Top 10 Most Inappropriate Songs to Play at a Kid's Birthday Party

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The Top Ten

1 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

Nicki minaj... this is the worst

Hey it's not that bad just tell the kids to cover their ears on everybad part
Lol - speed

WHEN I WAS AT BES'S BD WE PLAYED THIS SONG AND NO ONE LOOKED AWAY FROM THE PHONE EXCEPT FOR ME,SIS AND SOME OTHERS
.HEHE PIPER WAS GLUED TO ALL THE BUTTS THAT WERE MOVING - leafstar

2 Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-A-Lot
3 Rape Me - Nirvana

The title says it all

4 Partition - Beyoncé

Its rap and never ever play rap at a kids b-day party.it ruins their reputation.

5 Closer - Nine Inch Nails

Trent Reznor's horrible voice can scar a poor kid for life.

6 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
7 The Valley - Miguel

This is the second time you've seen this song on one of my lists because it's like very inappropriate. No way I can't keep this one out. - JaysTop10List

8 S&M - Rihanna
9 Privacy - Chris Brown
10 P**** Monster - Lil Wayne

The Newcomers

? Rockabye - Clean Bandit
? Missing - Everything but the Girl

The Contenders

11 Smack My Bitch Up - The Prodigy
12 Marry the P***y - R. Kelly
13 Dirty Nursery Rhymes - 2 Live Crew
14 Fack - Eminem

Well, uh, you can't really censor this song to make it appropriate in any way, so yeah, don't play this.

15 Cookie - R. Kelly
16 I Want Your Sex - George Michael
17 Whistle - Flo Rida
18 Slob on My Nob - Three 6 Mafia
19 Peacock - Katy Perry
20 Me So Horny - 2 Live Crew
21 Side to Side - Ariana Grande

My dad said this is innapropriate but I don't no y

Considering Nicki repeats the lyrics "d*** bicycle" - JaysTop10List

22 Bad Bitch - Webbie
23 P**** is Mine - Miguel
24 Horny '98 - Mousse T.
25 Calling Me - Lil Boosie
26 Teletubbies Say Eh Oh! - The Teletubbies
27 Break Stuff - Limp Bizkit
28 Entrails Ripped from a Virgin's C*** - Cannibal Corpse

No cannibal corpse!

29 Get This - Slipknot
30 Birthday Song - 2 Chainz
31 My Neck, My Back (Lick It) - Khia
32 Mobscene - Marilyn Manson

I would love to hear Marilyn Manson at my birthday party

33 Puakenikeni - Nicole Scherzinger
34 Birthday Cake - Rihanna
35 Pillowtalk - Zayn
36 F**k You - CeeLo Green
37 Nightmare - Avenged Sevenfold
38 Skumfuk - Sum 41
39 Shut Up - Simple Plan
40 Raining Blood - Slayer
41 Born to Die - Lana Del Rey
42 Honey - Mariah Carey
43 Lil Freak - Usher
44 Back to Sleep - Chris Brown
45 Superlove - Tinashe
46 Whatever U Like - Nicole Scherzinger
47 Motivation - Kelly Rowland
48 Kisses Down Low - Kelly Rowland
49 Ice - Kelly Rowland
50 Hypnotized - Plies
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Top Remixes

1. P**** Monster - Lil Wayne
2. Privacy - Chris Brown
3. Marry the P***y - R. Kelly
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1. Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
2. Anaconda - Nicki Minaj
3. S&M - Rihanna
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1. Anaconda - Nicki Minaj
2. Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-A-Lot
3. Partition - Beyoncé
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