Top Ten Instructions On Parkouring

Do ever play Assassin's Creed thought "I wish I can do that? " Well look no further (No seriously, don't do that! )
The Top Ten
1 Be in the compilations of parkour fails
2 Go to hospital and get insulted by the staff
3 Fall down and break a bone
4 Tell a speech
5 Go outside and go to your chosen place
6 Make a Will

Damn right you should. If you don't die don't worry your: wrists, ankles, neck, back, fingers, face and balls will do. Trust me I know. So enjoy having functioning body parts while you can and Good Luck

7 Get a camera
8 Ask a friend to watch
9 Find a good place to parkour
10 Get some good running shoes

I wonder what it feels like if one becomes an expert in parkouring. Never mind, I can't take the risk.

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