Top Ten Most Inappropriate Children's Books


The Top Ten

1 Who Cares About Disabled People

The title is inappropriate - trains45

The title...

The following productions are not appropriate for children under 3 years old, - Wait what? - FallenBlaze

Who cares about you author? - FallenBlaze

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2 Polly Paints a Penis

LOL I laughed really hard at this one. - PhilTheCorgi

Does she paint the girl's parts - Presidentofpotatoes

Sounds like Polly has some serious issues

Polly paints my balls - lilrocketman

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3 Who Cares about Elderly People?

Just no

I read that book, JUST NO. It's just wrong!

It shows the wrong picture

Pam Adams strikes again. - RalphBob

4 Mommy Drinks Because You're Bad

Oh my god

This is why the moms are so rude and talk trash about their children on those dumb mom websites

*Accuracy of Book Title Varies from Child to Child* - Darth-Snorpy

Do kids even know what drinking is before 8?

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5 Maggie Goes On a Diet


Is this a book about Honey Boo Boo?

While health is important this book is messed up and teaches awful messages losing weight for popularity Is no good - Masochismismagic

Well, I haven't read it, but if it says that then it gets my vote. I wish that kind of thing wasn't still around...

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6 My Beautiful Mommy

It is an odd explanation of plastic surgery - Masochismismagic

The title sounds like an embracing of incest. And the kid looks like he has an Oedipus complex. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

It promotes plastic surgery. - RalphBob

Promotes plastic surgery

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7 Children Are No Match for Fire

I read the title & nearly spat out my bubble tea. - RoseWeasley

OK, this may be a messes up book, but I'll admit the title made me laugh a little. - Brobusky

This sorta made me laugh. But yeah it sounds awful - TwilightKitsune

It sounds terrible but the title is so wrong it's kinda funny.

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8 Feelings and How to Destroy Them

Finally, a book for people like me. - BlarchBlaces

Oh my god oh my god OH MYYY GOOOD

The book for evil and demented children. - RalphBob

How to become the future devil

9 Good-Bye Testicles

Uh wow

Wait, this is real?

Is that book fake or real?

Why is this even a thing? - RalphBob

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10 Go the F**k to Sleep

I'm using this for my children. - RoseWeasley

I would read this to children, that sounds like an awesome book!

Is this book a joke?

I actually listened to this on YouTube. It's weird and great and yet still technically inappropriate. I'd buy this book, but not for my sister or any child. - Merilille

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The Newcomers

? Alfie's Home

The Contenders

11 The Loneliest Ho In the World

Finally a book that describes me

Why Santa? Why? - RalphBob

You forgot the E in “Ho”.

12 No, David!

This book is terrible!

Loved this book as a kid!

I remember this one! - 445956

So funny

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13 Everything I Want To Do Is Illegal: War Stories from the Local Food Front

I can relate. - RoseWeasley

I must say it is pretty funny though. - RalphBob

Is this satirical? - RiverClanRocks

AKA I'm a really stupid person

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14 The Night Dad Went to Jail: What to Expect When Someone You Love Goes to Jail

I mean, if it explains why he went to jail then it depends but its appropriate - FallenBlaze

Nah, I think with the USA's incarceration rate, this is probably appropriate. - keycha1n

I read this before. It's really weird and it sucks. DON'T READ IF YOU WANT TO SAVE YOUR EYES.

Really. Since when do you expect a guide on how to deal with your emotions when Mummy went to jail? - DontMakeARookieMistake

15 You Can't Be an Astronaut: It's Just Not Realistic


How to kill ambition 101 - Masochismismagic

You just shattered a lot of kids dreams - TwilightKitsune

Well I want to be an astronaut when I grow up so screw you author of this book

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16 Why is Mommy Moaning?

Because she's giving you a brother.

Because she is having s3x with daddy

Please let this be fake...

It is fake

17 Sex is a Funny Word

Uhh really?

18 Harpo's Horrible Secret

This is quite dark for a kids book. - Croy987

19 The House That Crack Built
20 The Color of Earth

What's the plot of this book?

So INAPPROPRIATE! A kid in my class read it! He tol me! Disgusting!


Ding dong gooch

21 You're Too Fat to Be a Ballerina
22 The Story of Little Black Sambo


23 Pinky and Rex Get Married

7 year olds cannot get maried. Fact.

24 It's Not Going to Get Any Better When You Grow Up

I agree with the title - FallenBlaze

Sounds harsh

25 Mommy Laid an Egg
26 I Wish Daddy Didn’t Drink So Much

Drink a lot of bleach?

27 All My Friends are Dead

I read it & it was hilarious. - RoseWeasley

Push me to the edge

28 Where Willy Went

A book about... A sperm

29 Ma! There's Nothing to Do Here! A Word from your Baby-in-Waiting

Mommy I'm bored inside your stomach lemme get out of your vag already!

30 My Big Sister Takes Drugs

And she gets high and shows her ass to dogs

Sounds like your big sister needs to go to rehabilitation quickly. - Swellow

31 Flowers are Pretty, but We'd Make More Money Growing Pot


32 101 Ways to Kill a Zombie

That sounds pretty bizarre

33 Mommie's Hot, You're Not

What to say to someone bullying you. - RoseWeasley

OH! - FallenBlaze

34 The Great Big Funny Book

I will never, ever read this book to my kids because it is often one of the most inappropriate books of the decade. - shelleyduvallfan10

35 Wacky Wednesday
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