Top Ten Inanely Absurd Things Celebrities Have Said

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The Top Ten

1 ”I didn’t know that 6 million Jews were killed, that’s a lot of people.” (Melanie Griffith)
2 “I don’t think anybody should write his autobiography until after he’s dead.” (Samuel Goldwyn)

True. Let the dead man write his autobiography for god damn sake! *Sarcasm* - WalterWalker66

3 “I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our fifty-two states.” (Raquel Welch)
4 “I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

You would think he's smart!

5 "No, no, I didn't go to England; I went to London." (Paris Hilton)

It's in the same country you idiot! - Minecraftcrazy530

Breaking News: London seceded from the UK with Undead Churchill as it's President of the newly formed country... Woops, wrong report! - WalterWalker66

6 "Pandora.. Whoever you are!! Thank you!! I get tweets about you playing my music all the time!!" (Tyrese)
7 "I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." (Britney Spears)

Isn't our celebs dumb.

8 "So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?" (Christina Aguilera)

It's being held in Canada. (Note the sarcasm)

9 "Michael Jackson plus 2Pac equals Chris Brown" (Nick Cannon)

Michael Jackson + Tupac = Kendrick Lamar (maybe)

Varg Vikernes + Tyga = Chris Brown - WonkeyDude98

You have to have a very low IQ in order to state Chris Brown is the combo of Tupac and Michael Jackson. - Swellow

10 "If the fat people just gave the skinny people more food, we could all just eat. ... We could solve obesity and hunger at the same time." (Ashton Kutcher)

When he play dumb characters ( he plays them in every movie ) he's actually acting naturally.

The Contenders

11 "I have a recurring dream that people are lined up next to my bed, waiting for autographs and taking pictures of me!" (Taylor Swift)

Oh, yeah, that's just so you, Taylor! I'll be there with a big surprise for you! - PositronWildhawk

12 "What's WalMart? Do they like make Walls there?"
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1. ”I didn’t know that 6 million Jews were killed, that’s a lot of people.” (Melanie Griffith)
2. “I don’t think anybody should write his autobiography until after he’s dead.” (Samuel Goldwyn)
3. “I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our fifty-two states.” (Raquel Welch)
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