Most Inappropriate Things to Say While Dining at a Fancy Restaurant

The Top Ten
1 I AM JOHN CENAAAAAAA!!!!

That's what everyone at school is saying, lol. Everyone would turn and look at you.

2 So, has anyone thrown up after eating compost on toast recently?
3 Hi, can I order some compost on toast for starter and cream of guinea pig soup for the main course with some spinach ice cream for desert please?
4 I'm bursting for the bog!
5 I want food! I want food!
6 Yo moma so fat her butt cheeks are in different time zones
7 All your soap is mine!!!!
8 The Cake Is a Lie
9 I HATE EVERYONE & EVERYTHING!!!!
10 I didn't wipe!!!
The Contenders
11 Look, a rat!
12 Oh no Jocelyn
13 My tampon is leaking!!
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