Top Ten Infamous Quotes to Say to Someone

Quotes that are so degenerating, that you're going to suffer from depression

The Top Ten

1 If you hold 11 roses in front of a mirror, you will be looking at 10 most beautiful things in the world... and you

Haha! Gotta love this! - Britgirl

2 My love for you is like my love for David Cameron, I don't
3 Make like a Snicker advert and gets some nuts!
4 The sky was blue but then the volcano erupted, because I bring news to you that you're adopted
5 I may have a criminal record, stole someone's crisps, kicked someone's nuts and spread an Ebola outbreak but I'm still responsible
6 You can't sit around and do nothing, remember what you're grandpa did, he did productive stuff like viciously beat me and his wife up but he was productive at that
7 Look, if you're going to complain about how you had a black iPhone and not a white one, remember that your own mother spent 3 hours pushing you out of her body and you were covered in her juice and blood... and by the way, your pregnancy test is positive

Well, that would be something worth faffing about! - PositronWildhawk

8 Learn your ABC's and it will have an abbreviation for you, A Big C***

I think I know just the person to use this one on. Thanks, Dunc. - PositronWildhawk

9 Life is like your dreams, they become wet and ruined
10 Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!

The Contenders

11 Cause you fricking fricks just can't...ever...be quenched! Your...your fantasies can never be quenched, can they? You fricking fricks! When will you learn?! When will you learn, that your actions have consequences!?
12 If at first you don't succeed, you can go a throw baby Moses in the Nile
13 You are the reason why subhumans exist
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