Top Ten Insanely Inane Things to Say In a Restaurant While Having Dinner With Relatives

The Top Ten

1 "Excuse me, can you please pass the gas?"

2 "Do you mind if I bite my toenails?"

I found this on 'Top 10 Most Disgusting Things That People Can Do' and thought it so cleverly ingenious!

3 "The soup looks like a mix of penguin blood and hippo milk. Ugh."

4 "This place sucks. Who the heck thought of coming here?"

Once I went to the worst restaurant before there food who awful my grandma sorta said this

It was me! What will you do?

5 "Don't get unduly excited, folks, but there's a nose above Jerry's mouth."

6 "I gonna slurp through this damn soup."

7 "After this dinner, I'm gonna do the boogy dance on this table. Any partners?"

8 "Here's to Uncle Jeff! May he stop farting."

9 "Did you like the 'chicken' soup?"

This one made me laugh!

10 "There's a iguana in my soup, Pa."

The Contenders

11 "A bad odor, a fungus and a toenail walked into a bar..."

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