Top Ten Most Inappropriate Children's Books

The Top Ten

1 Who Cares About Disabled People Who Cares About Disabled People Product Image

I don't like this title I love helping disabled people and help pushing wheel chairs it fun, I would never read this book

This book is about why you should care about disabled people. I'm sure its still a terrible book with a seriously misleading title, but I guess the intentions were there?

Actually, I'm pretty sure it was anti-disabled. At least that's what I heard, but I'm not sure.

I have an incredibly important question: how in the actual hell did they even manage to get all of these books published?

Ok, so I figured out more about this book, and it isn't actually anti-disability, but it says a lot of cons of disabled people in it.

2 Polly Paints a Penis

Sounds like Polly has some serious issues

I find it hard to believe that this is a kid's book

Drax (Guardians of the Galaxy): Did she make a penis?

Polly has to get some mental help

3 Who Cares about Elderly People? Who Cares about Elderly People? Product Image

This is not right, elderly people are nice, some of them can be rude too, one was rude to me once

This is an inappropriate title, some elderly people are nice - trains45

Just no

I read that book, JUST NO. It's just wrong!

4 Mommy Drinks Because You're Bad

Oh my god

This is why the moms are so rude and talk trash about their children on those dumb mom websites

*Accuracy of Book Title Varies from Child to Child* - Darth-Snorpy

Do kids even know what drinking is before 8?

5 Maggie Goes On a Diet Maggie Goes On a Diet Product Image

While health is important this book is messed up and teaches awful messages losing weight for popularity Is no good

Well, I haven't read it, but if it says that then it gets my vote. I wish that kind of thing wasn't still around...

It says only thin people can succeed.

Is this a book about Honey Boo Boo?

6 My Beautiful Mommy My Beautiful Mommy Product Image

The title sounds like an embracing of incest. And the kid looks like he has an Oedipus complex. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

It promotes plastic surgery. - RalphBob

It is an odd explanation of plastic surgery - Masochismismagic

Promotes plastic surgery

7 Children Are No Match for Fire

I read the title & nearly spat out my bubble tea. - RoseWeasley

OK, this may be a messes up book, but I'll admit the title made me laugh a little. - Brobusky

This sorta made me laugh. But yeah it sounds awful - TwilightKitsune

It sounds terrible but the title is so wrong it's kinda funny.

8 Feelings and How to Destroy Them

The book for evil and demented children.

Finally, a book for people like me.

How to become the future devil

Oh my god oh my god OH MYYY GOOOD

9 Good-Bye Testicles

Uh wow

Wait, this is real?

Is that book fake or real?

Why is this even a thing? - RalphBob

10 Go the F**k to Sleep Go the F**k to Sleep Product Image

My mum’s friend, bought this for her On her birthday and this is funny

I actually listened to this on YouTube. It's weird and great and yet still technically inappropriate. I'd buy this book, but not for my sister or any child. - Merilille

What the heck! And this is supposed to be a children's book. Now I know why our generation is messed up.

I don't think this is a kids book... - RiverClanRocks

The Contenders

11 The Loneliest Ho In the World The Loneliest Ho In the World Product Image

Finally a book that describes me

Why Santa? Why? - RalphBob

You forgot the E in “Ho”.

12 No, David! No, David! Product Image

I used to read this book as a kid, I remember a page where he was running outside naked the page after he took a bath and overflowed the tub

I remember one page him being naked outside and it showed his butt as well - trains45

I remember this book it was my favorite as a kid - trains45

David: *exists*
Author: NO, DAVID! - RoseWeasley

13 Why is Mommy Moaning?

Please let this be fake...

Because she's giving you a brother.

Because she is having s3x with daddy

It is fake

14 Everything I Want To Do Is Illegal: War Stories from the Local Food Front Everything I Want To Do Is Illegal: War Stories from the Local Food Front Product Image

I can relate. - RoseWeasley

I must say it is pretty funny though. - RalphBob

Is this satirical? - RiverClanRocks

AKA I'm a really stupid person

15 You Can't Be an Astronaut: It's Just Not Realistic

Well I want to be an astronaut when I grow up so screw you author of this book

You just shattered a lot of kids dreams

Fake book or real?

How to kill ambition 101

16 The Night Dad Went to Jail: What to Expect When Someone You Love Goes to Jail The Night Dad Went to Jail: What to Expect When Someone You Love Goes to Jail Product Image

I mean, if it explains why he went to jail then it depends but its appropriate - FallenBlaze

Nah, I think with the USA's incarceration rate, this is probably appropriate. - keycha1n

I read this before. It's really weird and it sucks. DON'T READ IF YOU WANT TO SAVE YOUR EYES.

Really. Since when do you expect a guide on how to deal with your emotions when Mummy went to jail? - DontMakeARookieMistake

17 Sex is a Funny Word

I never saw a book with sex.

There are inappropriate pictures

Uhh really?

18 Where Willy Went Where Willy Went Product Image

Great for sex ed.

A book about... A sperm

19 Harpo's Horrible Secret Harpo's Horrible Secret Product Image

This is quite dark for a kids book. - Croy987

20 You're Too Fat to Be a Ballerina
21 It's Not Going to Get Any Better When You Grow Up

Sounds harsh

I agree with the title


22 I Wish Daddy Didn’t Drink So Much I Wish Daddy Didn’t Drink So Much Product Image

Drink a lot of bleach?

23 All My Friends are Dead All My Friends are Dead Product Image

Push me to the edge

I read it & it was hilarious. - RoseWeasley

24 The House That Crack Built
25 The Color of Earth The Color of Earth Product Image

What's the plot of this book?

So INAPPROPRIATE! A kid in my class read it! He tol me! Disgusting!


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