Top Ten Most Inappropriate Children's Books

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The Top Ten

1 Who Cares About Disabled People

The book IS NOT "anti-disability," though it is foolish in that it labels some things disabilities which clearly aren't. It's even more foolish to pile on the bandwagon of bashing something when you haven't even bothered to examine it.

This book is about why you should care about disabled people. I'm sure its still a terrible book with a seriously misleading title, but I guess the intentions were there? - keycha1n

Actually, I'm pretty sure it was anti-disabled. At least that's what I heard, but I'm not sure. - RalphBob

I have an incredibly important question: how in the actual hell did they even manage to get all of these books published? - Mcgillacuddy

Oh my gosh, Imagine if the Teen Titans Go Characters were in this book🙀

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2 Polly Paints a Penis

Sounds like Polly has some serious issues

I find it hard to believe that this is a kid's book - Mcgillacuddy

Hang on is this an adult picture book? They are around now.

If you think that's bad, check out Do You Want To Play With My Balls, My First Little B00b Job, and The Big Coloring Book of V@gin@s - Cartoonfan202

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3 Who Cares about Elderly People?

That's the wrong picture. That's a different inappropriate children's book it's showing. - RalphBob

I read that book, JUST NO. It's just wrong!

It shows the wrong picture - Cartoonfan202

Pam Adams strikes again. - RalphBob

4 Mommy Drinks Because You're Bad

This is why the moms are so rude and talk trash about their children on those dumb mom websites - Cartoonfan202

*Accuracy of Book Title Varies from Child to Child* - Darth-Snorpy

Do kids even know what drinking is before 8?

That's ' random and crappy

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5 Maggie Goes On a Diet

Well, I haven't read it, but if it says that then it gets my vote. I wish that kind of thing wasn't still around...

It says only thin people can succeed. - RalphBob

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6 My Beautiful Mommy

The title sounds like an embracing of incest. And the kid looks like he has an Oedipus complex. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

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7 Children Are No Match for Fire

OK, this may be a messes up book, but I'll admit the title made me laugh a little. - Brobusky

It sounds terrible but the title is so wrong it's kinda funny.

This sorta made me laugh. But yeah it sounds awful - TwilightKitsune

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8 Feelings and How to Destroy Them

The book for evil and demented children. - RalphBob

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9 Good-Bye Testicles

Whoever made this book must be on drugs when making it - BlueFrostOfThunderClan

What is wrong with authors these days...

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10 Everything I Want To Do Is Illegal: War Stories from the Local Food Front

I must say it is pretty funny though. - RalphBob

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The Contenders

11 The Loneliest Ho In the World V 1 Comment
12 The Night Dad Went to Jail: What to Expect When Someone You Love Goes to Jail

Nah, I think with the USA's incarceration rate, this is probably appropriate. - keycha1n

Really. Since when do you expect a guide on how to deal with your emotions when Mummy went to jail? - DontMakeARookieMistake

I read this before. It's really weird and it sucks. DON'T READ IF YOU WANT TO SAVE YOUR EYES.

13 You Can't Be an Astronaut: It's Just Not Realistic

Well I want to be an astronaut when I grow up so screw you author of this book - Cartoonfan202

Fake book or real?

You just shattered a lot of kids dreams - TwilightKitsune

14 Go the F**k to Sleep

I actually listened to this on YouTube. It's weird and great and yet still technically inappropriate. I'd buy this book, but not for my sister or any child. - Merilille

What the heck! And this is supposed to be a children's book. Now I know why our generation is messed up.

I don't think this is a kids book... - RiverClanRocks

How isn't this at least #3!?!

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15 Harpo's Horrible Secret

This is quite dark for a kids book. - Croy987

16 The House That Crack Built
17 The Color of Earth

What's the plot of this book?

So INAPPROPRIATE! A kid in my class read it! He tol me! Disgusting!

Ding dong gooch

THE TITLE DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE.

18 It's Not Going to Get Any Better When You Grow Up V 1 Comment
19 Where Willy Went
20 Ma! There's Nothing to Do Here! A Word from your Baby-in-Waiting
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