1 "I have to call a white guy name Ja'Crispy. I can't use my phone because it converted to Judaism. I've gotta tell him.. it's cuddle o'clock." - Sal
I nearly fell off my chair laughing at this. And I wasn't even ok a chair. - funnyuser
2 "If Ray Ray come around these parts looking for me, you don't go droppin' a dime do you?" - Joe
I love this
joe gatto will forever be my favorite
3 "The fat man flies at midnight." - Q
"What does that mean? " Says kid
4 "LARRY!!!!!!!!!" - Joe
Very popular it makes me laugh every time I hear it!
It's so funny every time I watch it, it makes me laugh
The most iconic for sure!
YES! LARRY IS THE BEST! Where is Larry, anyway?
5 "I can tell.. by looking at your palm.. that you're black." - Joe
6 "Is pumpernickel bread racist?" - Sal
7 "That really brings out your tickle me Elmo." - Q
It just doesn't make any sense but it's so hilarious.
Get the South Park reference? - Turkeyasylum
I've never watched South Park to be honest. You'd have to explain it to me. - LizardKing99
That is so hilarious!
8 "I have 20/20 vision. They call me Barbra Walters... because of my feminine qualities." - Murr
9 "Let dem tit-tays go before you start to blow." - Sal
10 "Is there any difference between Jesus and a blogger?" - Murr
11 "It's a fat Crow, who's come back from the dead to avenge some donuts that someone ate." - Q
12 "Scoopski potatoes." - Joe
SCOOPSKI POTATOES, SCOOPSKI POTAHTOES!
13 "Who does a bitch have to kiss around here to get a cream soda?" - Joe
14 "I put my hand in your shirt!" - Sal
Even better that it's a song!
15 "Up your ass and to the left..." - Joe
Been an iconic quote since they first used it and now it’s carried onto season 8
16 "Grapes are my jam." - Sal
Blueberries are my jam too.
17 "Cowabunga! sluts,.." - Q
18 "Welcome to White Castle, bitch." - Sal
This gets me... EVERY time.
This is gold - KingSlayer93316
LMAO I LAUGH every time
19 "Ayyy there mustache." -W
You mean Q?
This is still a good quote from Q though - KingSlayer93316
20 "The fluoride in the water is giving my son bitch t***" - Sal
21 "That bitch, Irene" - Sal
Lmao I love this
22 “LETS GET SEXY” - Sal
23 "Shut your face, grandma!" - Sal
24 "Surfs up AssHat!!" -Q
25 "What's black and white and black and white and black and white and red? A nun falling down the stairs." - Sal
This didn't make the actual cut for the show, but I saw it in the impractical insider. I thought it was funny as hell!
26 Have you seen my wife? Her body looks like a trash bag filled with mango pulp.
27 "I need to see how strong your pimp hand is." - Murr
28 (In Italian) "Hello prostitute, how much?" - Q
29 Bitches be trippin’ - Murr
30 "It's a damn scarecrow!" - Sal
31 "It's like feeding time at the zoo." - Q