." - Sal
2. "If Ray Ray come around these parts looking for me, you don't go droppin' a dime do you?" - Joe
3. "The fat man flies at midnight." - Q
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