Top Ten Most Inappropriate Children's Books

The Top Ten
1 Who Cares About Disabled People Who Cares About Disabled People Product Image

This book is about why you should care about disabled people. I'm sure its still a terrible book with a seriously misleading title, but I guess the intentions were there?

I have an incredibly important question: how in the actual hell did they even manage to get all of these books published?

All of these books actually exist?! Who would write such books! I would be willing to burn them Nazi-style, and I hate Nazis!

Ok, so I figured out more about this book, and it isn't actually anti-disability, but it says a lot of cons of disabled people in it.

2 Polly Paints a Penis

Love this book? Then make sure you don't miss out on the long awaited sequel joining her sister in... Dolly draws a D***!

Hang on is this an adult picture book? They are around now.

Drax (Guardians of the Galaxy): Did she make a penis?

If you think that's bad, check out Do You Want To Play With My Balls, My First Little B00b Job, and The Big Coloring Book of V@gin@s

3 Who Cares about Elderly People? Who Cares about Elderly People? Product Image

Pam Adams strikes again.

This is not right, elderly people are nice, some of them can be rude too, one was rude to me once

This is terrible.

4 Maggie Goes On a Diet Maggie Goes On a Diet Product Image

Well, I haven't read it, but if it says that then it gets my vote. I wish that kind of thing wasn't still around...

Does it really say "only thin people succeed"? That's an insult to fat people.

It says only thin people can succeed.

Is this a book about Honey Boo Boo?

5 Go the F**k to Sleep Go the F**k to Sleep Product Image

I actually listened to this on YouTube. It's weird and great and yet still technically inappropriate. I'd buy this book, but not for my sister or any child.

What the heck! And this is supposed to be a children's book. Now I know why our generation is messed up.

I would read this to children, that sounds like an awesome book!

I don't think this is a kids book...

6 My Beautiful Mommy My Beautiful Mommy Product Image

The title sounds like an embracing of incest. And the kid looks like he has an Oedipus complex.

I heard this one promotes plastic surgery.

It promotes plastic surgery.

Promotes plastic surgery

7 Mommy Drinks Because You're Bad

Do kids even know what drinking is before 8?

What is wrong with people.

This is why the moms are so rude and talk trash about their children on those dumb mom websites

8 Children Are No Match for Fire

OK, this may be a messes up book, but I'll admit the title made me laugh a little.

It sounds terrible but the title is so wrong it's kinda funny.

This sorta made me laugh. But yeah it sounds awful

I read the title & nearly spat out my bubble tea.

9 I Wish Daddy Didn’t Drink So Much I Wish Daddy Didn’t Drink So Much Product Image

Drink a lot of bleach?

10 The Night Dad Went to Jail: What to Expect When Someone You Love Goes to Jail The Night Dad Went to Jail: What to Expect When Someone You Love Goes to Jail Product Image

Really. Since when do you expect a guide on how to deal with your emotions when Mummy went to jail?

Nah, I think with the USA's incarceration rate, this is probably appropriate.

What did dad do. Is the question

Eh, could be worse

The Contenders
11 Good-Bye Testicles

What? How do you say "goodbye" to testicles?

What is wrong with authors these days...

Is that book fake or real?

I speak from experience.

12 Feelings and How to Destroy Them

The book for evil and demented children.

Finally, a book for people like me.

13 No, David! No, David! Product Image

Damn, David must be one hell of a trouble maker.

I used to read this book as a kid, I remember a page where he was running outside naked the page after he took a bath and overflowed the tub

Kid streaks and his butt is exposed.

Loved this book as a kid!

14 Where Willy Went Where Willy Went Product Image

A book about... A sperm

Great for sex ed.

15 Why is Mommy Moaning?

Please tell me this isn't about what I think it is...

Because she's giving you a brother.

Do I really need to explain?

Please let this be fake...

16 The Loneliest Ho In the World The Loneliest Ho In the World Product Image

You forgot the E in "Ho".

17 My Big Sister Takes Drugs My Big Sister Takes Drugs Product Image

Sounds like your big sister needs to go to rehabilitation quickly.

She looks 13/14 in that picture...

18 You Can't Be an Astronaut: It's Just Not Realistic

Way to ruin kids dreams.

How to kill ambition 101

Fake book or real?

Well I want to be an astronaut when I grow up so screw you author of this book

19 Mommie's Hot, You're Not

I hope you mean hot as in boiling. Worst

What to say to someone bullying you.

20 Sex is a Funny Word

I never saw a book with sex.

21 All My Friends are Dead All My Friends are Dead Product Image

Maker of the list: this book is inappropriate
Me, a dinosaur fan: sees dinosaur of book cover
Also me: I like dinosaurs. That book had one on the cover. And that book is inappropriate... o still like dinosaurs

That sounds way too depressing!

I read it & it was hilarious.

Push me to the edge

22 Everything I Want To Do Is Illegal: War Stories from the Local Food Front Everything I Want To Do Is Illegal: War Stories from the Local Food Front Product Image

I must say it is pretty funny though.

Is this satirical?

23 Ma! There's Nothing to Do Here! A Word from your Baby-in-Waiting Ma! There's Nothing to Do Here! A Word from your Baby-in-Waiting Product Image

Mommy I'm bored inside your stomach lemme get out of your vag already!

24 Harpo's Horrible Secret Harpo's Horrible Secret Product Image

This is quite dark for a kids book.

25 You're Too Fat to Be a Ballerina
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