Top 10 Insects and Arachnids

The Top Ten
1 Carpenter Ant

Human: *kills carpenter ant
Human: that should of-
Human: OH MY GOSH! BEEP

Troll way- Taking over your house

2 Termites Termites are eusocial insects that are classified at the taxonomic rank of infraorder Isoptera, or as epifamily Termitoidae within the cockroach order Blattodea.
3 Common House Fly

Human eats a burger in his house
Human: this burger is epic!
Suddenly sees like 5 flies
Human tries killing them, but keeps missing
Human rages

Trolling way- Annoyingly flying around in your house

4 Mosquito Spanish for "small fly," mosquitoes are insects that have been known to cause various diseases. A sample of diseases caused by mosquitoes: malaria, yellow fever, Chikungunya, West Nile virus, dengue fever, filariasis, Zika virus.

Mosquito bites human
Human scratches the bite a lot
Human: I HATE YOU MOSQUITO!

Trolling way- The Great Itch

5 Butterfly Butterflies are part of the class of insects in the order Lepidoptera, along with the moths. Adult butterflies have large, often brightly coloured wings, and conspicuous, fluttering flight.

They are super beautiful and graceful! They will doing nothing but flutter around so elegantly and show their beauty! Because they are gorgeous and they are such graces!

I adore these beautiful, elegant and graceful creatures.

6 Wheel Spider

Predator: haha I found you! Time to die
Spider cartwheels its way out
Spider: NOPE!

Trolling way- NOPE

7 Dragonfly
8 Killer Bees
9 Ladybug

They are super cute! I used to collect them when I was little (I know I shouldn't have done that) but they are super adorable and they have to be the cutest insect in the world, that and pill bugs!

10 Tarantula Tarantulas comprise a group of large and often hairy arachnids belonging to the Theraphosidae family of spiders, of which approximately 900 species have been identified.

Human: Just gonna catch you now!
Tarantula flicks hair to the eyes of the human
Human can't see

Trolling way- I can't see

The Contenders
11 Grasshopper
12 Yellow Jacket

Human: Today I'm gonna wear my black shirt.
Wasp: I HATE THE COLOR BLACK
Human gets stung

Trolling way- WHY DO YOU HAVE TO WHERE BLACK! I'M GONNA STING YOU

13 Mantis

Its hard to find a cooler looking insect

14 Hornet Hornets are the largest of the eusocial wasps, and are similar in appearance to their close relatives yellowjackets. Some species can reach up to 5.5 cm in length.

Hornets needs to be 1st!

15 Black Widow

Widow builds a web on the toliet
Human sits on the toliet and gets bitten

Trolling way- build a web on the toliet and don't mess with me or I'm gonna bite yo butt.

HAIL NO! Their bite kills humans! Get this off NOW! UGH!

16 Wasp

I'm surprised that I had to add this ridiculous creature to the list.

This has to be 2nd

17 Honey Bee
18 Phylliidae
19 Bumblebee A bumblebee, also written bumble bee, is a member of the bee genus Bombus, in the family Apidae. The brood parasitic or cuckoo bumblebees have sometimes been classified as a subgenus or genus, Psithyrus, but are now usually treated as members of Bombus.
20 Stag Beetle
21 Pill Bugs
22 European Firebug
23 Cicada
24 Cricket
25 Damselfly
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