Top Ten Most Inappropriate Children's Books

The Top Ten
1 Who Cares About Disabled People Who Cares About Disabled People Product Image

This book is about why you should care about disabled people. I'm sure its still a terrible book with a seriously misleading title, but I guess the intentions were there?

I have an incredibly important question: how in the actual hell did they even manage to get all of these books published?

All of these books actually exist?! Who would write such books! I would be willing to burn them Nazi-style, and I hate Nazis!

Ok, so I figured out more about this book, and it isn't actually anti-disability, but it says a lot of cons of disabled people in it.

2 Polly Paints a Penis

Love this book? Then make sure you don't miss out on the long awaited sequel joining her sister in... Dolly draws a D***!

Sounds like Polly has some serious issues

Hang on is this an adult picture book? They are around now.

Drax (Guardians of the Galaxy): Did she make a penis?

3 Maggie Goes On a Diet Maggie Goes On a Diet Product Image

Well, I haven't read it, but if it says that then it gets my vote. I wish that kind of thing wasn't still around...

It says only thin people can succeed.

Is this a book about Honey Boo Boo?

It says fat people can't succeed.

4 Who Cares about Elderly People? Who Cares about Elderly People? Product Image

This is not right, elderly people are nice, some of them can be rude too, one was rude to me once

Me who cares about the elderly just as much as animals: *sobs*

Pam Adams strikes again.

This is terrible.

5 My Beautiful Mommy My Beautiful Mommy Product Image

The title sounds like an embracing of incest. And the kid looks like he has an Oedipus complex.

It is an odd explanation of plastic surgery

I heard this one promotes plastic surgery.

It promotes plastic surgery.

6 Go the F**k to Sleep Go the F**k to Sleep Product Image

I actually listened to this on YouTube. It's weird and great and yet still technically inappropriate. I'd buy this book, but not for my sister or any child.

What the heck! And this is supposed to be a children's book. Now I know why our generation is messed up.

I would read this to children, that sounds like an awesome book!

Wow there a swear in the title how is this for kids

7 Mommy Drinks Because You're Bad

This is why the moms are so rude and talk trash about their children on those dumb mom websites

*Accuracy of Book Title Varies from Child to Child*

Do kids even know what drinking is before 8?

What is wrong with people.

8 Children Are No Match for Fire

OK, this may be a messes up book, but I'll admit the title made me laugh a little.

It sounds terrible but the title is so wrong it's kinda funny.

This sorta made me laugh. But yeah it sounds awful

I read the title & nearly spat out my bubble tea.

9 The Night Dad Went to Jail: What to Expect When Someone You Love Goes to Jail The Night Dad Went to Jail: What to Expect When Someone You Love Goes to Jail Product Image

Really. Since when do you expect a guide on how to deal with your emotions when Mummy went to jail?

Nah, I think with the USA's incarceration rate, this is probably appropriate.

I mean, if it explains why he went to jail then it depends but its appropriate

What did dad do. Is the question

10 Feelings and How to Destroy Them

The book for evil and demented children.

Finally, a book for people like me.

How to become the future devil

Oh my god oh my god OH MYYY GOOOD

The Contenders
11 Good-Bye Testicles

What is wrong with authors these days...

Is that book fake or real?

I speak from experience.

Why is this even a thing?

12 Where Willy Went Where Willy Went Product Image

A book about... A sperm

Great for sex ed.

13 I Wish Daddy Didn’t Drink So Much I Wish Daddy Didn’t Drink So Much Product Image

Drink a lot of bleach?

14 Why is Mommy Moaning?

Because she is having s3x with daddy

Because she's giving you a brother.

Do I really need to explain?

Please let this be fake...

15 My Big Sister Takes Drugs My Big Sister Takes Drugs Product Image

Sounds like your big sister needs to go to rehabilitation quickly.

And she gets high and shows her ass to dogs

16 No, David! No, David! Product Image

That kid needs a butt implants surgery

Kid streaks and his butt is exposed.

David: *exists*
Author: NO, DAVID!

Loved this book as a kid!

17 The Loneliest Ho In the World The Loneliest Ho In the World Product Image

Finally a book that describes me

You forgot the E in “Ho”.

18 Mommie's Hot, You're Not

What to say to someone bullying you.

That's what a bully would say.

19 Everything I Want To Do Is Illegal: War Stories from the Local Food Front Everything I Want To Do Is Illegal: War Stories from the Local Food Front Product Image

I must say it is pretty funny though.

AKA I'm a really stupid person

Is this satirical?

I want to steal money! Illegal... I want to sell crack! Illegal... I want to ��"� a person in the head! Illegal... I want to cross the US border during the Trump Reign! Illegal...

20 You Can't Be an Astronaut: It's Just Not Realistic

Well I want to be an astronaut when I grow up so screw you author of this book

You just shattered a lot of kids dreams

How to kill ambition 101

Fake book or real?

21 Ma! There's Nothing to Do Here! A Word from your Baby-in-Waiting Ma! There's Nothing to Do Here! A Word from your Baby-in-Waiting Product Image

Mommy I'm bored inside your stomach lemme get out of your vag already!

22 Sex is a Funny Word

There are inappropriate pictures

I never saw a book with sex.

23 All My Friends are Dead All My Friends are Dead Product Image

Maker of the list: this book is inappropriate
Me, a dinosaur fan: sees dinosaur of book cover
Also me: I like dinosaurs. That book had one on the cover. And that book is inappropriate... o still like dinosaurs

I read it & it was hilarious.

Push me to the edge

24 Harpo's Horrible Secret Harpo's Horrible Secret Product Image

This is quite dark for a kids book.

25 You're Too Fat to Be a Ballerina
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