Top 10 Instantly Recognizable Features of Certain Celebrities

The Top Ten

1 Michael Jackson's "imitation white" skin and bright red lipstick

Yeah, let's just say he wasn't exactly fooling anyone (shudders)

2 Marilyn Manson's (and the KISS members') clown makeup

"Let's put a SMILE on that FACE, shall we? "

3 Justin Bieber's "douche bowl" haircut

You know, from back in his "Baby" days

4 Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice

5 Eminem's thousand-yard stare

Pierces straight into your soul, doesn't it

6 Jon Jafari's (Jontron's) voice

Honestly, his version of Firework was better than Katy Perry's

7 Jay Leno's superhero chin

8 Nicki Minaj's fake plastic buttocks

"For a fake Chinese rubber man"

9 Thom Yorke's lazy eye

Honestly used to think he did it on purpose as a sort of "artistic statement" because he was just THAT amazingly pretentious of a person

10 Steve Buscemi's heroin-addict face

Used to particularly wondrous effect in Reservoir Dogs, I must say

The Contenders

11 Steven Wright's monotone deadpan delivery

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