Top Ten Best Impractical Jokers Quotes

The Top Ten
1 "I have to call a white guy name Ja'Crispy. I can't use my phone because it converted to Judaism. I've gotta tell him.. it's cuddle o'clock." - Sal

I nearly fell off my chair laughing at this. And I wasn't even ok a chair.

2 "If Ray Ray come around these parts looking for me, you don't go droppin' a dime do you?" - Joe
3 "LARRY!!!!!!!!!" - Joe

Very popular it makes me laugh every time I hear it!

It's so funny every time I watch it, it makes me laugh

The most iconic for sure!

4 "The fat man flies at midnight." - Q

"What does that mean? " Says kid

5 "I can tell.. by looking at your palm.. that you're black." - Joe
6 "Is pumpernickel bread racist?" - Sal
7 "That really brings out your tickle me Elmo." - Q

It just doesn't make any sense but it's so hilarious.

Get the South Park reference?

That is so hilarious!

8 "Let dem tit-tays go before you start to blow." - Sal
9 "I have 20/20 vision. They call me Barbra Walters... because of my feminine qualities." - Murr
10 "Is there any difference between Jesus and a blogger?" - Murr
The Contenders
11 "Scoopski potatoes." - Joe
12 "It's a fat Crow, who's come back from the dead to avenge some donuts that someone ate." - Q
13 "Grapes are my jam." - Sal

Blueberries are my jam too.

14 "Who does a bitch have to kiss around here to get a cream soda?" - Joe
15 "Up your ass and to the left..." - Joe
16 "I put my hand in your shirt!" - Sal

Even better that it's a song!

17 "Cowabunga! sluts,.." - Q
18 "Welcome to White Castle, bitch." - Sal

This gets me... EVERY time.

19 "That bitch, Irene" - Sal
20 "Shut your face, grandma!" - Sal
21 "Ayyy there mustache." -W
22 "The fluoride in the water is giving my son bitch t***" - Sal
23 “LETS GET SEXY” - Sal
24 "Surfs up AssHat!!" -Q
25 Have you seen my wife? Her body looks like a trash bag filled with mango pulp.
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