Top Ten Inanely Absurd Things Celebrities Have Said
The Top Ten
1 “I don’t think anybody should write his autobiography until after he’s dead.” (Samuel Goldwyn)
True. Let the dead man write his autobiography for god damn sake! *Sarcasm*
Hm there may be a flaw in your plan...
2 ”I didn’t know that 6 million Jews were killed, that’s a lot of people.” (Melanie Griffith)
3 “I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our fifty-two states.” (Raquel Welch)
4 "No, no, I didn't go to England; I went to London." (Paris Hilton)
Breaking News: London seceded from the UK with Undead Churchill as it's President of the newly formed country... Woops, wrong report!
I'd be surprised, but its Paris Hilton so, I expected this
It's in the same country you idiot!
5 “I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” (Arnold Schwarzenegger)
You would think he's smart!
6 "I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." (Britney Spears)
Isn't our celebs dumb.
7 "Pandora.. Whoever you are!! Thank you!! I get tweets about you playing my music all the time!!" (Tyrese)
8 "So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?" (Christina Aguilera)
It's being held in Canada. (Note the sarcasm)
9 "If the fat people just gave the skinny people more food, we could all just eat. ... We could solve obesity and hunger at the same time." (Ashton Kutcher)
When he play dumb characters ( he plays them in every movie ) he's actually acting naturally.
10 "Michael Jackson plus 2Pac equals Chris Brown" (Nick Cannon)
The Contenders
11 "What's WalMart? Do they like make Walls there?"
12 "I have a recurring dream that people are lined up next to my bed, waiting for autographs and taking pictures of me!" (Taylor Swift)
Oh, yeah, that's just so you, Taylor! I'll be there with a big surprise for you!
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