Top Ten Insulting Names for Rock/Metal Bands

Here are ten insulting names haters may use when ranting on these metal bands.

The Top Ten

1 S**tknot (Slipknot)
2 Metallic**t (Metallica)
3 Porn (Korn)
4 S**tstym Of a Dumb (System Of A Down)
5 Deranged Sevenf**k (Avenged Sevenfold)

I love Avenged Sevenfold, but my god, this is hillarious :D... - CrimsonShark

6 S**tter (Slayer)
7 A**thrax (Anthrax)
8 Linkin Fart (Linkin Park)

Haha Linkin's funny! - Britgirl

Lol how bout Stinkin Fart? Oh wait, that visitor guy said it. - AlphaQ

Stinkin Fart is so much better than Linkin Park because SP songs have tons of farting in them unlike LP.-JustinBieberOfficial

Meh... "Stinkin Fart" is better.

9 C**ts & Roses (Guns & Roses)

This band is one of the most boring bands ever it could rival Led Zeppelin and The Beatles in being boring.-LitSavage

Good god!...It's awful - Ananya

Gah! Absolutely awful! - Britgirl

10 Bullet for My Vagina (Bullet for My Valentine)

The Contenders

11 Nippleback (Nickalback)
12 Nine Inch Noobs (Nine Inch Nails)

Nine Inch Boobs? Just saying though...
"Noobs" isn't too bad either. - CrimsonShark

13 F**k Off Boy (Fall Out Boy)

Seems like an insult to use on someone you hate - TwilightKitsune

14 F**king Benjamin (Breaking Benjamin)

Can't stop laughing on this one :D. I love Breaking Benjamin though... - CrimsonShark

15 The Dorks (The Doors)
16 Weed and Cambri-lick (Coheed and Cambria
17 Sucks P*sstols (Sex Pistols)
18 C**tsryche (Queensryche)

I originally had it as Queersryche but I found that name to be homophobic.

19 Dream F**ker (Dream Theater)
20 Megad*ck (Megadeth)

Wouldn't that be a compliment for a guy? Lol

21 Black Fail Brides (Black Veil Brides)
22 F*** Factory (Fear Factory)
23 3 D**ks Down (3 Doors Down)
24 Children of B****es (Children of Bodom)
25 Ass in Chains (Alice in Chains)
26 F**k Finger Dumb Puke (Five Finger Death Punch)
27 Noobbeat (Volbeat)
28 Black Vomit Brides (Black Veil Brides)
29 Nightb*tch (Nightwish)
30 Epic*nt (Epica)
31 Iron Moron (Iron Maiden)
32 Birch Fail Emo Daggers (Black Veil Brides)
33 King D*ckhead (King Diamond)
34 Type O N***** (Type O Negative)
35 Green D**k (Green Day)
36 P**s-some-more (Paramore)

Keep in mind I love Paramore. I'm just enjoying putting some contribution and getting along with the humor :). - CrimsonShark

37 Green Gay (Green Day)
38 The B***hes (The Beatles)

Apologies to all Beatles fan. I respect The Beatles though (This isn't meant to be taken seriously though. - CrimsonShark

39 Sucker (Seether)
40 P**s Jam (Pearl Jam)
41 B****-182 (Blink-182)
42 S***ple Plan (Simple Plan)
43 The Offs*** (The Offspring)
44 Bloser Sabb**** (Black Sabbath)
45 Loser Zeppelin (Led Zeppelin)
46 Disgusting Purple (Deep Purple)
47 Uria** Heep (Uriah Heel)
48 Dread Zeppelin (Led Zeppelin)
49 Crank Fail Bitches (Black Veil Brides)
50 Sellout-ica (Metallica)

For those who think Metallica sold out :P. - CrimsonShark

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Top Remixes

1. Nippleback (Nickalback)
2. Bullet for My Vagina (Bullet for My Valentine)
3. Porn (Korn)
1. Porn (Korn)
2. Linkin Fart (Linkin Park)
3. Deranged Sevenf**k (Avenged Sevenfold)
1. Metallic**t (Metallica)
2. S**tter (Slayer)
3. Deranged Sevenf**k (Avenged Sevenfold)


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