Top Ten Most Inappropriate Children's Books


The Top Ten

1 Who Cares About Disabled People

The book IS NOT "anti-disability," though it is foolish in that it labels some things disabilities which clearly aren't. It's even more foolish to pile on the bandwagon of bashing something when you haven't even bothered to examine it.

This book is about why you should care about disabled people. I'm sure its still a terrible book with a seriously misleading title, but I guess the intentions were there? - keycha1n

Actually, I'm pretty sure it was anti-disabled. At least that's what I heard, but I'm not sure. - RalphBob

I have an incredibly important question: how in the actual hell did they even manage to get all of these books published? - Mcgillacuddy

The title is just so wrong... - Swellow

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2 Polly Paints a Penis

Sounds like Polly has some serious issues

I find it hard to believe that this is a kid's book - Mcgillacuddy

Drax (Guardians of the Galaxy): Did she make a penis?

Hang on is this an adult picture book? They are around now.

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3 Who Cares about Elderly People?

That's the wrong picture. That's a different inappropriate children's book it's showing. - RalphBob

I read that book, JUST NO. It's just wrong!

It shows the wrong picture - Cartoonfan202

Pam Adams strikes again. - RalphBob

4 Mommy Drinks Because You're Bad

This is why the moms are so rude and talk trash about their children on those dumb mom websites - Cartoonfan202

*Accuracy of Book Title Varies from Child to Child* - Darth-Snorpy

Do kids even know what drinking is before 8?

That's ' random and crappy

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5 Maggie Goes On a Diet

Well, I haven't read it, but if it says that then it gets my vote. I wish that kind of thing wasn't still around...

It says only thin people can succeed. - RalphBob

Is this a book about anorexia? - RockFashionista

This says that fat people are unsuccesful - Cartoonfan202

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6 My Beautiful Mommy

It promotes plastic surgery. - RalphBob

Promotes plastic surgery - Cartoonfan202

The title sounds like an embracing of incest. And the kid looks like he has an Oedipus complex. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Yeah right

7 Children Are No Match for Fire

OK, this may be a messes up book, but I'll admit the title made me laugh a little. - Brobusky

This sorta made me laugh. But yeah it sounds awful - TwilightKitsune

It sounds terrible but the title is so wrong it's kinda funny.

This is wrong. - RiverClanRocks

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8 Feelings and How to Destroy Them

The book for evil and demented children. - RalphBob

How to become the future devil

9 Good-Bye Testicles

Is that book fake or real?

Why is this even a thing? - RalphBob

What is wrong with authors these days...

I speak from experience.

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10 Everything I Want To Do Is Illegal: War Stories from the Local Food Front

I must say it is pretty funny though. - RalphBob

Is this satirical? - RiverClanRocks

AKA I'm a really stupid person

I want to steal money! Illegal... I want to sell crack! Illegal... I want to ��"� a person in the head! Illegal... I want to cross the US border during the Trump Reign! Illegal... - FerrariDude64

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The Contenders

11 The Loneliest Ho In the World

Why Santa? Why? - RalphBob

12 The Night Dad Went to Jail: What to Expect When Someone You Love Goes to Jail

Nah, I think with the USA's incarceration rate, this is probably appropriate. - keycha1n

Really. Since when do you expect a guide on how to deal with your emotions when Mummy went to jail? - DontMakeARookieMistake

I read this before. It's really weird and it sucks. DON'T READ IF YOU WANT TO SAVE YOUR EYES.

13 You Can't Be an Astronaut: It's Just Not Realistic

Well I want to be an astronaut when I grow up so screw you author of this book - Cartoonfan202

Fake book or real?

You just shattered a lot of kids dreams - TwilightKitsune

14 Go the F**k to Sleep

I actually listened to this on YouTube. It's weird and great and yet still technically inappropriate. I'd buy this book, but not for my sister or any child. - Merilille

What the heck! And this is supposed to be a children's book. Now I know why our generation is messed up.

I don't think this is a kids book... - RiverClanRocks

Why does this exist?

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15 No, David!

That kid needs a butt implants surgery

Kid streaks and his butt is exposed.

16 Harpo's Horrible Secret

This is quite dark for a kids book. - Croy987

17 The House That Crack Built
18 The Color of Earth

What's the plot of this book?

So INAPPROPRIATE! A kid in my class read it! He tol me! Disgusting!


Ding dong gooch

19 Why is Mommy Moaning?

Please let this be fake...

20 It's Not Going to Get Any Better When You Grow Up

Sounds harsh - Cartoonfan202

21 Where Willy Went
22 Ma! There's Nothing to Do Here! A Word from your Baby-in-Waiting
23 You're Too Fat to Be a Ballerina
24 My Big Sister Takes Drugs

Sounds like your big sister needs to go to rehabilitation quickly. - Swellow

25 Flowers are Pretty, but We'd Make More Money Growing Pot
26 101 Ways to Kill a Zombie
27 Mommie's Hot, You're Not
28 The Story of Little Black Sambo
29 Pinky and Rex Get Married

7 year olds cannot get maried. Fact.

30 The Great Big Funny Book

I will never, ever read this book to my kids because it is often one of the most inappropriate books of the decade. - shelleyduvallfan10

31 Mommy Laid an Egg
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