Top Ten Most Inappropriate Children's Books
The Top Ten
I don't like this title I love helping disabled people and help pushing wheel chairs it fun, I would never read this book
Whats with this books title, that's not right
Apparently the author didn't - shadomatrix
The title is inappropriate - trains45
LOL I laughed really hard at this one. - PhilTheCorgi
Does she paint the girl's parts - Presidentofpotatoes
Sounds like Polly has some serious issues
Polly paints my balls - lilrocketman
This is not right, elderly people are nice, some of them can be rude too, one was rude to me once
This is an inappropriate title, some elderly people are nice - trains45
I read that book, JUST NO. It's just wrong!
Oh my god
This is why the moms are so rude and talk trash about their children on those dumb mom websites
*Accuracy of Book Title Varies from Child to Child* - Darth-Snorpy
Do kids even know what drinking is before 8?
While health is important this book is messed up and teaches awful messages losing weight for popularity Is no good - Masochismismagic
Well, I haven't read it, but if it says that then it gets my vote. I wish that kind of thing wasn't still around...
It says only thin people can succeed. - RalphBob
The title sounds like an embracing of incest. And the kid looks like he has an Oedipus complex. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
It promotes plastic surgery. - RalphBob
It is an odd explanation of plastic surgery - Masochismismagic
Promotes plastic surgery
I read the title & nearly spat out my bubble tea. - RoseWeasley
OK, this may be a messes up book, but I'll admit the title made me laugh a little. - Brobusky
This sorta made me laugh. But yeah it sounds awful - TwilightKitsune
It sounds terrible but the title is so wrong it's kinda funny.
Finally, a book for people like me. - BlarchBlaces
Oh my god oh my god OH MYYY GOOOD
The book for evil and demented children. - RalphBob
How to become the future devil
Wait, this is real?
Is that book fake or real?
Why is this even a thing? - RalphBob
Wow there a swear in the title how is this for kids
This book is BAD I mean come on!
I'm using this for my children. - RoseWeasley
I actually listened to this on YouTube. It's weird and great and yet still technically inappropriate. I'd buy this book, but not for my sister or any child. - Merilille
Finally a book that describes me
Why Santa? Why? - RalphBob
You forgot the E in “Ho”.
I used to read this book as a kid, I remember a page where he was running outside naked the page after he took a bath and overflowed the tub
I remember one page him being naked outside and it showed his butt as well - trains45
I remember this book it was my favorite as a kid - trains45
Author: NO, DAVID! - RoseWeasley
Because she's giving you a brother.
Because she is having s3x with daddy
Please let this be fake...
It is fake
I can relate. - RoseWeasley
I must say it is pretty funny though. - RalphBob
Is this satirical? - RiverClanRocks
AKA I'm a really stupid person
R.I.P Child's hopes and dreams. - RoseWeasley
SCREW THIS BOOK!
How to kill ambition 101 - Masochismismagic
You just shattered a lot of kids dreams - TwilightKitsune
I mean, if it explains why he went to jail then it depends but its appropriate - FallenBlaze
Nah, I think with the USA's incarceration rate, this is probably appropriate. - keycha1n
I read this before. It's really weird and it sucks. DON'T READ IF YOU WANT TO SAVE YOUR EYES.
Really. Since when do you expect a guide on how to deal with your emotions when Mummy went to jail? - DontMakeARookieMistake
Great for sex ed.
A book about... A sperm
True - RoseWeasley
I agree with the title - FallenBlaze
I never saw a book with sex.
This is quite dark for a kids book. - Croy987
What's the plot of this book?
So INAPPROPRIATE! A kid in my class read it! He tol me! Disgusting!
THE TITLE DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE.
Ding dong gooch
7 year olds cannot get maried. Fact.
Drink a lot of bleach?
I read it & it was hilarious. - RoseWeasley
Push me to the edge
Mommy I'm bored inside your stomach lemme get out of your vag already!
And she gets high and shows her ass to dogs
Sounds like your big sister needs to go to rehabilitation quickly. - Swellow
That sounds pretty bizarre
What to say to someone bullying you. - RoseWeasley
OH! - FallenBlaze
I will never, ever read this book to my kids because it is often one of the most inappropriate books of the decade. - shelleyduvallfan10