Top Ten Most Inappropriate Children's Books


The Top Ten

1 Who Cares About Disabled People

The book IS NOT "anti-disability," though it is foolish in that it labels some things disabilities which clearly aren't. It's even more foolish to pile on the bandwagon of bashing something when you haven't even bothered to examine it.

This book is about why you should care about disabled people. I'm sure its still a terrible book with a seriously misleading title, but I guess the intentions were there? - keycha1n

Actually, I'm pretty sure it was anti-disabled. At least that's what I heard, but I'm not sure. - RalphBob

I have an incredibly important question: how in the actual hell did they even manage to get all of these books published? - Mcgillacuddy

Who cares about you author? - FallenBlaze

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2 Polly Paints a Penis

Sounds like Polly has some serious issues

I find it hard to believe that this is a kid's book - Mcgillacuddy

Drax (Guardians of the Galaxy): Did she make a penis?

LOL I laughed really hard at this one. - PhilTheCorgi

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3 Who Cares about Elderly People?

I read that book, JUST NO. It's just wrong!

It shows the wrong picture

Pam Adams strikes again. - RalphBob

4 Mommy Drinks Because You're Bad

This is why the moms are so rude and talk trash about their children on those dumb mom websites

*Accuracy of Book Title Varies from Child to Child* - Darth-Snorpy

Do kids even know what drinking is before 8?

That's ' random and crappy

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5 Maggie Goes On a Diet

While health is important this book is messed up and teaches awful messages losing weight for popularity Is no good - Masochismismagic

Well, I haven't read it, but if it says that then it gets my vote. I wish that kind of thing wasn't still around...

It says only thin people can succeed. - RalphBob


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6 My Beautiful Mommy

It is an odd explanation of plastic surgery - Masochismismagic

It promotes plastic surgery. - RalphBob

Promotes plastic surgery

Yeah right

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7 Children Are No Match for Fire

OK, this may be a messes up book, but I'll admit the title made me laugh a little. - Brobusky

This sorta made me laugh. But yeah it sounds awful - TwilightKitsune

It sounds terrible but the title is so wrong it's kinda funny.

This is wrong. - RiverClanRocks

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8 Feelings and How to Destroy Them

The book for evil and demented children. - RalphBob

Finally, a book for people like me. - BlarchBlaces

How to become the future devil

Oh my god oh my god OH MYYY GOOOD

9 Good-Bye Testicles

Is that book fake or real?

Why is this even a thing? - RalphBob

What is wrong with authors these days...

Wait, this is real?

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10 Go the F**k to Sleep

I actually listened to this on YouTube. It's weird and great and yet still technically inappropriate. I'd buy this book, but not for my sister or any child. - Merilille

What the heck! And this is supposed to be a children's book. Now I know why our generation is messed up.

I don't think this is a kids book... - RiverClanRocks

I’m gonna read that to my kids someday - NightmareCinema

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The Contenders

11 The Loneliest Ho In the World

Why Santa? Why? - RalphBob

You forgot the E in “Ho”.

12 No, David!

That kid needs a butt implants surgery

Kid streaks and his butt is exposed.

Loved this book as a kid!

This book is terrible!

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13 Everything I Want To Do Is Illegal: War Stories from the Local Food Front

I must say it is pretty funny though. - RalphBob

Is this satirical? - RiverClanRocks

AKA I'm a really stupid person

I want to steal money! Illegal... I want to sell crack! Illegal... I want to ��"� a person in the head! Illegal... I want to cross the US border during the Trump Reign! Illegal... - FerrariDude64

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14 You Can't Be an Astronaut: It's Just Not Realistic

You just shattered a lot of kids dreams - TwilightKitsune

Well I want to be an astronaut when I grow up so screw you author of this book

Fake book or real?


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15 The Night Dad Went to Jail: What to Expect When Someone You Love Goes to Jail

Nah, I think with the USA's incarceration rate, this is probably appropriate. - keycha1n

Really. Since when do you expect a guide on how to deal with your emotions when Mummy went to jail? - DontMakeARookieMistake

I read this before. It's really weird and it sucks. DON'T READ IF YOU WANT TO SAVE YOUR EYES.

I mean, if it explains why he went to jail then it depends but its appropriate - FallenBlaze

16 Why is Mommy Moaning?

Please let this be fake...

Because she is having s3x with daddy

It is fake

17 Harpo's Horrible Secret

This is quite dark for a kids book. - Croy987

18 The House That Crack Built
19 The Color of Earth

What's the plot of this book?

So INAPPROPRIATE! A kid in my class read it! He tol me! Disgusting!


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20 You're Too Fat to Be a Ballerina
21 Pinky and Rex Get Married

7 year olds cannot get maried. Fact.

22 It's Not Going to Get Any Better When You Grow Up

Sounds harsh

I agree with the title - FallenBlaze

23 Mommy Laid an Egg
24 I Wish Daddy Didn’t Drink So Much

Drink a lot of bleach?

25 Sex is a Funny Word
26 All My Friends are Dead

Push me to the edge

27 Where Willy Went
28 Ma! There's Nothing to Do Here! A Word from your Baby-in-Waiting
29 My Big Sister Takes Drugs

Sounds like your big sister needs to go to rehabilitation quickly. - Swellow

And she gets high and shows her ass to dogs

30 Flowers are Pretty, but We'd Make More Money Growing Pot
31 101 Ways to Kill a Zombie

That sounds pretty bizarre

32 Mommie's Hot, You're Not

OH! - FallenBlaze

33 The Story of Little Black Sambo
34 The Great Big Funny Book

I will never, ever read this book to my kids because it is often one of the most inappropriate books of the decade. - shelleyduvallfan10

35 Wacky Wednesday
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