Top Ten Most Inappropriate Children's Books
The Top Ten
I don't like this title I love helping disabled people and help pushing wheel chairs it fun, I would never read this book
This book is about why you should care about disabled people. I'm sure its still a terrible book with a seriously misleading title, but I guess the intentions were there?
Actually, I'm pretty sure it was anti-disabled. At least that's what I heard, but I'm not sure.
I have an incredibly important question: how in the actual hell did they even manage to get all of these books published?
Ok, so I figured out more about this book, and it isn't actually anti-disability, but it says a lot of cons of disabled people in it.
Sounds like Polly has some serious issues
I find it hard to believe that this is a kid's book
Drax (Guardians of the Galaxy): Did she make a penis?
Polly has to get some mental help
This is not right, elderly people are nice, some of them can be rude too, one was rude to me once
This is an inappropriate title, some elderly people are nice - trains45
I read that book, JUST NO. It's just wrong!
Oh my god
This is why the moms are so rude and talk trash about their children on those dumb mom websites
*Accuracy of Book Title Varies from Child to Child* - Darth-Snorpy
Do kids even know what drinking is before 8?
While health is important this book is messed up and teaches awful messages losing weight for popularity Is no good
Well, I haven't read it, but if it says that then it gets my vote. I wish that kind of thing wasn't still around...
It says only thin people can succeed.
Is this a book about Honey Boo Boo?
The title sounds like an embracing of incest. And the kid looks like he has an Oedipus complex. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
It promotes plastic surgery. - RalphBob
It is an odd explanation of plastic surgery - Masochismismagic
Promotes plastic surgery
I read the title & nearly spat out my bubble tea. - RoseWeasley
OK, this may be a messes up book, but I'll admit the title made me laugh a little. - Brobusky
This sorta made me laugh. But yeah it sounds awful - TwilightKitsune
It sounds terrible but the title is so wrong it's kinda funny.
The book for evil and demented children.
Finally, a book for people like me.
How to become the future devil
Oh my god oh my god OH MYYY GOOOD
Wait, this is real?
Is that book fake or real?
Why is this even a thing? - RalphBob
My mum’s friend, bought this for her On her birthday and this is funny
I actually listened to this on YouTube. It's weird and great and yet still technically inappropriate. I'd buy this book, but not for my sister or any child. - Merilille
What the heck! And this is supposed to be a children's book. Now I know why our generation is messed up.
I don't think this is a kids book... - RiverClanRocks
Finally a book that describes me
Why Santa? Why? - RalphBob
You forgot the E in “Ho”.
I used to read this book as a kid, I remember a page where he was running outside naked the page after he took a bath and overflowed the tub
I remember one page him being naked outside and it showed his butt as well - trains45
I remember this book it was my favorite as a kid - trains45
Author: NO, DAVID! - RoseWeasley
Please let this be fake...
Because she's giving you a brother.
Because she is having s3x with daddy
It is fake
I can relate. - RoseWeasley
I must say it is pretty funny though. - RalphBob
Is this satirical? - RiverClanRocks
AKA I'm a really stupid person
Well I want to be an astronaut when I grow up so screw you author of this book
You just shattered a lot of kids dreams
Fake book or real?
How to kill ambition 101
I mean, if it explains why he went to jail then it depends but its appropriate - FallenBlaze
Nah, I think with the USA's incarceration rate, this is probably appropriate. - keycha1n
I read this before. It's really weird and it sucks. DON'T READ IF YOU WANT TO SAVE YOUR EYES.
Really. Since when do you expect a guide on how to deal with your emotions when Mummy went to jail? - DontMakeARookieMistake
I never saw a book with sex.
There are inappropriate pictures
Great for sex ed.
A book about... A sperm
This is quite dark for a kids book. - Croy987
I agree with the title
Drink a lot of bleach?
Push me to the edge
I read it & it was hilarious. - RoseWeasley
What's the plot of this book?
So INAPPROPRIATE! A kid in my class read it! He tol me! Disgusting!
THE TITLE DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE.
Ding dong gooch