Top 10 Most Inappropriate Songs to Play at a Kid's Birthday Party

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The Top Ten

1 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

Way worser than Baby Got Back. - SpinelliFan

Nicki minaj... this is the worst

Hey it's not that bad just tell the kids to cover their ears on everybad part
Lol - speed

WHEN I WAS AT BES'S BD WE PLAYED THIS SONG AND NO ONE LOOKED AWAY FROM THE PHONE EXCEPT FOR ME,SIS AND SOME OTHERS
.HEHE PIPER WAS GLUED TO ALL THE BUTTS THAT WERE MOVING - leafstar

2 Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-A-Lot Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-A-Lot

Very bad for kids.

3 Rape Me - Nirvana Rape Me - Nirvana

The title says it all

4 Partition - Beyoncé

Its rap and never ever play rap at a kids b-day party.it ruins their reputation.

5 Closer - Nine Inch Nails

The chorus says it all. The album this song in general is definitely R Rated.

Trent Reznor's horrible voice can scar a poor kid for life.

6 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
7 The Valley - Miguel

This is the second time you've seen this song on one of my lists because it's like very inappropriate. No way I can't keep this one out. - JaysTop10List

8 S&M - Rihanna
9 Privacy - Chris Brown
10 P**** Monster - Lil Wayne

The Contenders

11 Smack My Bitch Up - The Prodigy
12 Marry the P***y - R. Kelly
13 Dirty Nursery Rhymes - 2 Live Crew
14 Fack - Eminem

Well, uh, you can't really censor this song to make it appropriate in any way, so yeah, don't play this.

15 Whistle - Flo Rida
16 Cookie - R. Kelly
17 I Want Your Sex - George Michael
18 Peacock - Katy Perry
19 Me So Horny - 2 Live Crew

Kids my little brother's age should not know what horny means

20 Slob on My Nob - Three 6 Mafia
21 Side to Side - Ariana Grande

My dad said this is innapropriate but I don't no y

Considering Nicki repeats the lyrics "d*** bicycle" - JaysTop10List

22 Bad Bitch - Webbie
23 P**** is Mine - Miguel
24 Teletubbies Say Eh Oh! - The Teletubbies

What that show is for little kids anyway

25 My Neck, My Back (Lick It) - Khia
26 Horny '98 - Mousse T.
27 Calling Me - Lil Boosie
28 Break Stuff - Limp Bizkit
29 Entrails Ripped from a Virgin's C*** - Cannibal Corpse

No cannibal corpse!

30 Get This - Slipknot
31 Birthday Song - 2 Chainz
32 Mobscene - Marilyn Manson

I would love to hear Marilyn Manson at my birthday party

33 Puakenikeni - Nicole Scherzinger
34 Birthday Cake - Rihanna

Maybe for an ADULT birthday party. - Interrogator

35 Pillowtalk - Zayn
36 F**k You - CeeLo Green
37 Deepthroat - Cupcakke
38 Pumped Up Kicks - Foster the People

Because the kids might go to school the next day and start a riot with a ciggarette sticking out their mouthes like cowboy kids.

39 Barbie Girl - Aqua

LOL I had this on tape when I was 8 years old.
Kids will think it's about Barbie Dolls anyway.

40 Rockabye - Clean Bandit

The song’s fine, just don’t put the video on for the kids... there’s a stripper.
- TheDuttyGyal

41 Chocolate Salty Balls - Isaac Hayes
42 Nightmare - Avenged Sevenfold
43 Skumfuk - Sum 41
44 Shut Up - Simple Plan
45 Raining Blood - Slayer
46 Born to Die - Lana Del Rey
47 Honey - Mariah Carey
48 Lil Freak - Usher
49 Back to Sleep - Chris Brown
50 Superlove - Tinashe
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List StatsCreated 5 Jun 2016
Updated 2 Sep 2019

100 votes
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3 years, 193 days old

Top Remixes

1. P**** Monster - Lil Wayne
2. Privacy - Chris Brown
3. Marry the P***y - R. Kelly
DaWyteNight
1. Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
2. Anaconda - Nicki Minaj
3. S&M - Rihanna
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1. Anaconda - Nicki Minaj
2. Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-A-Lot
3. Partition - Beyoncé
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